I hate this commercial!

Started by Chad - August 27th, 2010 1:08 PM
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Head-on, apply directly to the forehead. Head-on, apply directly to the forehead. Head-on, apply directly to the forehead. If you assume that potential customers are idiots, then they will not buy your crap.

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^This commercial. I thought this was the most ridiculous thing ever. And the commentary is annoying.

I also hate the Snuggie and ShamWOW commercial.
I came in here not knowing what to say, but this one for sure. THE MAGIC GRAVITY BAWL!!!! IT'S SO AWESOME! BUY IT NOW!!!! Okay that's not what it literally says, but it's the message they are trying to say. >_<

Also, I named my shiny shellder "Clamwow" just because it was orange colored like a shamwow, and it was the perfect name. :P

Head-on, apply directly to the forehead. Head-on, apply directly to the forehead. Head-on, apply directly to the forehead. If you assume that potential customers are idiots, then they will not buy your crap.
"If you didn't have a headache before you heard about our product, you will now!"

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Oh yeah, I saw one today that fits this perfectly. It usually shows up on the same channels that the "Fushigi" thing is on, it's called "Cup-onk!". All it is is beer pong minus the beer and with a fancy cup, for 19.95! >_<

Seriously, just get a plastic cup and a ping-pong ball and it's the same thing.
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Anything involving the Nutrisystem weight loss scam program.

Really, people, you didn't win the lottery, you just lost weight. Stop acting so damn excited and hyper about it.

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^This commercial. I thought this was the most ridiculous thing ever. And the commentary is annoying.
Wow. I've never seen that on TV, but that is really stupid...

I really dislike those Geico commercials with the caveman. The joke got old fast. Thank god they stopped playing them. I hate pretty much any commercial that nags and nags you without proper reason. >.<
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The HGSS commercial with Dylan and Cole Sprouse. I'll save you all the torture and not post the video though.
Thank god you didnt, i barely survived with like, 5 brain cells the first time around.

No offense to Billy Mays, (R.I.P) but the majority of the pitchman style commercial annoy me greatly.
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Without Billy Mays, commercials have never been the same, in fact, most commercials anymore are quite annoying and uncharming, no matter what they advertise. I hate these commercials so much that I just refuse to post videos of them:

The Pillow Pets commercial has probably one of the most annoying jingles in infomercial history, it's so damn annoying, that once you hear it, you can never forget it, the part that REALLY drives me nuts is when they point out which ones there are: "Theres a Panda, a Unicorn, a Dolphin, a Frog, a Dog....." OH DEAR ARCEUS GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!

Then there's The Neck Basket Big Spot.com, it starts out like an infomercial for a really cool and useful product, but is then interupted for a really boring commercial on becomeing a survey taker, one of the most BORING carrers out there, WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYONE BECOME A SURVEY TAKER, I JUST WANT A NECK BASKET!!!!!!! The worst part is that it is always the last commercial on Disney XDs airings of Naruto Shippuden, right before the previews of the next episode, it just pisses me off to no end.....

Pick a recent Geico ad, ANY recent Geico ad, especially the one with Elmer Fudd.....

Then there's the Ally Bank ads, which I won't even talk about because they piss me off so much.....

Finnaly, the Pokemon anime (yes, the Pokemon anime), it's nothing more than a 22 minute long infomercial about the games anymore, passed off as an "anime", no offense, I love Pokemon, I just hate the anime anymore. Actually, ANY half hour long infomercial can go here, they do nothing but waste peoples time and do nothing but take up a half hour to a full two hours of what could (and should) go to reruns of shows shown on that channel.....

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Thank god you didnt, i barely survived with like, 5 brain cells the first time around.

No offense to Billy Mays, (R.I.P) but the majority of the pitchman style commercial annoy me greatly.
I couldn't even sit through it! At least not without thinking about ways to kill them... messily and gorily.. Like they ALMOST did my brain.
As you can see, that commercial makes me violent. REALLY VIOLENT. I swear... everytime they say "Poh-kaaaay-mon" I wanted to... like... shoot someone... Or beat my head in with a hammer... It was the first commercial I saw when I got TV back and my first thought was pretty much "I miss Netflix..."

As for the pitchman style, it is overdone... just like everything else... It's just similar to the point where you can pick it out after listening for two seconds. And if you ask me, the reason why Billy Mays stood out was this....

Everyone else:
Spoiler:
IF YOU BUY NOW WE'LL THROW IN THIS, THIS, THIS, AND MY LEFT SHOE!!!


Billy Mays:
Spoiler:
IF YOU BUY NOW I WILL CONSIDER LOWERING MY VOLUME BECAUSE I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT MY OWN INVENTION I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT IT!!


No kidding, when I first heard him, I was thinking about going to bed when my parents were blaring some music show... They didn't turn it down in time... I swear my ears were ringing for three days...

Anywho, a lot of commercials annoyed me, but it really got on my nerves when you'd see two different commercials, one after the other, OF THE EXACT SAME THING..... If they were the same commercial I felt more braincells dying.

And something I never got was the massive amount of insurance commercials on kids channels... It didn't make sense that I saw them the most there...

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i hate hate hate the hurt animals commercals. don't get me wrong i like animals its just that i hate the sad song they play. it makes me feel like i abused an animal
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And something I never got was the massive amount of insurance commercials on kids channels... It didn't make sense that I saw them the most there...
Maybe because some parents might sit with their kids while they watch cartoons, and the advertising companies realize that the parent would be tired of watching the cartoon and would be gladly distracted by some insurance crap.

The Pillow Pets commercial has probably one of the most annoying jingles in infomercial history, it's so damn annoying, that once you hear it, you can never forget it, the part that REALLY drives me nuts is when they point out which ones there are: "Theres a Panda, a Unicorn, a Dolphin, a Frog, a Dog....." OH DEAR ARCEUS GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!
It's a pillow! It's a pet! It's a pillow pet! :D

I love that commercial, lol.
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