Poke-Rap

Started by REInstalleD August 20th, 2010 10:44 AM
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Seen January 4th, 2011
Posted October 8th, 2010
7 posts
12.7 Years
Try not to read this like its poetry, read it like a rap, it sounds better. And hopefully you catch all of the Pokemon references i threw in, thats my favorite part of this rap.

This is a Pokemon Rap-id-Ash is here,
And with his Pikachu near
He’s got nothin’ to fear.
His yellow friend will Thunderbolt ya,
Leave ya joltin’ for eons.
Volt Tackle and you’ll have no energy to fight on.
Thunder Wave you’re paralyzed
Like Brock with a girl in his small eyes,
Tiny sized, like they got Minimized.
But don’t be surprised
‘Cause Brock will sock ya.
His Rock Slide will knock ya
Down where you’ll hit the ground
And make it shake,
Breakin’ Onix with an Earthquake.

Misty, you ain’t the star it’s me.
It seems you’re always kinda Krabby,
And you look like a Horsea.
Are you Seaking my glory,
Think you’re hot on my trail
But to no avail you’re huntin’ my tail (and getting’ whipped).
‘Cause Misty this is the desert and I've got Sand Veil.

I’m a ghost you can’t hit this,
Not after my Kinesis.
They call me Misdreavus.
Your fighting moves are useless.
Levitate makin’ your ground miss,
And now you’re sleepin’ from Hypnosis.
And I’m eatin’ dreams regainin’ HP,
But don’t worry,
‘Cause normally you couldn’t hit me.
Ya see I don’t really care if you’re Scrappy
Your stats are still Ghastly
And I’m practically invisible,
Splitin’ Pain, it’s divisible.
I’m also part Dark my Wonder Guard makes me invincible.

Yeah, you know I EV train hardcore,
Don’t use pills but I ain’t poor,
I just don’t go to the store.
I got Power items galore,
But I don’t use ‘em anymore.
The Pokerus is just a bore.
I value effort as a trainer,
Train ‘em ‘till they hit the floor.
Yeah I’ve seen you at Cinnabar,
Surfin’ the shore
With your bullet punch Scizor,
And your Breloom that knows Spore.
Its fine a nap sounds good but watch out ‘cause I Snore.

And just ‘cause you beat the Elite Four doesn’t mean you’re a pro,
In fact you’re really slow bro.
And I’m fast as a Swellow,
Known from here to Johto.
The king of Kanto and Sinnoh.
I’m a rare and you’re promo.
They call you common I’m holo.
Usin’ my tech to get the K.O.
Beatin’ ya deck six ta zero.
I like to take my time,
I’ve got my Own Tempo.

Don’t need a Persim to Thrash
Or Rock Head to Head Smash.
You better use that Focus Sash,
Don’t get one-hit by my Splash.
Luck Incense; give me your cash,
But you can keep that Sacred Ash
Because you’ll need it in a moment when I bring out my Whiscash,
‘Cause your Wormadam is Trash
I could knock it out in a Flash.

Whoa, hold up, did you say Pokeeman? Come on!
There’s not two ‘Es’ just one.
Don’t switch the ‘O’ to an ‘A’,
Pronounce it right okay.
‘Cause I could beat you any day
I don’t care what you say.
You’re still just a BK
Despite your Action Replay
I’ll take you on anyway.
You wanna battle right now,
That’s right you better Run Away.

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Seen September 6th, 2010
Posted August 21st, 2010
6 posts
12.8 Years
Hmmm... I'm not a big fan of rap, myself....
Although it is rather good!
But the beat does break in me than one spot...
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Seen September 6th, 2010
Posted August 21st, 2010
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That's pretty much what my mind is telling me.
lol I know! I find rap kinda- awkward.
But in Pokemon form, this is really awesome.
I especially like the part with the Action Replay!
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Seen December 17th, 2013
Posted February 20th, 2012
594 posts
12.7 Years
Your rap's cool!
I LOLed at the bit about getting one hitted by Splash!

Lets see if I spot all the references and highlight them in red.

This is a Pokemon Rap-id-Ash is here,
And with his Pikachu near
He’s got nothin’ to fear.
His yellow friend will Thunderbolt ya,
Leave ya joltin’ for eons.
Volt Tackle and you’ll have no energy to fight on.
Thunder Wave you’re paralyzed
Like Brock with a girl in his small eyes,
Tiny sized, like they got Minimized.
But don’t be surprised
‘Cause Brock will sock ya.
His Rock Slide will knock ya
Down where you’ll hit the ground
And make it shake,
Breakin’ Onix with an Earthquake.

Misty, you ain’t the star it’s me.
It seems you’re always kinda Krabby,
And you look like a Horsea.
Are you Seaking my glory,
Think you’re hot on my trail
But to no avail you’re huntin’ my tail (and getting’ whipped).
‘Cause Misty this is the desert and I've got Sand Veil.

I’m a ghost you can’t hit this,
Not after my Kinesis.
They call me Misdreavus.
Your fighting moves are useless.
Levitate makin’ your ground miss,
And now you’re sleepin’ from Hypnosis.
And I’m eatin’ dreams regainin’ HP,
But don’t worry,
‘Cause normally you couldn’t hit me.
Ya see I don’t really care if you’re Scrappy
Your stats are still Ghastly
And I’m practically invisible,
Splitin’ Pain
, it’s divisible.
I’m also part Dark my Wonder Guard makes me invincible.

Yeah, you know I EV train hardcore,
Don’t use pills but I ain’t poor,
I just don’t go to the store.
I got Power items galore,
But I don’t use ‘em anymore.
The Pokerus is just a bore.
I value effort as a trainer,
Train ‘em ‘till they hit the floor.
Yeah I’ve seen you at Cinnabar,
Surfin’ the shore
With your bullet punch Scizor,
And your Breloom that knows Spore.
Its fine a nap sounds good but watch out ‘cause I Snore.

And just ‘cause you beat the Elite Four doesn’t mean you’re a pro,
In fact you’re really slow bro.
And I’m fast as a Swellow,
Known from here to Johto.
The king of Kanto and Sinnoh.
I’m a rare and you’re promo.
They call you common I’m holo.
Usin’ my tech to get the K.O.
Beatin’ ya deck six ta zero.
I like to take my time,
I’ve got my Own Tempo.

Don’t need a Persim to Thrash
Or Rock Head to Head Smash.
You better use that Focus Sash,
Don’t get one-hit by my Splash.
Luck Incense; give me your cash,
But you can keep that Sacred Ash
Because you’ll need it in a moment when I bring out my Whiscash,
‘Cause your Wormadam is Trash
I could knock it out in a Flash.

Whoa, hold up, did you say Pokeeman? Come on!
There’s not two ‘Es’ just one.
Don’t switch the ‘O’ to an ‘A’,
Pronounce it right okay.
‘Cause I could beat you any day
I don’t care what you say.
You’re still just a BK
Despite your Action Replay
I’ll take you on anyway.
You wanna battle right now,
That’s right you better Run Away.
Third time's the charm, right~?
Seen January 4th, 2011
Posted October 8th, 2010
7 posts
12.7 Years
nice you got most of them besides some obvious ones i'm assuming you forgot to highlight. the only hidden ones you didn't get were kind of a stretch, such as:
"Normally you couldn't hit me" as a reference to normal not affecting ghost
"huntin' my tail (and gettin' whipped)" as a tail whip reference as well as the huntail ref.

anyway, I'm glad you liked it. I had a lot of fun writing it.

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Age 31
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Seen January 9th, 2012
Posted November 6th, 2011
1,139 posts
14.8 Years
I like it, I just think the whole "rap-id-Ash" part seemed randomly thrown in and it didn't make sense. (Besides that it says Rapidash).
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Seen January 4th, 2011
Posted October 8th, 2010
7 posts
12.7 Years
well, what i wrote is a pokemon rap hence 'Rap' and then i start writing about the anime character Ash and his pikachu hence 'Ash'. and yeah i just thought it would be cool to string them together with 'id' and make a pokemon name. So maybe it was random but i'd like to think it made some kind of sense.
Female
You wanna know? Well, I'm not telling you.
Seen December 17th, 2013
Posted February 20th, 2012
594 posts
12.7 Years
Lets see if I spot all the references and highlight them in red again!

This is a Pokemon Rap-id-Ash is here,
And with his Pikachu near
He’s got nothin’ to fear.
His yellow friend will Thunderbolt ya,
Leave ya joltin’ for eons.
Volt Tackle and you’ll have no energy to fight on.
Thunder Wave you’re paralyzed
Like Brock with a girl in his small eyes,
Tiny sized, like they got Minimized.
But don’t be surprised
‘Cause Brock will sock ya.
His Rock Slide will knock ya
Down where you’ll hit the ground
And make it shake,
Breakin’ Onix with an Earthquake.

Misty, you ain’t the star it’s me.
It seems you’re always kinda Krabby,
And you look like a Horsea.
Are you Seaking my glory,
Think you’re hot on my trail
But to no avail you’re huntin’ my tail (and getting’ whipped).
‘Cause Misty this is the desert and I've got Sand Veil.

I’m a ghost you can’t hit this,
Not after my Kinesis.
They call me Misdreavus.
Your fighting moves are useless.
Levitate makin’ your ground miss,
And now you’re sleepin’ from Hypnosis.
And I’m eatin’ dreams regainin’ HP,
But don’t worry,
‘Cause normally you couldn’t hit me.
Ya see I don’t really care if you’re Scrappy
Your stats are still Ghastly
And I’m practically invisible,
Splitin’ Pain
, it’s divisible.
I’m also part Dark my Wonder Guard makes me invincible.

Yeah, you know I EV train hardcore,
Don’t use pills but I ain’t poor,
I just don’t go to the store.
I got Power items galore,
But I don’t use ‘em anymore.
The Pokerus is just a bore.
I value effort as a trainer,
Train ‘em ‘till they hit the floor.
Yeah I’ve seen you at Cinnabar,
Surfin’ the shore
With your bullet punch Scizor,
And your Breloom that knows Spore.
Its fine a nap sounds good but watch out ‘cause I Snore.

And just ‘cause you beat the Elite Four doesn’t mean you’re a pro,
In fact you’re really slow bro.
And I’m fast as a Swellow,
Known from here to Johto.
The king of Kanto and Sinnoh.
I’m a rare and you’re promo.
They call you common I’m holo.
Usin’ my tech to get the K.O.
Beatin’ ya deck six ta zero.
I like to take my time,
I’ve got my Own Tempo.

Don’t need a Persim to Thrash
Or Rock Head to Head Smash.
You better use that Focus Sash,
Don’t get one-hit by my Splash.
Luck Incense; give me your cash,
But you can keep that Sacred Ash
Because you’ll need it in a moment when I bring out my Whiscash,
‘Cause your Wormadam is Trash
I could knock it out in a Flash.

Whoa, hold up, did you say Pokeeman? Come on!
There’s not two ‘Es’ just one.
Don’t switch the ‘O’ to an ‘A’,
Pronounce it right okay.
‘Cause I could beat you any day
I don’t care what you say.
You’re still just a BK
Despite your Action Replay
I’ll take you on anyway.
You wanna battle right now,
That’s right you better Run Away.
Third time's the charm, right~?

SIN1488

Dedicated FluoroCarbons :P

Age 31
Male
Orange County, CA
Seen January 9th, 2012
Posted November 6th, 2011
1,139 posts
14.8 Years
well, what i wrote is a pokemon rap hence 'Rap' and then i start writing about the anime character Ash and his pikachu hence 'Ash'. and yeah i just thought it would be cool to string them together with 'id' and make a pokemon name. So maybe it was random but i'd like to think it made some kind of sense.
It does make some sense, though the "id" part seemed randomly thrown in. But regardless, it was still good. :D

Do you listen to a lot of "Rap" or Hip-Hop yourself?
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Seen September 28th, 2010
Posted September 24th, 2010
25 posts
14.9 Years
Heh, as much as I dislike rap, I love this. Someone oughta record this and put it on youtube - if you do it right I'm sure it'll go viral!
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Seen January 4th, 2011
Posted October 8th, 2010
7 posts
12.7 Years
Lets see if I spot all the references and highlight them in red again!
Nicely done. Pretty sure you got everything.

Do you listen to a lot of "Rap" or Hip-Hop yourself?
Actually I don't. I Love listening to and writing rap but being a Christian its pretty hard to find clean rap thats also good rap.

Heh, as much as I dislike rap, I love this. Someone oughta record this and put it on youtube - if you do it right I'm sure it'll go viral!
Funny you mentioned that because honestly I thought about doing it. I just don't really know how to.