Stupid Pick up Lines!

Started by John Denver November 27th, 2004 2:22 PM
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Age 35
Raping the virgin Mary...
Seen June 22nd, 2009
Posted March 26th, 2006
1,808 posts
18.7 Years
Let em out! What are some of the funniest and stupidest pick up lines you've ever heard/said...

And if you've actually been told one of em, that adds to the funnyness

Giirl! You must be from Tennessee cause your the only 10 I see!
XD

You know why are all numbers scared of seven? because 7-8-9 (if you dont get it, try and say it out loud o.O')
Seen May 21st, 2011
Posted May 9th, 2006
6,683 posts
19.5 Years
Let em out! What are some of the funniest and stupidest pick up lines you've ever heard/said...
heehee i wonder where u got this idea from ;)

"If I told you you had a good body, would you hold it against me?" XD

err..ningi that isnt a chat up line XD you'd use that on a girl O.O lol
Age 33
A place with my earmuffs trying to zone out Toto vacuuming Ash o.o; XD
Seen June 14th, 2005
Posted June 13th, 2005
11,812 posts
18.9 Years
We get it Ningi, but we are talking about trying to get a girl interested in you. You know, that is usually what a pick up line is.

"I'm a big fan of Spongebob Squarepants"

I heard this on the radio. It's stupid:

1.)Sponge makes a girl think of something she likes to put against her body.
2.) It has big and pants in the same sentence or something like that.
3.) Square had something to do with it, but I forgot.

"Are your parents retarded, because your special. " OK why would you use this, because you are trying to impress a girl by insulting her? OK???

Shadow

Original Flavor Darkness

Age 34
Male
The Middle of Nowhere!
Seen August 6th, 2021
Posted July 27th, 2021
2,863 posts
19.6 Years
"You don't work for the UPS do you? Cause I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

"Those robes look really good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!"

"I know you must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day."

"That must be jam cause jelly don't shake like that!"

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

"What? You don't like pizza?"

And of course, the ultimate one:
"I am the Black Mage. I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down."
Age 33
A place with my earmuffs trying to zone out Toto vacuuming Ash o.o; XD
Seen June 14th, 2005
Posted June 13th, 2005
11,812 posts
18.9 Years
Let me buy you an 'all you can eat' dinner.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose? (I dont know what I was thinking posting this lol!)

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself..... (Super lame)

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

I will post more up later.

1313666

Now with Kung-Fu grip! XD

Age 30
Taking over the world! I'm starting with where I live first,
Seen September 3rd, 2005
Posted February 8th, 2005
1,482 posts
18.9 Years
You want REALLY stupid pick-up lines? You should hear what my dad says when he's drunk. They're so dumb and gross I can't say them. Good thing my parents are divorced now, or if my mom heard one of them, they'd be getting a divorce. Wait. I couldn't understand what I just said...
I am now NiNGi's Worst Nightmare. (new username)

Kiri

Breeder & Berry Grower

Lilycove
Seen July 28th, 2008
Posted March 28th, 2005
435 posts
18.7 Years
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee. (laugh profusely)

My bro once used this, bless 'im.

Yes- Kiri's BACK and she's STILL vaguely sleepy! PM me and I'll do a pic like this for you...
Age 31
At the Moulin Rouge!
Seen July 9th, 2005
Posted June 17th, 2005
817 posts
19.7 Years
I love 'em all! I love the UPS and Baker one! I said them to my friend, and she started cracking up! (I wasn't trying to ask her out or anything! XD) Keep posting more!
I'm really sorry I haven't been on much. All I can say is that my reality life has caught up with me. I'm not the Pokemon Fan I used to be. I really hate to give all of this up after so long, but I can't quite help it. If I'm not online as much as I used to so very long ago, just remember it's my real life holding me back. BUT, when I become famous, I'll totally be sure to mention everyone of you in my acceptance speeches! Just remember the name EMILY MAYNARD!