The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice Page 2

Started by Shanghai Alice June 12th, 2010 3:42 PM
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Why oh why am I so fricking cool :cool:?
Also why is ps3 better than xbox 360?
You? Cool? None are more awesome than Shanghai Alice. Return when you can grasp that fact. -_-

Also, PS3 is infinitely better than 360, because of Disgaea 3. It's demonlicious.
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I am sorry if I disrespected you oh great shanghai.
I have returned with more questions.
What is my rabbits name?
When the world was first created what animal was first made?
Finally if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound ?
As the Great Shanghai's internet-miko, I'll take these.

1) I don't know what you call him, but he says his name is Gordon.

2)Hold on... *a large book appears on the table, labeled "Big Book of 'Wisdom' "*
Ah! It was the Naked Mole Rat, so they had time to get underground before the other animals could see them and start laughing.

3) Yes physically, No metaphorically.
...what?
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I guess 3 can only be answered by the great shanhai himself. Number 1 was rabbit. I should start naming pokemon.:p.
...you dare disrespect my (male) Shrine Maiden?

Also, Shanghai Alice's words of advice:

If someone sees you playing Touhoumon, and asks you if it's Moemon, the correct answer is "yes."

Otherwise you'll be branded for life.

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After endless years of long hard studying, locked up in an attic within a haunted house, reading ancient texts written by the most powerful beings in the history of everything, I have been unable to find an answer...

Great Oracle, I ask you!

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What is the meaning of life?

...And, what is my credit score?

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Oh Shanghai Alice, why does GLaDOS scare me so?
Because SHODAN had a baby. And that baby is...

Deep Blue. Who had a grandchild.

Named...

GLaDOS.

Oh! Mighty Oracle.

Will Brazil be the champion of FIFA World Cup?
No. Somehow, North and South Korea will get to the finals. A riot will break out between the two sides, and stuff will explode.

After endless years of long hard studying, locked up in an attic within a haunted house, reading ancient texts written by the most powerful beings in the history of anything, I have been unable to find an answer...

Great Oracle, I ask you!

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What is the meaning of life?

...And, what is my credit score?

1. Unladen? Even I do not have access to that degree of knowledge. Laden, however, 42 mph. On land. 26 kph on sea, and 450 mph on the Autobahn.

2. To grow up, live a happy life, and die.

That, or to get smashed and play Touhou.

3. F-R-E-E that spells fr- *Gets shot*
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...Credit-Report dot-com! *also shot*

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/lose outfit
Azure has changed clothes and discarded the Miko outfit. His new pants are of the same style as Kingdom Hearts' Terra's.
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Yo S.A! Do you speak "dude"?
Perhaps. However, it ruins the mystical atmosphere.

I can, however, switch between different speech patterns, ze! It's megas fun, nyoro!





Ahh, that's megas better, Azure! However, if you can find an actual female to press into my service...
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Oh shanghai. I have returned. I have but one question. and that is what question if asked would kill you?
Probably that one. Grammar, man, grammar!

However, the question that would kill me is...

*Whispers it into Azure's ear*
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Y'see? He answered the question, didn't he? Yeah he did. I was there.

I thank you for gracing me with that terribly important piece of information. I'm off to censor the key word, just in case.
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Here's another one, can you clone thyself?
I already have, in fact. I went back in time, amd inserted my clones at key points in history.


I am the individuals known as Bill Gates, Mohammad, Abraham, George Washington, Pope Gregory, and, just for good measure, Daft Punk.



Also, to anyone offended by the above answer, I poked fun at my own religion too, so be friends nao, k?



And Azure, just delete the question from existence. It's more effective.
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Oh wise Shanghai Alice, why does Okkusenman tell such a powerful story through screaming, ear-raping vocals?
We are sorry.

The Shanghai Alice has crashed due to sleep deprivation.

Please try again la-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
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We are sorry.

The Shanghai Alice has crashed due to sleep deprivation.

Please try again la-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Oh dear. Infinite wisdom just BSOD'd. To tell the truth, it would explain a lot.

Rest assured that many experienced sociologist hackers (don't ask) and those people hired to make stupid polls are on the job. Current information suggests that a good night's sleep will improve the situation, but the poll guys want to conduct a study. Expect a roughly 8-hour delay preceding our roughly 8-hour delay.

Zeffy: Don't think you got away with that.

Jordan: More than you think, Jordan. Selling your thumbs would entail selling- or giving away- those video games you have, which may I add are terrible for your health. As a matter of fact I'd advise you to hand them off to someone who has experience with this sort of thing. Like me. My on-the-job mail address is [email protected] . I'm not saying you should give me all your video games, but if you want to make sure they don't fall into the wrong hands, or are mutated into Transformers who want to kill you, or make sure there's no cannibals trying to eat your head, I'm always here for you. Enjoy your thumblessness. I know I will.
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