I would like to follow in the footsteps of Bernie Madoff and Rebecca Parrett and make a lot of money with a Ponzi scheme, but then I'd be facing decades in a federal penitentiary...
I would like to design the trainer characters for the Pokemon games, but Ken Sugimori handles that to varying levels...
I would like to move to Japan to get first dibs on anime and anime related products but I lack the funds to do so...
I would like to get rid of my annoying allergy condition, but that ain't gonna happen...
I would like to disable all the stupid fire alarms in the dorms but I'd get fined and kicked out of school for that...
I'd like to live in a Quality Inn instead of a dorm room, but we all know that ain't gonna happen...