The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice Page 11

Started by Shanghai Alice June 12th, 2010 3:42 PM
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What do you do when you don't have the answer to our questions? : D
Moron, I always have the answers to your idiotic questions.

Of course, with an intellect like yours, that's not saying much...


((Why, I make stuff up and use gimmicks, of course!))


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99

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Oh omniscient Shanghai Alice, what is so excellent about Google Chrome?
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Where do babies come from?
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[/HowisBabyFormed]

Oh omniscient Shanghai Alice, what is so excellent about Google Chrome?
It's from the future, for everything is Chrome in the future!


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99
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Oh my Suwako... what is going on in this thread?

Sakuya: Human or Lunarian?
Hey, wait, I just realized...

I'm actually ali-

Darnit, stay dead this time!

Yuyuko, if I catch you interfering with my plots again...


Hey everyone, it's your favorite magical girl, Alice Margatroid. Or, at least, I better be your favorite. But I know I am.

So, about Sakuya...

Personally, I think she's Lunarian. A stuck-up little b**** like that can't be from Gensokyo. Maybe she's the apprentice of Moonb*****?


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99
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Yo. 'sup lunatic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkX3EeDrnaY

I dare you to try and name the dude in this video.
Yukari blocks YouTube, on account of her being a crazy tyrant.


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99
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Now you have no excuse. You cannot escape my challenge now, coward! Name him!

Ah! My glasses, they've gone missing...!

Erm, and yes, I, Alice Margatroid, wear glasses... Eirin gave me some, and... Err...


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
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Oh wise one, what is the best animated Disney movie of all time?
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Oh wise one, what is the best animated Disney movie of all time?
Technically, Disney distributed Kiki's Delivery Service in the US, so...

:/

...er, so Yukari told me.


Why do you need glasses? What horrible experiment of Marisa's did you walk into to damage your eyes?
I... I seem to remember something about "FINALLY, I CAN CURE THIS TIC,ZE!"

A large flash of light, a boom, and then I woke up half a year later. In Makai.


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99
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Oh Wise Alice

Blah blah blah blah blah Him and magic blah blah blah weilding keyblade.

oh and who started the So I Herd You Liek Mudkips thing.
Well, you see, I think thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

Oh, excuuuuse meeee~ I... Well, my butterfly accidentally went off. Won't happen again. I'll pick you up when I get home. Youmu, go collect her charred remains, for now.
Indeed, Mistress Yuyu-
What was that? Make your text more... Here we go. Make it more readable, Youmu.
Yes, Mistress Yuyuko.
Good. Now, anyway, what was the question?

...oh, I couldn't possibly pretend to have the knowledge required to answer this. Here, let me find that guy... What was his name... He was one of the more recent souls... Something about getting hit by a-

*CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENbus come speeding by, still wearing an idiotic grin*
That thing. Whatever. Shanghai Alice, get over here and answer questions. You bum.

So, after a brush, tea session, and parting with death, I return... I don't wanna return. Purgatory was nice.

So, ummm... yeah.

I herd Swampert started the trend. You should totally ask him.


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99