Sarcasm or not, perhaps the reason your threads keep getting locked is the same reason this particular thread is getting locked - you're not aware of the rules. It'd probably be a pretty good idea to read the General PokéCommunity Rules, as well as any guidelines in each individual board you post in.
Since you already made an initial introduction back in June, and you've certainly not been gone for a solid thirty days, there's no need for a new introduction.
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