Video games aren't real life! Page 2

Started by Klippy August 26th, 2010 9:00 PM
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PAIN
In case no one's familiar with it you get launched from a giant catapult and you have to break the most limbs in your body.
You can choose famous people as well!
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So that would be nice launching people I hate off this catapult into buildings, cars and explosive barrels

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Besides Pokemon which seems to be the default answer for this thread, I'm gonna have to agree and say Left 4 Dead. I know I'm gonna regret this when my wish comes true and I wake up in a pool of spitter vomit, but it would just be totally awesome to wreak havoc on an undead world with my friends. Ever since seeing the movie Zombieland, a zombie apocolypse is definitely my favorite kind of apocolypse. Although it would be terrifying as hell to be eaten alive, even if you knew you would respawn in a closet somewhere.

Touhou. TOUHOUTOUHOUTOUHOUTOUHOU. A world of girls, magic, and awesome? Sign me up.
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BULLETS.
BULLETS EVERYWHERE.
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OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
BULLETS.
BULLETS EVERYWHERE.
Non-lethal bullets. Just don't mess with any hungry youkai and it'll be fine.
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POKEMON! Mario. I mean jump... jump... jump... alway onto some fat-ass dinosaur to save your own personal princess. Or tetris... that would be insane. random blocks just floating around falling from the sky that you have to arrange so they don't overfill the world :D

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Super Smash Bros... Life is just constant fighting competitions.

Sure, SSB isn't a conventional fighting game but do you do in it? You fight, nothing more. It has things that make it accesible to casual gamers and a fun party game but it also has enough depth for a serious competitive side to be quite popular as well.
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Pokemon would be a good one, but I can't imagine living in that world. I know what I would do though: Go on a quest to catch meowth, and then live the easy life forever using payday and leveling in a ton.

Yu Gi Oh would be another awesome one: Basically real life with holographic monsters. And because I'm not the reincarnation of an ancient egyptian soul, and suck ass at duelling, I would never be sent to the shadow realm.

Another decent one would be Roller-coaster Tycoon. Design my own amusement park? Oh hell yes. Madness: The Car Racing Game would be crazy fun in a kind of terrifying way. Out of those four, I can't pick, but I know I wouldn't pick Madness. Honestly, I'm not a big fan of fighting of any kind, so most games don't really appeal to me for real life.
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Golden Sun, hands down. I'd be a Mercury Adept. After that, maybe the original Final Fantasy. I'd be a White Mage. After that, maybe Star Wars. I'd be a Jedi.

Healing powers would be so great. <3
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Video games are real! 'Cause this one time I ate a bunch of mushrooms and I really did grow big! And then I jumped on turtles and collected coins and when I grabbed this star I saw pretty colors....... :O


Back to on topic, lol. I really can't think of a better video game world for this than pokemon. It's close enough to the real world with the towns and cities with markets and such, yet it's different enough to be awesome.

But it would probably be pretty chaotic, and you would need a license to own a pokemon much like you need a license to own a gun.
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I'd definatly say Pokemon, but if Code Lyoko counts (it was made into a video game) I'd definatly wouldn't mind finding a Supercomputer, I would love to work it :)

Pokemon almost seems as it is very real. I mean the setting is pretty realistic

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SONIC THE HEDGEHOG


wouldn't it be fun to live on Mobius? (the one portrayed in the games- frankly, I'd hate to live in the Comic's interpretation)

I mean, even with the Game's portrayla of Eggman, it doesn't (usually) seem TOO terrible.

I want a talking hedgehog buddy! :3

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Besides Pokemon, I'd like Final Fantasy or TWEWY.
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