Which item from your house would you pick to fight a velociraptor?

Started by Mr Cat Dog November 4th, 2004 9:16 AM
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i would use my Samurai Sword (Katana(sp?)) against it and chop it to pieces and then put it in my wok and fry it and eat it
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Well, that would'nt make sense, because I am a Velociraptor :P
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None of those weapons would stand a chance against a Velociraptor... your guts would be spilled and it would be eating you while you were still alive, mind you, before you even got close to it... but, since this isn't real life, I'd use the biggest d*mn gun in my house so I would have a very slight chance.. Also, you'd want a weapon that you don't have to get up close and personal, cause Velociraptor's are very quick, agile, and they have very very very sharp claws on all four limbs... and the biggest is on its hands... or what would be hands...

"Jurassic Park" is very accurate to the build of a Velociraptor... and everyone thats seen "Jurassic Park" knows better than to try to attack it... Cause it will have buddies... And the smartest thing you can do is run or just face death... a very painful death... *shudders...*
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I'd use my teddy bear!!! XD Maybe my teddy would come to life and seriously kick some dino butt! j/k =P

I wouldn't try to destroy such a creature, I'd hide in my attic. =P

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But if I had to choose an item, I'd probaly choose forks and knives. XD
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None of those weapons would stand a chance against a Velociraptor... your guts would be spilled and it would be eating you while you were still alive, mind you, before you even got close to it... but, since this isn't real life, I'd use the biggest d*mn gun in my house so I would have a very slight chance.. Also, you'd want a weapon that you don't have to get up close and personal, cause Velociraptor's are very quick, agile, and they have very very very sharp claws on all four limbs... and the biggest is on its hands... or what would be hands...

"Jurassic Park" is very accurate to the build of a Velociraptor... and everyone thats seen "Jurassic Park" knows better than to try to attack it... Cause it will have buddies... And the smartest thing you can do is run or just face death... a very painful death... *shudders...*
I agree, also though, running wouldn't work since they're freakishly fast.
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None of those weapons would stand a chance against a Velociraptor... your guts would be spilled and it would be eating you while you were still alive, mind you, before you even got close to it... but, since this isn't real life, I'd use the biggest d*mn gun in my house so I would have a very slight chance.. Also, you'd want a weapon that you don't have to get up close and personal, cause Velociraptor's are very quick, agile, and they have very very very sharp claws on all four limbs... and the biggest is on its hands... or what would be hands...

"Jurassic Park" is very accurate to the build of a Velociraptor... and everyone thats seen "Jurassic Park" knows better than to try to attack it... Cause it will have buddies... And the smartest thing you can do is run or just face death... a very painful death... *shudders...*
Yea, but ya gotta fight with something XD

Anyway, my second weapon of choice would be my little brother and my twin sister. I would end up throwing my siblings at it while I run XD
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Thats why I said I would get the h*ll out of there with the biggest d*mn gun in my house...
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then wouldnt that slow you down uberly, making you easier prey? XD
anyways...considering thers 1, i'd probably try to lure it in a thin area like a hall so it wouldn't have as much space to move around...then i'd hit it with s dull spoon XD or get forks and knives XD or maybe go into the bathroom the most dangerous stuff is in my mom's make-up kit XD
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None of those weapons would stand a chance against a Velociraptor... your guts would be spilled and it would be eating you while you were still alive, mind you, before you even got close to it... but, since this isn't real life, I'd use the biggest d*mn gun in my house so I would have a very slight chance.. Also, you'd want a weapon that you don't have to get up close and personal, cause Velociraptor's are very quick, agile, and they have very very very sharp claws on all four limbs... and the biggest is on its hands... or what would be hands...

"Jurassic Park" is very accurate to the build of a Velociraptor... and everyone thats seen "Jurassic Park" knows better than to try to attack it... Cause it will have buddies... And the smartest thing you can do is run or just face death... a very painful death... *shudders...*
Exactly. You cant run, Velocirapter was extremely fast. It would either either track you down stratergically(sp?) or would plainly run you down. But if I really had to use a weapon, then it would be a bow and arrow. Nice, if you've got accuracy...or a gun. I might use a sword, but thats too akward for such a situation.




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I'd use my sword.. Yes I have a real sword in my house!! Very cool.. ^_^
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I'd use a vaccum cleaner to suck it up, or I'd use forks/knives, or throw glass stuff at it, or burn it in the fireplace, or lock it in the fridge, or use batteries (pour acid in its mouth, etc.)... Possiblities are endless.

Actually, if one of those velo-thingies came after me, I'd use my legs and run for my life.
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well i probably would stand a chance, but if i had to fight i would light a match at the handle of a wooden knife, then throw the knifeat the Velociraptor so it would burn and hurt at all once XD
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