What if you were kicked in the crotch

Started by インフェルノの津波 October 14th, 2010 1:10 AM
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インフェルノの津波

Seriously?

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I would lose my flipping mind after the operation.

So what would you do if some random kicked you between the legs, and tried to run away?

(Girls, can tell me if it hurts if someone kicks there? Cause I'm not sure if its true or not that it doesn't hurt.)

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I'm a girl but if you put it in a way of "kicked" then yeah it would hurt - Just not as much as a guy.
If you put it in a way like you were playing soccer and it got hit then it wouldn't hurt XD


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I may or may not do the following things in no certain order, depending on how squarely I got kicked:
  • Grunt, groan, say 'oof', yell in pain or any possible combination of expressing pain.
  • Fall to the ground
  • Writhe in pain
  • Complain loudly
  • Swear enough to make even the most foul of foulmouthed scumbags blush
  • Cry like a little girl
  • Receive a ~+20 Octave bonus to my voice for about 5-10 minutes
  • Lose 100% attack
  • Lose 100% defense
  • Lose 100% speed
  • Plot my revenge
  • Deduct over 9000 points from your mental reputation score.
  • Kick you back, in that zone if possible...if I'm still miraculously standing.
  • Lose my temper
  • Cuss the kicker out
  • ???
  • PROFIT!!!!
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I've been accidentally kicked in the vag by my friend.... I laughed hahaha it hurt a little but not enough to make me cry.

If I was kicked seriously by someone i didn't know I think I'd be too busy going "WTF" to react properly... srsly who kicks a girl in the vag???
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I would say why did you do that. Then, if they kick me again I would punch them in the face.
I would punch them in the face, then curbstomp them.

Once they're out cold (Or dead. Not like I'll care enough to check for the difference), I'll say "Why did you do that?"

Kill first, ask questions later.

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I would punch them in the face, then curbstomp them.
I think I love you now.

In all honesty, I would probably just lay on the ground in my own vomit. o.o;
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My Culinary class made a game out of this called "The Kick is Good." Ironically, the kick is -not- good and I think I'm never going to produce children. Best thing to do after is to drop to your knees and punch them on the way down. Works every time.*


*Doesn't work every time.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but getting kicked anywhere is pretty painful no matter where the target is. But as far as the crotch goes, I'm gonna have to say that it hurts just a little bit more than it should. I mean, there is still some sensitive junk down there, after all.

And if someone kicked me and ran away? ...I probably wouldn't do anything unless they were someone I knew. If it's just some random lunatic on the streets then chances are I'll never see them again, so what's the use in confronting them?

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This is...kind of a pointless poll, don't you think? I mean, what do you expect people to say, "I'd enjoy it and ask them to kick me where the sun doesn't shine twenty more times! ^_^" ?
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