PC member tribute poems!

Started by John Denver November 14th, 2004 6:42 PM
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Age 35
War n' stuff
Seen October 2nd, 2006
Posted May 14th, 2006
8,290 posts
19.7 Years
Here is where I write a funny poem about each member of PC I like...I'll start with a little deally about Blaine! MANY MORE WILL FOLLOW! hopefully...


Girl from Tennessee

In Tennessee down where the buffalo roam
Lives a girl, named Blaine, in a Tennessee home
With a Tennessee sis and a Tennessee life
She'll court a Tennessee man an' be a Tennessee wife

Tennesse you say? Where on earth would that be?
On the eastern USA you would find Tennessee
With it's long, narrow look...Tennessee is all plain
That is, until you meet, my good buddy Blaine

She'll liven you up with Tennessee chatter
And write a Tennessee poem about Tennessee matters
As a lyricist goes she's a Tennessee best
And she'll ask you not to look at her Tennessee chest
Age 62
Male
Melbourne, Australia
Seen April 26th, 2018
Posted June 9th, 2014
11,439 posts
19.7 Years
XD You're obsessed with Tennessee! XD Do one about me! XD


"One reason why mathematics enjoys special esteem, above all other sciences, is that its laws are absolutely certain and indisputable, while those of other sciences are to some extent debatable and in constant danger of being overthrown by newly discovered facts."
Albert Einstein

"What science can there be more noble, more excellent, more useful for men, more admirably high and demonstrative than mathematics."
Benjamin Franklin

"Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty – a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trappings of paintings or music, yet sublimely pure and capable of a stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show."
Bertrand Russell

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ANNOY ME AT YOUR PERIL. I am becoming increasingly tired of the unmanly elitism and closed-mindedness of certain members who shall remain unnamed.
Age 31
Tennesse -_-
Seen September 28th, 2013
Posted May 23rd, 2005
828 posts
19.7 Years
Dakota... You can still make Miss Jolly Rancher blush. I love the poem.. The rythm is excellent. I hope I don't end up livin' in Tennessee forever though... Gotta escape!

Rogue: "What am I going to do with you Remy LeBeau?"
Gambit: "I have a list, but I left it in my other pants."
-- Astonishing X-Men #1

Rogue + Gambit
The Mississipian and the Lousianian Cajan, too cute together


--The Daily Post, the Xanga of Blaine--

~Ozy~

PC's Unofficial Poetry Critic

Age 34
White Sword Tower
Seen June 12th, 2012
Posted December 1st, 2006
5,246 posts
19 Years
Agreed, excellent rythm in it. and a perfect example that not every poem need be about a serious matter, or social commentray, or teen angst.
Eternally devoted and wed to my darling pet, Nagoyaka Aikouka.


"Your Grace, all that you say is true. On the Trident, Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought honorably, Rhaegar fought nobly, and Rhaegar died.
Age 35
War n' stuff
Seen October 2nd, 2006
Posted May 14th, 2006
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Who's that gal down there by the bay?
A penguin loving kid thats obssessed with JK!
Who's that gal with female retort?
Jedi Armara, or JA for short!

Who's that lass down there by the sea?
A chippy young doll, too wierd to be free!
Blue found her open, locked her down and said...
"You'll be my pair till the day that I'm dead!"

Lover? Fighter? JA is none of these...
She prefers to be a mod in the land of Aussie!
So whos that gal with the peppermint shoe?
JEDI ARMARA! JK'S MY GREGGYBOO!


whew, that was exhausting...;)

BOO ya!
Age 62
Male
Melbourne, Australia
Seen April 26th, 2018
Posted June 9th, 2014
11,439 posts
19.7 Years
I spent about five minutes giggling about that! Thanks Koty boy! XD The only criticism I have is... you spelt my name wrong XD. *eats the peppermint shoe* XD


"One reason why mathematics enjoys special esteem, above all other sciences, is that its laws are absolutely certain and indisputable, while those of other sciences are to some extent debatable and in constant danger of being overthrown by newly discovered facts."
Albert Einstein

"What science can there be more noble, more excellent, more useful for men, more admirably high and demonstrative than mathematics."
Benjamin Franklin

"Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty – a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trappings of paintings or music, yet sublimely pure and capable of a stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show."
Bertrand Russell

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ANNOY ME AT YOUR PERIL. I am becoming increasingly tired of the unmanly elitism and closed-mindedness of certain members who shall remain unnamed.
Age 35
War n' stuff
Seen October 2nd, 2006
Posted May 14th, 2006
8,290 posts
19.7 Years
There are many pairs and such online
When two people find each other fine
There's a specific pair to mention of
The only pair up, where the 2 are in love

I honestly didn't believe it at first
"Online Relationships? They never work!"
But as I grew to know them more and more
I kicked my silly thoughts out the door

I talked to one the other day
She proved how 2 girls can indeed make ways
My thoughts I threw out, one after another
2 girls, indeed, can fall in love with each other

They are in love! I should have known
By the way they talk, the way they've shown
The simple things that prove it's true
Like kisses, hugs, and I love you's

While one is fierce, the others calm
One can't be right while the others wrong
As if the two were destined to be
A lovers match on our PC

Oh dear, my rudeness knows no bounds!
What pair, you ask, have I just found?
What pair shows love and harmony?
The delectable, delightable, Sarah and Abby


Brownie points! woot!
Age 62
Male
Melbourne, Australia
Seen April 26th, 2018
Posted June 9th, 2014
11,439 posts
19.7 Years
XD *huggles her member poem* I hope you're right about blue and me, anyway, I don't think I could go through the trauma of breaking up for the 5th time XD :P


"One reason why mathematics enjoys special esteem, above all other sciences, is that its laws are absolutely certain and indisputable, while those of other sciences are to some extent debatable and in constant danger of being overthrown by newly discovered facts."
Albert Einstein

"What science can there be more noble, more excellent, more useful for men, more admirably high and demonstrative than mathematics."
Benjamin Franklin

"Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty – a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trappings of paintings or music, yet sublimely pure and capable of a stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show."
Bertrand Russell

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ANNOY ME AT YOUR PERIL. I am becoming increasingly tired of the unmanly elitism and closed-mindedness of certain members who shall remain unnamed.
Age 35
War n' stuff
Seen October 2nd, 2006
Posted May 14th, 2006
8,290 posts
19.7 Years
I think if I would take the time
And note the best friends in my mind
A single gal I'd choose for huddling
DF Dadragonz, I'd be uggling

There aren't many girls I know online
That are smart, pretty, and as sublime
As the one I know, the gal called Claire
I know your jealous that I'm her pair!

What else can I say? What more is there?
To say about the lovely Claire?
She's paired with me, she's twins with Reese
The Friendliest girl that aims to please!

I'll give 3 more lines for the Relation Guru
And I'll make this short and sweet for you
Claire is as fine as a gold studded purse
And good enough to be called, "Our Sexy Nurse."


BOO ya!

Eliana

The |R a m p a g e|

Age 32
www.thepeopleunited.net
Seen February 18th, 2010
Posted April 25th, 2006
17,195 posts
19.5 Years
*cracks up reading JA's poem* XD
*wants one* XD
Nice job Dakota!
[A N T I -F L A G]
T H E I R | S Y S T E M | D O E S N ' T | W O R K | F O R | Y O U

WE'RE TIRED OF LIES WE WANT THE TRUTH. [Turncoat]
[Sanity is not Statistical] --1984
No, I'm not back, I'm just laughing at the mediocrity of corrupted 'authority'. <3

Kylie-chan

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Age 29
Non-binary
New South Wales, Australia
Seen December 3rd, 2022
Posted October 5th, 2016
14,976 posts
18.7 Years
lolz if he even bothered to do mine, he'd have two lines, stressing I was grumpy, and that's all you can write about me (unless you know my computer is stupid and I can't get it to work. Stupid crashing pc. -_-) so yah. These are really funny. plz write one about me!!!
PON PON WAY WAY WAY

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Age 35
War n' stuff
Seen October 2nd, 2006
Posted May 14th, 2006
8,290 posts
19.7 Years
lolz if he even bothered to do mine, he'd have two lines, stressing I was grumpy, and that's all you can write about me (unless you know my computer is stupid and I can't get it to work. Stupid crashing pc. -_-) so yah. These are really funny. plz write one about me!!!
Oh really....

DARK PIKACHU thrusts her cold dead sword
Into the heart of people bored
of others being grumpy to
Into the flames, she casts me shoe!

My shoe, you ask, why did she take?
Me thinks she made a big mistake!
"No worries son", she says to me
"I'll get yer shoe, be back in 3!"

So in the flames, DARK PIKACHU crept
I lay back on a rock and slept
Only to wake to her mouth saying
"I think it's pizza rolls I'm craving!"

"Pizza rolls"? I asked with dire
"Shouldn't you retrieve my shoe from the fire?"
She responded back, "You know your right!"
"But before I go, it's time to fight!"

DARK PIKACHU jabbed, I swung back
I warded off her Quick Attack
She countered with Slam, I shot with Glare
"Were evenly matched," she said with care

"It is time," she moaned, "To get your shoe."
So in the flames she swiftly flew
And out she came with great possesion
My shoe she had with quick succession!

"Thanks ol chap!" I said with glee
"No problem," she muttered back at me
So off she rode to the land of honey
Hey wait a minute, she's got my money!


Whew..proved you wrong! *passes out* And your a girl! My bad!

Kylie-chan

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Age 29
Non-binary
New South Wales, Australia
Seen December 3rd, 2022
Posted October 5th, 2016
14,976 posts
18.7 Years
w000t! w00t! thank you so much w00t I always thought I was too unimportant to get that sorta thing!

only everyone keeps saying I'm a boy (like JKaizer only other way around) but I'm a gal... but (I'm now hiccupping from laughter at your poem it is so good)... but... get this. someone dared me to be a gal (no offense to that person). I'm a gal. oh well I'm sorta a tomboy. so that may have something to do with it. but meh who cares? I could be like PIKA2 and not even know which one I was... j/k *dodges Jeremy*

Lol I haven't laughed like that in a while. Thanks, Dakota! *runs off cackling and grabs her brother's shoe and hides it. Next winter I'll put it into the fireplace. Smell the smoke... **dies of acrid smell***
PON PON WAY WAY WAY

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