The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice Page 4

Started by Shanghai Alice June 12th, 2010 3:42 PM
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12.9 Years
Oh, you great son of some kind of truth, why is it sometimes annoying to read awesome manga?
Because Japan loves to troll America like there's no tomorrow.

O Great Person-Who's-Name-Shouldn't-Be-Spoken-Out-Loud-Or-Spoken-In-Vain, is the cake really a lie?
Azure! They know too much! Take 'em out!

Come to think of it, I wanna know that too ;_;
IS THE CA..
wait, are we talking about like, chocolate cake or just any cake? kthx. IS THE CHOCO CAKE A LIE!?
Azure! Them too!

I'll show you! Who should I channel next? Nyarlathotep? Prinny Baal? Mozilla Firefox?
Kanako.
Actually, wait, we could just go visit her whenever.

So... the Sumiyoshi.

(Question! Why are gods like Kanako and Suwako "mortal", but things like the gods that Reimu channels are still... godish...?


It's black forest cake. Seriously, it is. Somebody did an article on it.

It was not a lie, either. It just wasn't actually for you. And it's made with fish-shaped plastic explosives.
Wait, it i-

*BOOOOOOOOOM*

O Great One, Why did I have to destroy the Companion Cube?
Because it threatened to stab me.

Oh, Wise Shanghai Alice.

How do you train dodging bullets from Marisa and Reimu?
I don't train dodging bullets, I dodge bullet trains.

Marisa and Reimu are involved because they run the trains.


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99
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Oh great Shanghai Alice-san-kun-sama-senpai-san, why does Rurouni Kenshin interest me
Because he is quite the sexy samurai.

Well, not.

But it has swords, and you're a man. 1+1=2.


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99
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Chasing after the wind
Seen March 27th, 2011
Posted August 5th, 2010
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How are you going to find a defense attorney when you think the best is dead, admitted to at least attempted murder in font of a close second and pretty much cheezed off the AA characters?
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Ever met someone too curious for their own good?

On nights when uncertainty visits you take our love in your arms and embrace it tightly.
不確実性の訪問があなたの腕の私達の愛を取ったりおよび堅く包含するそれらの夜。
Section Eight
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How are you going to find a defense attorney wqhen you think the best is dead, admited to at least attemted murder in font of a close second an pretty much cheezed off the AA charecters?
I'm putting the "Defense" back in "Defense Attorney."

Say hello to my new attorney: Patchouli Knowledge.

Get ready to be incinerated by the POWER OF ATTORNEY.

O Alice-person-random suffix-san-kun-person-:D, Why did you make the mistake to believe I live in USA? D:
What? There are other countries?

*Eats a cheeseburger and makes money*


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99
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O Great Being in the Sky...Answer me this....Will they ever make a remake of Super Metroid and a remake of the remake of Red/Green, FireRed/LeafGreen?
No, they'll keep just porting the same game, and...

A remake of a remake?

GAWD FORBEED.

Unless it's of Silver.


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99

Maraala

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O person who gives good advice, Will my Pokemon hack ,OpalLove, be any good when it is finished and why am i running out of things to call you without actually saying your name?

an electrifying presence
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Oh, you wannabe-deity, why are some goblins green and some brown? I can't decide on what to believe.
Because some are descended from Nuclear Goblins, while the others are reanimated pieces of... well, you know.

O person who gives good advice, Will my Pokemon hack ,OpalLove, be any good when it is finished and why am i running out of things to call you without actually saying your name?
No, it won't be. Unless, of course, you make major changes to the story of the originals. AND ACTUALLY MAKE THEM GOOD. And if you post screenshots, make sure they don't have spelling errors.

AND-

Okay, I'm done ranting on petpeeves in hacks.

"Also, you must giveth me $7.50, with which to buyeth a cold one."
~Strong Bad

Oh, guy who uses a girl's name, why don't any of us actually just say your name instead of these silly substitutes? D:
Because my name is too awesome to be spoken aloud, and your substitutes amuse me.


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99
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O person, why is it so bad saying Your name out loud?

Shanghai Ali-

What the.. OMG NO! Ugly fonts!
Sexy lunar rabbit guards, detain him. Bring him to...

MY MIKO!!!


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99
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Oh wise Shanghai Alice. Why must I meet a gay yellow dragon in a forum?
Because the Internet is a scary place.

Is is a Pedodragon?

Oh Person-With-One-Of-My-Favorite-Girl-Names-In-Their-Username, why do chicken nuggets taste so epicly amazing?
Because they shorten your lifespan.

IF X shortens your lifespan, THEN X is good.

Conversely,

IF X is good, THEN X shortens your lifespan.

Inversely,

IF X does not shorten your lifespan, THEN X is not good.

Contrapositively (That's real...),

IF X is not good, THEN X does not shorten your lifespan.


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99
Age 29
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Seen June 1st, 2013
Posted April 27th, 2013
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14.4 Years
MY MIKO!!!
Reporting for duty! I'll take him to the oratory lab, and shanghai his ability to speak of Shanghai. In any context.


Oh wise Shanghai Alice. Why must I meet a gay yellow dragon in a forum?
he must be a flaming gay

DISREGARD THAT, I'M A MIKO.
Back from the Hidden Land~
My Pokemon tabletop RPG project. Looking for feedback and ideas!
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Have no fear, mikos are not priestesses.

For example, Hakurei Reimu has committed mass murder, blatant theft, aggravated assault, obstruction of justice, obstruction of scientific progress, breaking the noise code, etc.

TVTropes has a list of her crimes.


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99
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Nope. He's a Global Mod (Scary right?)

Oh Wise Shanghai Alice. Could a spacial anomaly be actually Pablo Picasso in disguise?
No, it means Haruhi Suzumiya is on her period mildly upset.


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99
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Mrs... has the touhou miko ever been to jail? Cause... you know... she may or may not have a record ;.;

What happened to Mima?

And...

Is Yuka still sleeping?
Reimu was going to face judgment, but, like all of her other problems, she got out of it with violence, mass destruction, and blatant cruelty.

And Mima went to Heaven.

OR HELL, where she's kicking Sikeiki's butt every day.

And... Yuka is dead. Or a yukkuri.


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99