Chapter 4- VERY LONG
I put the eggs in a big incubator, and sent out Eve and Pikachu.
They were tired, as was Matt. "The eggs are safe, guys. According to my calculations, the first egg should hatch by the time we all wake up." I said to them. "But for now, get some sleep. It's late." I said to them. "Yawn... I'm gonna go to sleep." said Matt.
"Ok, goodnight. See you in the morning." I said "Night." He said, walking upstairs. I was doing a little research, though. The two Pokemon collapsed on thr ground and fell asleep. I was on my computer, researching 2 topics that have never been attempted.
They have been written about in online tales, but had never been done. But, for now, the topics stay a secret. I went back and forth from DeviantArt, Wikipedia, Google images, and a BUNCH of other sites all night. By the time I was done, I heard Matt's alarm ring
from upstairs. It was 6:30. He took a shower in the bathroom and threw on new clothes. He came out of the bathroom awake and ready to start the day. By the time he was done eating breakfast, it was 6:59... On saturday! "Hey, Joseph! Pokemon is on!" he said, walking into
the room. "Cool." I said. "No, it's better than cool! It's a new episode of Sinnoh League Victors!" I hopped out of my seat and plopped on the couch next to Matt. "Episode 640! With the Easiest of Grace!" Ash's voice said on the title screen. "Hey Matt, I was up researching
2 subjects last night." I said. "DNA and memory transplant and shrinking and growing jello." "Cool." said Matt. "What do you mean by the first subject?" "Say I took Carter and hooked him up to the computers. I could give him a second brain and combine the brains. He could
be Carter when he wants to, or Ash when he wants to." I said "Whoa! That's cool!" Matt said. "What about the jello?" He asked. "I'll show you. I have a sample in my pocket." I said, pulling out a small test-tube. It had green jelly in it. I poured a little bit into my mouth.
I shrunk to the size of a bottle. "Hey Matt!" I said, having to scream for him to hear me. I pulled out another test-tube with red jello and ate some of it. I grew back to normal size. "Cool, eh?" I asked. "Yeah, that was REALLY cool!" Matt exclaimed.
Just then, I heard a cracking sound from the incubator. One of the eggs was cracking. "Matt, one of the eggs is hatching!" I yelled. We both rushed to the incubator. The egg glowed. A mini Eevee popped out. It lifted off the lid and jumped out. "Vee, vee!" It shouted.
Eve and Pikachu woke up. They walked over to mini Eevee and hugged it. "Hey Eve, is it a boy or a girl?" Matt asked. "Yeah, which one, Pikachu?" I asked. Pikachu jumped up and Eve sat down. "Well, I guess it's a boy." Said Matt. "We should name it BOB!" I exclaimed, happily.
"What about Emile?" asked Matt. Eve smiled and so did Pikachu. "Fine, but Bob is a better name." I said. Pikachu sparked me, standing by the eggs. I dodged it. It an egg. The egg cracked. "Oh man...this isn't good." said Matt. "Why? It's hatching!" I said. The egg cracked open
inside was an extra small baby Eevee who's eyes hadn't been opened yet and one ear was smaller than the other. "It got born early! It's brain han't developed enough and hasn't grown enough." said Matt. "Pikachu, now you've done it." I said. "Joseph, it's your fault for dodging
Pikachu's spark. Who will care for the Eevee to save it from prematurity?" asked Matt. "Hmmmm... mom used to be a nurse, but she can't find out... none of my friends can..." Then, I got an idea to say... an older cousin... "Juliette!" I exclaimed. "Ok, I'll speedial her. She
lived about 5 minutes away." said Matt. Meanwhile, Eve, Pikachu, Emile, and I knelt by the Eevee. I launched a pillow out of the storage cube and caught it. I put it under the Eevee. I lifted a basket out of my storage cube. I set it by the Eevee. "Eve, Pikachu, Emile, I'm gonna shoot
berries out of the storage cube. Eve and Emile, you catch them, and Pikachu, you look after Eevee." I said. "Hey Joseph, I called Juliette. She and Jordan will be here in a couple minutes." said Matt. "Jordan!? Crud, everyone has to find out about the Pokemon, don't they?..." I said.
"Oh come on, Joseph. They're getting married in a month, for the love of Mario and not Sonic." he replied. "Ok, fine. Eve, Emile, ready?" "Vee, vee!" exclaimed Emile. Eevee got into a battle stance. "Ok." I said, turning to my computers. I hit the F4 button. A Pecha berry flew out. I
kept hitting buttons F1-12. out flew Pecha, Oran, Nanab, Rawst, Iapapa, Cheri, Chesto, Aspear, Lum, Sitrus, Perism, and Mago. They caught them all, and put them in the basket. I pressed Esc and another basket flew out of the storage cube, and next to the berrysket. "Ok, guys, time for
you to catch medical items. be VERY careful catching these." I said. I turned to the keyboard. I pressed Q-C buttons on the keyboard. Out flew... a Potion, a Full Restore, a Max Potion, a Hyper Potion, a Super Potion, a Full Heal, a Revive, a Max Revive, Fresh Water, Energy Water,
Moomoo Milk, Revival Herb, HEal Powder, Protein, HP up, Iron, Carbos, Calcium, Rare Candy, Zinc, and Old Gateau. I continued on to shoot out baskets, and put a different color Apricorn in each one. Before long, there was a knock on the door. Juliette came in. "Hey, Matt. Are there seriously
Pokemon here?" asked Juliette. "Yeah, I thought Pokemon were just videogame characters."said Jordan, behind Juliette. Eve, Emile, and Pikachu jumped up. "Whoa! Is that a Pikachu?" asked Jordan. "Yep." said Matt. "Whoa! That little Eevee looks unhealthy." said Juliette. "It is." said Matt.
"That stinks...Why's it sick?" asked Juliette. "Well, ya see this little baby Eevee that's healthy?" I asked. "Yep." said Juliette. "When it was born, I said we should name it Bob. Matt suggessted the name Emile, and that ended up being the name. Then, I said Bob was a better name. Pikachu
then shot a spark at me. I dodged it and it hit this unhealthy Eevee's egg and it hatched prematurely." I explained. "That's so sad..." said Jordan. "Yeah... especially because it's my favorite Pokemon..." said Juliette. "But.... how can we know they're real?" asked Jordan. "Pikachu, Eve?" I hinted...
Pikachu and Eve went over to Jordan. Pikachu sparked Jordan and Eve skull bashed Jordan. "Ouch! Hey... they're real!" He exclaimed. "Ok, so you need me to take care of this Eevee and heal it, save it from dying?" asked Juliette. "Yep. We have baskets of medical supplied over here." I said, walking over
to the baskets. Juliette and Jordan followed. "Ok, here's what you're working with..." I started. "Some medical items from Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver. I've also got some berries and apricorns, along with some bandages and a mini X-Ray scanner. The X-Ray will print out of my laptop's printer if you scan
an X-Ray. Do whatever you can, please." I finished. "Oh, and here's an encyclopedia. It says what everything does and how it affects the Pokemon." I gave her the encyclopedia. "Ok..." Juliette started the operation. She opened the enyclopedia. She crumbled up a revive and sprinkled it on the sick Eevee to make
sure it stayed alive. She took a blue Apricorn, some Old Gateau, a Rare Candy, a Super Potion, some Protein, and some Iron, put it in a cup and pounded it into pouder. She took a bottle of fresh water. She poured a couple drops of it on the little Eevee's head, and drank some of it to empty some out. She dropped the
powder into it and waited a couple minutes for it to absorb the water. She held the bottle up to the Eevee to make sure it was aware of the bottle. She poured it in its mouth and it swallowed it. Next, she took a bottle of Moomoo Milk and gave it to the Eevee. It drank it, weakly. She scanned it with the X-ray scanner.
The printer printed an X-ray. She walked over to the printer and grabbed the x-Ray of the Eevee. it had a broken left leg, a broken right knee, and two broken hind legs. "Pikachu, this Eevee is VERY bad. Don't shock anyone close to an egg." said Juliette. "Yeah, this Eevee could have died." said Jordan. Eve and Emile nudged
Pikachu. Pikachu wiped a tear from its eye. I rubbed Pikachu's head. Juliette grabbed a roll of bandages. She poured a Max Potion on one side of the bandage and sprinkled Energy Powder and grounded Revival Herbs on a bandage strip from the roll. She carefully bandaged its front right knee, making sure not to accidentally
crush it. She tied the bandage on it. She chopped a green Apricorn in half and gave it to the Eevee. She continued to make 3 more bandages and wrapped its legs. Juliette looked at the Eevee's ear. She took some Revival Herb, and Old Gateau and crushed them up and put them in a spray-Potion. The Gateau and Revival Herb
disolved into the Potion. She sprayed the Potion on the ear. "Ok, that's about everything that can be done. I applied bandages to its legs, healed it a lot, and sprayed its ear. The ear's cartalidge cells haven't multiplied enough yet. I can also tell, from its breathing, its heart is weak and its lungs are small. If we create
a Celebi, go 2 days into the future, take Eevee from there, and bring it back here, the 2 dimensional Eevees will combine instantly. The good health will cancel out the bad. Joseph, can you create a Celebi?" asked Juliette after an explanation. "Yep." I said, jumping to the computer. I pressed buttons rapidly after inserting
10 SD cards now, since it is legendary. My fingers were up off the keyboard, and down on the keys at rapidfire. 100 files appeared on my desktop. I dragged 10 files to each card. I stopped typing. My fingers were cramping. I grabbed some Old Gateau and ate it. (Yum!) I thought to myself. I took out my SD cards and shot a GS Ball
out of my storage cube. I caught it and put the SD cards into the GS Ball. I picked up the GS Ball, and pushed the button on it. I threw it up in the air. Celebi was floating in the air. I caught the Pokeball. "Hi, Celebi!" I exclaimed. It looked around the room. Pikachu, Eve, and Emile waved. Juliette and Jordan smiled at it. Matt
was watching the Eevee. "Hey Celebi, can you take us 2 days into the future?" asked Juliette. "Yeah, this Eevee was born prematurely and is injured. It should be fine in 2 days, but we need to bring it back from the future. But don't take Pikachu or Eve. They need to watch Eevee." Eve and Pikachu were disappointed, but smiled due to
being happy to take care of the Eevee. "Bii, BII!" Celebi exclaimed. The shades slammed shut and the room glowed white. Everyone disappeared. We had traveled back in time. "Hi, me!" The other me said to myself." I was surprised. "Jules, I think you time traveled." Other-Time-Juliette said to Juliette. "Hey me, how's my life?" said
Other-Time-Matt, chuckling. "Our life id good, heh." replied Matt. Other-time-Eve came up and snuggled my foot. "Hey, other-time-guys, heh, can we take the now-healed sick Eevee back to the past?" asked Jordan. "Sure." said Other-Time-Me. The Eevee jumped into my arms. What's weird is... it looked gray and silver. "Hey... is it..." I started.
"Shiny? Yeah. By the way, when you get back home, you'll see yourselves come from the past and take the sick Eevee... this exact conversation will go on. Give yourselves the Eevee. She'll be gone for a couple seconds, but the laws of physics will have her appear back out of thin air. Don't time travel TOO much or you'll start a paradox and
damage the space-time continuim. The only way to fix that is to destroy the universe, and that's impossible, so...yeah. See you guys seeing you seeing yourselves in 2 days! Bye!" Other-Time-Me said. Celebi traveled back 2 days to the present. "Joseph...that...was...COOL!" exclaimed Matt. "So...Joseph, basically what you're going to say is that
We'll be on the couch in 2 days, waiting for ourselves, and we have to give ourselves the Eevee and since it goes back in time to now, the Eevees will combine and it'll be here and live today, tomorrow, and in 2 days, which is why it reappears...right?" asked Juliette. "Yeah... but... I'm gonna break the fourth wall for a second beca-" I started.
"What fourth wall?" asked Matt. "We're in a story on Pokecommunity.com. I'm too lazy to write the entire time conversation again in Microsoft Notepad, so... we're gonna change the future. We're just gonna give over the Eevee which is apparently a girl accoarding to what I'll say in 2 days, and forget the entire time conversation because If I had
to say that, I'd have to type that again and change Other-Me to me, Other-Jordan to Jordan, all that stuff. And it would bore the readers, so we're just gonna hand over Eevee, ok?" I said. Hi, readers! I broke the fourth wall! "Ok..." Matt said. "Hey, anyone wanna go to IHOP for breakfast?" asked Juliette. Everyone smiled and agreed. "I'll pay." said Jordan
Juliette kissed him. "Wait, I gotta go tell mom." I said. I dashed to the house. I ran in. Mom was in the living room. "Hey Mom, can I go to IHOP with Matt, Juliette, and Jordan?" I asked. "Yeah, but bring your laptop and aircard so I can Skype call you if I get worried." said Mom. "Ok, mom. My laptop is at Matt's." I said. I dashed upstairs and grabbed my
aircard. I also grabbed my DSi and my R4i. (R4i: a device you load a micro SD card into and put into a DSi to play ROMs, browse the internet, watch media, or use other applications.) I also grabbed my Ds Lite. I stuffed the DSi and R4i in my pocket along with my DS Lite. I also grabbed my GBA/GB/GBC Library Micro SD Card and my DS Library Micro SD Card. I also scoured
through my room for my GBA link cable and DS adapter for the link cable. I scoured my room far and wide for a couple things... One, my Media SD card, my SNES/NES/N64/Sega Genisis Card, And my black messenger bag. I stuffed everything in the bag I couldn't fit in my pockets. I ran out the door yelling "Bye mom! Love ya!" I ran back to Matt's house. "Ok, I'm ready." I said.
"What's with all the stuff in your pockets and bag?" asked Jordan "I have the only Pokemon Black and White ROM in the world, So I'm playing it on my R4. And If I wanna download more ROMs for the R4i, I'll download it from my laptop and I might watch the new translated last episode of Pokemon Sinnoh League victors." I said, explaining what everything else is for in the car.
"Hey, by the way... Did you know that in the 5th Generation Anime for Pokemon, they're replacing Brock with a green-haired gym leader with a brocolli monkey?" I asked. Everyone was shocked. "WHAAAAAAAT!?" Jordan yelled, surprised. "But Brock has been in since the Kanto anime! They can't just remove him all of the sudden!" "And Ash's rival is a boy named Shooti who takes
pictures of Pokemon." I continued. "Name puns! They were funny in Generation 1, but now they're just STUPID!" yelled Jordan. "They've already taken away Misty, why Brock? The original trio is destroyed!" said Juliette. "And I think Elite Four Flint DIES in an episode." I said. "WHAT?!" yelled Matt, driving. "How!?" He yelled. "He, Ash, and Volkner are holding onto the Sunyshore
Tower while Team Rocket is flying it like a rocket above the city and Flint falls." I said. "B- how? How do they KILL the Elite Four!? They're not taking them out of the anime, they're KILLING Flint." said Matt. "Why has the Pokemon Anime strayed so far from the good days? Y'know, before generation 3?" asked Jordan. "They should do what Digimon did... just start over the
anime...the world, characters, story." said Matt. "Hey, don't forget this is being posted on Pokecommunity, so you're gonna p.o. some fans out there." I said. "Hey guys, we're almost at IHOP." Matt said. "Cool." I said. "Yum." said Juliette. I'd reached into my bag and pockets to check to see if everything was there, and I found my storage cube in my bag. "Hey Matt, I accidentally
brang the storage cube... I'm gonna eat a peice of Gataeu. That stuff tastes good." I said. "Ok, but only one peice. You're gonna fill yourself up before we get the food." said Matt. "Hey Joseph, can I try some Gateau?" asked Juliette." "Sure." I said. "Me too?" asked Jordan. "Yep." I said. I pulled out 2 peices of Gateau. I gave one to Juliette and one to Jordan. They both ate their
Gateau. "Pretty good." Juliette said with a smile. "I'll say. Thanks, Joseph!" said Jordan. "I'll try some later." said Matt. "No problemo." I said. "Ok, we're here." said Matt. We all got out of the car.
I play videogames! Do I need to say anything else? Eh... pancakes!