So All of Our Avatars Walk Into a Bar... Page 22

Started by Shanghai Alice November 26th, 2010 5:59 PM
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Evil laughter? That could mean any number of things, Pascal thought. She looked for her tinfoil hat in her briefcase and plopped it on her head just to be on the safe side. Whatever was going on she certainly wasn't going to have her mind read.
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"Oh, um...hello. I don't believe we've met. Pascal, right" she said, and as she held out her hand, the weird guy in white overalls screamed something about a fine. She saw flowers in his hands and knew exactly what to do.

"Lech Seed," she whispered, and out of her hair came two vines. They stretched to the flowers and wrapped around them. "Let's hope this works," she whispered, and pulled back her head with all of her might.
Life on Earth is like a man's shadow; it is something to compare the reality to.

The saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade" means to make the best of what you have; but what if you don't enjoy lemonade?

The only way to achieve true bliss is to die; if moms knew this, we'd be short 50% of the female population.

If two electric trains are running on two different planes of reality, and those two planes merge, how would one find out about the other before the crash?

And, in closing, if one squabbles with a true fool, after a while, he will begin to question who the real fool is.

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*Has a loose grasp of the rules, sorry if I caused trouble. Haha, I replied to the wrong post initially... but anyway*

Cress entered the milk bar apprehensively, as he heard of its reputation of its crazy patrons- that managed to behave oddly without alcoholic aid. He believed in trying everything once (within reason, of course), and pushed himself inside.

The first thing the blue-haired, water-type specialist saw was the strangeness of the 'Whimsicott'. The Whimsicott was in fact a normal lady dressing as one, but interestingly, she was capable of releasing vines. This made Cress wonder if she was in fact, a half-Whimsicott, half-human crazy Pokemon hybrid.

Pondering over the menu, he knew that he didn't need his glasses to see that things were shaking up on its own- without his presence.

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A shady figure wearing a robe with some kind of school crest in it walked in the bar. He reaches out to his pockets and brings out a stick. He points the stick to the tea at the bar near him and uttered "Wingardium Leviusa!". Nothing happened.

A blonde woman came in laughing, she also wears a robe with the same school crest in it. "That's completely wrong, Ronald! When will you ever learn?". She reaches to her pockets and brought out another stick and pointed it at the same tea at the bar. Without any words, the cup of tea floated to the pair. She grasped the tea and took a sip. "Let's sit down and wait for Harry on that table on the corner, Ron."

"Fine," smirked the boy with the red hair.

(OOC: HECK YEAH)

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The entrance of three new customers made Dent sigh and put his mop aside once again, though he perked up when he noticed the calmer of his brothers was amongst the arrivals.
"Cress! So you did get my invitation!"
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Hermione heard the boy with the green hair talk and was surprised. She knocked off the cup of tea that she was drinking earlier. "Aww, that was a really nice cup of tea!"

Another boy, with the same robes and all, with black hair and a noticeably lightning scar on his forehead came in. "I'll get that for you, Hermione." The boy grabbed something in his pockets: a stick of his own. He pointed it at the broken cup on the floor and uttered "Reparo!" The cup fixed itself like magic, a few people around noticed and were quite amazed at the boy's feat.

"Harry, you made it!" clasped the girl with blonde hair.

"Well, of course!" the boy said, "And hey there Ron!" he continued while giving a pat to his two friends. He sat down on the empty chair beside the red-haired boy and raised up his hands and said "Waiter!" and waited patiently for someone to notice.
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Noah pulled the flowers out of the plump man's hand and squashed them under her knife. She then looked at Cress, who had just walked in. He looked at her as if she were crazy, and that wasn't very nice. But she ignored it and smiled at Pascal. "Bite of muffin?" she asked, so as not to be rude.
Life on Earth is like a man's shadow; it is something to compare the reality to.

The saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade" means to make the best of what you have; but what if you don't enjoy lemonade?

The only way to achieve true bliss is to die; if moms knew this, we'd be short 50% of the female population.

If two electric trains are running on two different planes of reality, and those two planes merge, how would one find out about the other before the crash?

And, in closing, if one squabbles with a true fool, after a while, he will begin to question who the real fool is.

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⟡ not everything is sink or swim ⟡

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Dent sighed, nearly inaudibly, as more sticky liquid joined the disaster that was the barroom floor. He had his duties, though, and walked over to the trio, careful not to step in the mess of drinks on the ground.

"What may I help you with, sirs and madam?"
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"I got the muffin from here, so it's perfectly safe to eat. And delicious." She looked at Pascal. There was something that was off about her, but it made her more interesting.
Life on Earth is like a man's shadow; it is something to compare the reality to.

The saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade" means to make the best of what you have; but what if you don't enjoy lemonade?

The only way to achieve true bliss is to die; if moms knew this, we'd be short 50% of the female population.

If two electric trains are running on two different planes of reality, and those two planes merge, how would one find out about the other before the crash?

And, in closing, if one squabbles with a true fool, after a while, he will begin to question who the real fool is.