Would YOU be a pirate? (Arr.)

Started by Lickitricky July 6th, 2010 2:20 PM
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Would you be a true pirate, me bucko?

Age 29
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Temporal Tower
Seen October 18th, 2013
Posted February 9th, 2013
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13.1 Years
The subject be quite simple, me hearties! If you had the choice of becoming a pirate and rule the seven seas, what would yar final decision be? We will be realistic here, because you MAY end up facing this decision one day and we all need to be ready, arr.
My suggestion be a list of pros n' cons:

Cons:

-Lots of people would hate you
-Every country would go after you
-You don't get to eat nutritious food
-Your smile would be unattractive
-You'd get scurvy

Pros:

-You make tons of money
-You get to make some quality pirate friends
-You can to explore the nautical universe
-You can wear flashy pirate clothes
-People will adore your 'Bad boy pirate' look
-You'd get scurvy

The decision is yars!
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In the realm, of "crazy stupid fake characters", I'd much rather be a mad scientist. In my opinion, mad scientists are lacking in popularity these days when up against pirates, ninjas, vampires and werewolves.

And where the hell are all the zombies? They're just as popular as vampires and werewolves in this current Twilight-era, but no one ever wants to be one. That's discrimination against the zombie race!
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Age 28
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Posted May 9th, 2013
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I know the perfect person to reply to this topic....

If the aforementioned memeber does desire the life of a pirate, then I shall accompany him! We would travel the world fighting cannibal leprechauns and monster strawberries. One day, I would start a life as a blacksmith and fall in love with the daughter of the duke. As we were being chased by her father's soldiers, his tea ship arrived unexpectately and saves us from the guillotine. However, as we sail past Sweden, a giant rapping octopus begins chasing us.

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Posted March 4th, 2018
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This thread is pretty pointless and spammy. There's really no discussion to be had - it'd be different if it were discussing pirates in general or something, but this is pretty much just spam.
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