What if a baby arrived on your doorstep

Started by インフェルノの津波 October 7th, 2010 5:50 PM
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インフェルノの津波

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Nica, I think I'm getting your weird brain NOOOOOOOOOOO

Anyway, remember those super corny movies when a baby arrives on someone's doorstep, or n orphanage?

So what would you do if a baby arrived on your doorstep? [I'm not going to get into gender.]Would you slam the door? (You evil bastard) Or would you take care of it? Or something else?

A baby, huh....

I know some girls who would want one, or maybe I would find a agency so that they could give the baby to some pair who couldn't be able to have children or have some of their own.

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I couldn't live with myself if I didn't take care of the baby, for awhile at least. Eventually get in touch with the state, etc so I could find the baby a good foster home.

EDIT: OMG a guy who cares. xD

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I would wonder who on earth would leave the poor thing stranded on my doorstep and take it in straight away. Would take care of the baby as if I were its mother and just wait for the person who perhaps would be the parent to take them back, or if not...well, I certainly wouldn't mind taking care of it for a while before reporting it if nobody came.

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FIND THE STORK WHO LEFT IT THERE I.M NOT YOSHI XD I bet it was the same careless stork who dropped baby Mario and Luigi >.> (Has just been playing GBA's Yoshi's Island)


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I would likely bring it in and immediately report it abandoned. Care for it until the proper authorities came by to see it off to a proper home.

Simple to do really, in my point of view...but then again I'm just too harsh on myself to allow such things to distract me.

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...I don't trust the companies that look after children that have come from bad homes, or something. I know they are reponsible for ruining a few families, from what I've heard, but then again, that's only here. So, as a result, I would let Nan look after it, then tell the police about it and let them deal with it, rather than calling the children's helpline or something. It's just not safe for the baby, really.

Though it's funny, because yesterday our old neighbours were over with an adorable one year old baby, which makes me want one. XD;

And my brain isn't weird. :(

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I'd probably call the police and tell them to handle it. While the police take their time to get here(over here it's usually around a day or two after you call, yes I know useless) I'd get my mum to deal with it and see how I can help.

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"Wah wah wah!"

"WTF? O_o Is that a baby?" [goes to the door and opens it] "...Are you [bleep] serious?!"

"Wah wah wah!"

"Yeah, I don't think so. Try elsewhere." [takes out Pokeball and tosses it into the air] "Oh Köttön dearest, I have a job for you!"

[Köttön the Elfoon comes out] "foon! :D ...foon?? o.o...?"

"Köttön, use Gale on Baby before I punt the thing into outer space!"

[uses Gale] "Fuuun! :D" [Baby is swept by the wild Canadian winds somewhere far away~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~]

"Oh boy! Punting babies makes me hungry. Let's get some cheese!"

"Foon! :3"


I love my Elfoon so much. <3 He's been Gale-ing babbies and other nasty things since forever plz. :D


...In other words, I'd call the police and tell them to come pick it up before I either drop the baby down the trash (I live in an apt. building so there's a trash room where you open this thing and the trash bags go down it, lol) or I move it to someone else's doorstep. If I wanted a baby I'd be out and about making them, lmfao. I'm of age, after all. /does not like babies


Actually, the only baby I have ever liked was my little sister A. because she's as cute as Elfoon, lots more charming, and just as mischievously naive. <333

She doesn't learn/know Gale/Hurricane, but she does know Super Charm, which lowers your attack six levels. <333


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If a baby showed up on my doorstep I'd call the police and social services to get it taken to a foster family or get it put up for adoption. If it's on my doorstep obviously its parents don't want it, and I couldn't provide for a baby at this point in time (nor would I want one, even if I could provide for it) so the logical choice would be to give it to a loving family.

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I would find someone that I know and trust that would take care of it well. I don't think I would be a very good teen mother or anything. :/
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I would check if it had a lightning scar on it's forehead..... :P

No, I would find the closest place that could take care of it. I couldn't afford to take care of a baby, and I hate babies anyway.
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I'd first call the police/social services and ask them to take the baby from my hands. In the mean time, I wouldn't mind taking the baby in for a few days I guess. Of course, how long depends on whether or not I'll have other people to help me take care of the baby.
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Somehow use the baby in a massive Ponzi scheme that will net me billions and let the kid take the fall while I retire in the Bahamas.

Nah, I'd call social services to have them deal with it. I'll bring it to their offices if needed.

But I couldn't take caring for it for too long. Crying babies make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here.

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