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View Poll Results: Do you like Justin Bieber?
Yes, I'M HIS BIG FAN!! 4 4.49%
Yes. 2 2.25%
No, I have no opinion on him 16 17.98%
No, I just don't like him 18 20.22%
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Old April 27th, 2010 (6:49 AM).
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... what would be the first thing you'd do? Considering he's popular and hated at the same time, I was wondering what all of you would do. Keep it appropriate!

Also if you don't know who he is you may have been living under a rock, so Youtube is your best option.

I would probably cut his hair.
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Hmm.... if I was to met Justin Bieber there was just be awkward silence, nothing more, nothing less.
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    I'd slap him with a wet fish - its nothing personal i've just always wanted to slap somebody with a wet fish
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    Old April 27th, 2010 (7:09 AM). Edited April 27th, 2010 by Cheesymitten.
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    Well it would depend where this would all take place =3
    For example, I could lock him up in a room, and force him to listen to his own music for the rest of his life, while keeping him alive of course.
    Also because I'm a nice guy I wouldn't leave sharp or pointy things inside the room, I'll put pillows everywhere to prevent harm to himself.
    And yes I am aware that this thread is not called "How would you torture Justin Bieber" But there you go.
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    Old April 27th, 2010 (7:14 AM).
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        Run him over with a moose. He puts other Canadians to shame...
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          Hmm... what would I do?

          I may rip out his vocal chords. But lets not get into detail. I don't want to get in trouble
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          Old April 27th, 2010 (7:58 AM).
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            I would slap him and tell him he is a no talent hack you shemale D:<
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              Oh dear lord. Honestly, I don't like Justin Beiber. I don't hate him, but I STRONGLY dislike him. He is overdramatized to be one of those people who's either popular for no reason, or popular because they were on Disney Channel. He isn't the latter of course (That category is for Hannah Montana, Selena Gomez, and Zac Efron. The only reason Hannah Montana is popular is because she is living off of her dad's fame and is inscribing her image into the minds of the 8 year old girls who watch her) but he is the former.

              I DON'T think he's talented whatsoever. To me he sounds like a woman who had part of her throat removed. I'm dead serious. The only reason he's so popular is because he's a little cutetard which girls love in a singer instead of talent, so it doesn't matter if he can sing worth a @&%$. I seriously doubt that if he looked like a NORMAL teenager he could get that far in his little "career" of his. He probably won't last 5 months in the popularity contest industry, but I don't care. HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT!!

              Sorry about that rant. As to answer your question, I would probably ask him "SO HOW WAS MEETING THE CAST OF SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE YOU GOD %$@# PIECE OF %$@#!?!? YOU JUST THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT ASND A BAG OF CHIPS HUH!?!" Of course yelling this at him would get his security to take me, but hey. The reason I would say that is because it has been my dream for quite some time to be on Saturday Night Live an meet the cast.
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                ... what would be the first thing you'd do? Considering he's popular and hated at the same time, I was wondering what all of you would do. Keep it appropriate!

                Also if you don't know who he is you may have been living under a rock, so Youtube is your best option.

                I would probably cut his hair.
                I would ask her how she had held off puberty for so long.

                Yes, I'm aware I said "she".

                If she so much as opened her mouth, I am ashamed to admit I would probably be physically sick.
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                Old April 27th, 2010 (9:06 AM).
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                  Run him over with a moose. He puts other Canadians to shame...
                  No, no, no!

                  You must lock him in an igloo and sick a polar bear on him!

                  Gosh...
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                  Old April 27th, 2010 (9:42 AM).
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                  I never understand how people can be this mean about someone they've never met. Genuinely, guys. I know you wouldn't, but it's not fair: he hasn't done anything personal to you. :(

                  If I ever met Justin Bieber, I'd probably give him a cuddle. I know he's older than me, but I feel all motherly towards him. He's so sweet, bless him.
                  (Yes, I do like Justin Bieber. Taunt me as you wish.)
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                  I was gunna say, "Punch him", but I'd probably just treat him like any other person I met.
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                    I never understand how people can be this mean about someone they've never met. Genuinely, guys. I know you wouldn't, but it's not fair: he hasn't done anything personal to you. :(

                    If I ever met Justin Bieber, I'd probably give him a cuddle. I know he's older than me, but I feel all motherly towards him. He's so sweet, bless him.
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                    I'm not being mean, and I'm not singling you out, it's just...

                    The majority of Beiber fans are tweenagers. :|
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                    Old April 27th, 2010 (10:11 AM).
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                    .. well, I'm 15, so if you are singling me out, there's not much point because I'm not a 'tween'. ;|

                    I think you shouldn't dislike Justin Bieber just because he appeals me to a younger demographic. There's a lot of music that appeals to the older market and I think it's unfair to think that music or artists directed at younger people is not as good or worthy of 'death'.
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                      I'd whack his head with a wooden baseball bat and cut his hair off. I hate that guy.
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                        .. well, I'm 15, so if you are singling me out, there's not much point because I'm not a 'tween'. ;|

                        I think you shouldn't dislike Justin Bieber just because he appeals me to a younger demographic. There's a lot of music that appeals to the older market and I think it's unfair to think that music or artists directed at younger people is not as good or worthy of 'death'.
                        I don't dislike him because he appeals to a younger demographic. I have no problem with artists that do that.

                        I dislike him because he can't sing. ;P ~♪
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                        I don't dislike him because he appeals to a younger demographic. I have no problem with artists that do that.

                        I dislike him because he can't sing. ;P ~♪
                        Well, now, that's just silly. He might sing pretty high for a 16 year old boy but he can sing well. And he does feel-good pop.

                        I don't care what y'all say: I like him. C:
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                          i would "borrow" what i can off him and sell it on ebay!
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                          and probly get a pic with his for the crack cos i might like him later when hes older
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                              Jab in the throat until he loses that squeaky girly voice.
                              Then I'd get him to start acting his age.
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                                I would punch him.

                                Seriously, I would happily stay over night in jail to punch that idiot.
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