The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice Page 3

Started by Shanghai Alice June 12th, 2010 3:42 PM
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Oh almighty Shanghai Alice, will US Highway 521 ever be extended up to Boone, NC?

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Oh wise Shanghai Alice, what is miko?
The Maiden of the Shrines.

((Miko means "Shrine Maiden" (Though to Marisa, it mainly means "Reimu", according to her dialog with Sanae in MoF), the rough Japanese equivalent of a priest. However, they're pretty much in charge of giving advice, tending to shrines, etc. than devoting their lives solely to Shinto. It's a job.))

Can I get popular with the ladies?
Well... *Turns on "Chinese Tea"*

KICK! PUNCH! ISSHALINDAMINE!
KICK! PUNCH! CHOP! BLOCK!
KICK! PUNCH! CHOP! BLOCK!

Good, now repeat the words I'm about to say...

I like her!
I like Marisa!
...*Continues with Patch Mirin joke*

MAISA-MAISA-MAISA!
MAISA-ALICE-MAISA!
MAYO-WEEGEE-WEEGEE!

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

Lulz, bad Engrish.

Oh Wonderous Shanghai Alice, how many generations of pokemon will there be until nintendo runs out of ideas?
(Total Generations)=.5(Total Mario Games+Spinoffs)
So, half of infinity.

Oh almighty Shanghai Alice, will US Highway 521 ever be extended up to Boone, NC?
(Time that Highway 521 is extended to Boone, NC)=(Time that my town gets a video game store)

So, never.


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
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Oh Great Shanghai Alice, Will i ever become a Professional Go Player?
Read Hikaru no Go, so you can have an appreciation of JUST HOW FREAKING LIFE AND DEATH THE GAME IS.

Then kill yourself, because you will never be that awesome.


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99

Pokestick, good times.

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Oh, wonderous Huge-Asian-City, Girls-Name-That-Japanese-Say-Somehow-has-to-do-With-Magic,

...

why did I just write that weird version of Your name?
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What is a man, oh wondrous Shanghai Alice?
The definition of awesome, success, and complete coolness.

Syn: Amazing, Win
Ant: Woman (Though "Lady" implies that the woman has a crazy awesome control over everything, so...)

((Note: That was a joke, ladies and gentleman. I'm not really (that) sexist.))
Oh, wonderous Huge-Asian-City, Girls-Name-That-Japanese-Say-Somehow-has-to-do-With-Magic,

...

why did I just write that weird version of Your name?
Because the power of Shanghai compels you. You, unlike many others, have decided to NOT taint my name by saying it.

Have a sword. You're my new gardener/bodyguard.


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99
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Phew, I'm back from two weeks of internetlessness. I'm so glad camp only happens once a year.

Pokestick: So I wouldn't be so lonely. ^^

As for Le Creep, Some things are not meant for mortals ears. But you're gonna die in about eight years on a Thursday, in a library by being shanked with the seventh version of the iPhone. Yeah, they get that small.
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Wiseful seer!

Will I defeat Blue again before August comes?
No. Because the new Pokemon will be so bizarre, that they will warp the fabric of reality, and the world will end.

Great Shanghai Alice, will I ever defeat Wright in court?
Kidnap a programmer and force him to make you the main character. That is the answer.

and... When will you learn that telling someone to commit suicide, and they go though with it, is just as bad as killing that person yourself
Nonononono, of course not! After all, you were merely making a friendly suggestion, and they happily followed it. In the end, it's their fault.

So, in short... "Thou may!"


Oh, thou great.. Ehh, pig.

Why did I have to be your bodyguard again? (^_^")/
Because the Great and Wise Shanghai Alice has many enemies. Like the FBI. Because I happen to like things that cannot be legally ob-

Uhh... Because Yukarin is after me.


Phew, I'm back from two weeks of internetlessness. I'm so glad camp only happens once a year.
I've been in your shoes. Scout camp? Anyway, just got back from six days of semi-Internetlessness (Internet on a mobile device. Worse than none at all, sometimes...), so... This thread is alive again!

Pokestick: So I wouldn't be so lonely. ^^
If you're lonely, I will find a female miko. And you two can make more followers for me.

As for Le Creep, Some things are not meant for mortals ears. But you're gonna die in about eight years on a Thursday, in a library by being shanked with the seventh version of the iPhone. Yeah, they get that small.
...Azure is channeling the God of the Netherworld. RUN FOR IT!

Or he's just making an educated guess.


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I've been in your shoes. Scout camp? Anyway, just got back from six days of semi-Internetlessness (Internet on a mobile device. Worse than none at all, sometimes...), so... This thread is alive again!
Actually church camp. Good times, but it's nice to be back.

...Azure is channeling the God of the Netherworld. RUN FOR IT!

Or he's just making an educated guess.
Technically it was the Fates. Y'know it's funny, they won't use wireless phones. "Good ol' wires. Good ol' strings. You won't believe the hemp I found the other day." Don't call them unless you have time to, uh... kill.
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O Great, Wonderous Shanghai Alice.... how can I become a Glaceon?
Freeze yourself. And become a cat. IN THAT ORDER.

Actually church camp. Good times, but it's nice to be back.
All we have is VBS. Still fun, but...

Technically it was the Fates. Y'know it's funny, they won't use wireless phones. "Good ol' wires. Good ol' strings. You won't believe the hemp I found the other day." Don't call them unless you have time to, uh... kill.
We only deal in gods here. You're a miko! Miko up!

Oh, wait, it's 'cuz he's a guy, so it's all wrong...


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99

Pokestick, good times.

cheeky

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Come to think of it, I wanna know that too ;_;
IS THE CA..
wait, are we talking about like, chocolate cake or just any cake? kthx. IS THE CHOCO CAKE A LIE!?
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We only deal in gods here. You're a miko! Miko up!

Oh, wait, it's 'cuz he's a guy, so it's all wrong...
I'll show you! Who should I channel next? Nyarlathotep? Prinny Baal? Mozilla Firefox?

Come to think of it, I wanna know that too ;_;
IS THE CA..
wait, are we talking about like, chocolate cake or just any cake? kthx. IS THE CHOCO CAKE A LIE!?
It's black forest cake. Seriously, it is. Somebody did an article on it.

It was not a lie, either. It just wasn't actually for you. And it's made with fish-shaped plastic explosives.
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