What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?

Started by インフェルノの津波 April 23rd, 2010 11:30 AM
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Uecil

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Can't remember it exactly but I had a few jokes and some jokes I've made my self.
one good joke I heard was 'a guy walks into a bar..OUCH!' I thought that was pretty funny but it's an old one.



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Miz en Scène

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Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that brass gong for?" asked the friend.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? How's it work?"
"Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It's 3:00 in the morning!"

I love this joke.
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