The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice

Started by Shanghai Alice June 12th, 2010 3:42 PM
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Oh, my children, come and ask me your questions, and I will dispense wisdom like those PEZ thingies.

In short, ask me a question, I'll give you my answer (typically skewed for comic effect).

It's a free-for-all, so ask anything (within the rules! I don't want to get banned!)!


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99

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In short, ask me a question, I'll give you my answer (typically skewed for comic effect).
...
I can has cheezeburger?
Don't let your guard down
just 'cause we're cute!

We'll eat you right up!
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Come, my children. Flock to the City-Sect Genius!

Your username attracted me to this thread.

So tell me. DO YOU PLAY EASY MODE? 8D
...maybe. Here, I'll beat you to the punch.

EASY-MODO? KIMOOOOOOOOOOOI!


Oh, wise Shanghai Alice, will I ever get a job?
You're on a Pokemon forum. The smart money is on...

"No."

Oh, wait... Dangit...

Oh yum PEZ! I used to love those thing! Ahh i can still remember the tas- uhhh... hmmmm.... Pokemon Black and White. Should I get both, or just on copy?
Get both. Otherwise, you are racist slime.

May I ask what is the point of this thread?
To dispense the infiniteness and unexhaustibility of my wise wisdom. (SECRET HINT: For the lulz)

Why is my cousin GAY? Why? He asked me if I wanted to kiss.
No pun intended, but...
"I'm not gonna touch this one."

Will I pass my exams, oh great Shanghai Alice? >w <
Here, let me cast my magic spell.

Non-Failure Sign [GENIUS MODE]

Wait, that's the Cirno card... Dangit, you're gonna fail.

...
I can has cheezeburger?
...*BOOMIES*

I think this person wants to be an oracle.
I think this person can take it easy.
You are my new Shrine Janitor!



The infinite wisdom seems pretty legit to me.
Care to buy some? I can give you ten easy (Dangit, yukkuri comics...) volumes of The Wisdom of Shanghai for (two hundred payments of) $29.99.

Omniscient until proven not, am I right?
Of course. I promote you to my miko. Build me a shrine, and gather faith!


What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Let's just say that the three bears, ten mice, and one unicycle are still in the hospital.





Sorry for the slow response. Couldn't get on today.


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99
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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a totsie pop?
*Pulls Patchouli out of a magic hat*
Patchy, answer.

"Mu-Mukyuu~ The number of licks required to break through to the core of a sugary sweet is directly proportional to the amount of saliva, and-"

GET TO THE POINT!

"666..."

So, six hundred and sixty-six licks.


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99
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Of course. I promote you to my miko. Build me a shrine, and gather faith!
So long as we're not secretly strengthening Belberith, I'm in. d(''d)

EDIT: Waaaiit just a second here. Miko is a female-only position. And... so... Oh, forget it. It's the internet, after all. I'll be back with the outfit and a couple shikigami.
Back from the Hidden Land~
My Pokemon tabletop RPG project. Looking for feedback and ideas!
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So long as we're not secretly strengthening Belberith, I'm in. d(''d)

EDIT: Waaaiit just a second here. Miko is a female-only position. And... so... Oh, forget it. It's the internet, after all. I'll be back with the outfit and a couple shikigami.
*Shudder*
On second thought, no outfit, just the shikigami.

How many Mudkips do I need to climb to get to the moon? Please answer, it's important.
As many as you can kill.

Or...!

OVER NINETY!!!

...million.
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Oh wise Shanghai Alice, how come it took so long for a (Spiritual) Sonic Rush Sequel to come out?
Because Sonic is getting old, man. Sonic is getting old.

They've gotta do a lot of editing to cover up the hedgehog's age, you know...

Why, Shanghai Alice?

Just... why? :3
...because it wasn't me who was wrong.

IT WAS THE WORLD.
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i wached luky star and it was awesoem how can i be otaku liek konachan =^_^=
Start failing school, hole yourself up in your house, and develop several fetishes.

Then, you must start crossplaying, and attend every convention possible, ignoring friends and family.

"Lucky Star is like alcohol. You love it at first, but, later, you hate yourself for it."

Not that I'm not a Lucky Star fan. I love Lucky Star...