Which item from your house would you pick to fight a velociraptor? Page 2

Started by Mr Cat Dog November 4th, 2004 9:16 AM
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I would use my sister's Barney tapes and scare it away. Quoth Velociraptor:Ahh!!!!!! A t-rex that sings songs!!! AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I would crack it over the head with my computer or just throw my blimpy cats at it.XD!That would distact it long enough for me to get away.XD

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The power of my.................
parrot or my massive shoes

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Speaking of massive shoes...
*Flips through the air and lands in a large pair of 'em while talking like Puss in Boots*
'Fraidy cats! I'd make that mucho overgrown lizard taste the floor with my own bare hands! I'd make that artifactual dino beg for mercy from...

Jordan! ...El Magnifico!

But, aside from all that Shrek talk I'd probably poke it in the eyes first or something, hehe. There's no defense like your own two fingers, I always say! Then, I'd probably give it a few good whacks to the noggin with the fire extinguisher in my room, and kick it far out back into my neighborhood lake with a push and a shove and let it suffer under the honkings of those large, two-winged wonder geese until it croaks with the frogs!

Sorry about the cruel treatment of animals, Kayleigh, but these things are the sharks of the land, hehe. I've always liked dinosaurs, but I ain't about warm up to one if I ever got the chance to meet one, scales an' all!

Anyways, I probably wouldn't pick one just item to pick a fight with a velociraptor. With a whole house of things, I'd fight it right down to tooth and nail, hehe.
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Well you know, Jordy... Sleeping darts are always an option! *loads a bazooka with them* They'll work just fine for me! XD

But anyway, yeah, that's probably what I would use! (Hey, if we're just imagining all of this then I could have them!) THEEENN.... I could tie it down while it's sleeping or something, and sell it for $100,000,000! I'm sure some desperate scientists would pay that price.

Then with the money, I could pay some secret agent guys to bust into the labratory where the crazy scientists are keeping the dinosaur, get it back, then fly it off to an unknown island somewhere and let it live its life in peace and happiness! <3

Hah! There's a nice animal-friendly strategy for ya!

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Seen August 28th, 2006
Posted August 27th, 2006
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18.7 Years
I'd barricade myself in my room, throw everything I have to offer against my door, then, try and be inventive and find a way to electrocute it, without zapping myself first, with enough voltage to knock it out, grab a pair of sicorrs (sp) and finish its throat quickly before it had a chance to awaken. I have an electric light dealy that might do the job, but I'd end up cutting all the wires in my room, and binding them together to make an electric gun. The fences taught them not to attack, maybe I can too. If not...I'll jump out my window, probably breaking both my legs, and stealing a car. OH I KNOW, I'LL CALL 911!!! YES 911 is my final choice! I'll call them till they beleive me! Send a cop car over, and I get rescued, yay for me. Aka telephone/cellphone
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*pulls out Stinger* If I'm gonna fight a raptor, I need target practice. *blasts CaRtOON's body* Still my best friend... Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for... THE STINGER MISSLE LAUNCHER!!!
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Seen January 9th, 2006
Posted November 16th, 2005
491 posts
18.8 Years
Bring out my boken and get in some practice on it. LOL, it's so hard and heavy it would shatter the little beastie's bones, then I could sell it to a DNA replication laboratory, so Velociraptors would become a real animal again!
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19.3 Years
I'd probably get...eaten. <<;; I mean, if I zaw a dinozaur in my houze I'd probably ztand there gawking at it untill it jumped me ''Xo

HOWEVER, if I did zomehow manage to get the courage to fight it...*putz on military cap and zpeakz in a ztratigic tone*
I'd firzt of all hide my petz in my room az fazt az I could zince I can't ztand the thought of them getting eaten by a zcaley...thing.
Then I'd call my zchool'z burly football team over and let them deal with it ^_^

Man, I zhould TOTALLY be a leutenit in the army with theze kindz of ztratigiez!!! X3
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ppl have been saying that they would run. C'mon The VELOCYraptor got his name for being that faster dinosaur there was.

Well I would use a sword to cut down the claws that they used to kill their opponents and they I would his eyes with it.
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