You know that Devolution Spray from the Pokémon TCG? We need to materialize it, and spray these kids with it, knock 'em back down to this age:
Seriously, they were totally believable "cute" kids in this film. Now? They look and sound awkward, much more awkward than the average teenager.
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"A toast to lonely souls, who could never take control of life, and all the missing we love, I hope the darkness they find will give them light."
Read the winning entry in the Pokémon CreepyPasta contest:
Tarnished Silver (scroll down to view)