Ways to get kicked out of WalMart

Started by Incineroar December 10th, 2010 8:37 PM
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Age 12
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Albuquerque, NM
Seen October 6th, 2013
Posted November 25th, 2011
304 posts
12.6 Years
1. Put chemicals in clothes.
2. Interrogate the manager.
3. Start a war with the hunting equipment.
4. Get a girlfriend/boyfriend.
5. Advertise "nuclear weapons" at the eyewear shop.
6. Ask for an Adam Lazzara haircut.
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Seen November 22nd, 2012
Posted October 14th, 2012
209 posts
12.7 Years
16. Ask for a Wolverine kids costume despite your large size. (Reference from Black Man Angry at Walmart)
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Age 32
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Destiny Islands; waiting for you
Seen May 29th, 2012
Posted August 31st, 2011
2,242 posts
18.6 Years
17. Run around screaming at the top of your lungs. "The aliens are in Walmart!"
18. Throw food at the manager
19. Put ALL the carts in the back part of the parking lot.
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Age 28
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Posted August 20th, 2013
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12.6 Years
20. Hide in the clothes racks. Whenever someone walks by, shout PICK ME!!!
21. Whenever there's a message over the intercom, fall to your knees, shouting "Get out of my head!!!"
22. Walk in naked, looking for underwear. When asked why you're naked, tell the manager. If the manager asks why you're naked, "THIS STUPID CITY KEEPS ASKING ME QUESTIONS."

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Age 32
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Seen May 29th, 2012
Posted August 31st, 2011
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18.6 Years
23. If anybody talks to you say "Why?" over and over again.
24. Make salespeople cry.
25. Steal ketchup and put it on. Walk around with it on and act like your hurt.
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Age 32
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'cause it get cold like Minnesota
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18.2 Years
37. Order a ton of food at the Subway/McDonald's/other restaurant in the store, and then proceed to start flinging the food at random customers in the store, shouting "FOOD FIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" as you do.
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Age 29
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Glitch city
Seen June 11th, 2015
Posted May 9th, 2015
785 posts
13.8 Years
40. Take a dump in the checkout aisle.
41. If you are a guy, then take a big dose of Viagra before you go and be sure to wear a speedo.
42. Leave in a puff of smoke before you walk out the door by dropping a smoke bomb.
43. Get caught shoplifting.
44. Show up at the place while drunk or high.
45. See those cameras everywhere? Give them the middle finger.

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