Ways to get kicked out of WalMart Page 2

Started by Incineroar December 10th, 2010 8:37 PM
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SamuraiMaster

and his son, Layne (Buizel).

Age 32
Male
Colorado
Seen December 16th, 2013
Posted July 25th, 2011
727 posts
14.7 Years
55. Throw a Bowling Ball into the grocery section, toy section, clothing section.......or any section. Don't throw bowling balls.
My Buizel is not amused with your foolishness.

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Age 32
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Destiny Islands; waiting for you
Seen May 29th, 2012
Posted August 31st, 2011
2,242 posts
18.6 Years
56. Put on all the clothes in the store and then go play in the snow.
57. Start screaming at an imaginary person to stop 'not touching' you.
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SamuraiMaster

and his son, Layne (Buizel).

Age 32
Male
Colorado
Seen December 16th, 2013
Posted July 25th, 2011
727 posts
14.7 Years
58. Give people the Wesley Willis treatment.

For those of you who don't know what the Wesley Willis treatment is, let me give you a few examples.

-Pick up a 2x4 and clonk random people in the head.
-Shout at people to suck your, or some animals reproductive organs.
-Randomly shout 'F*** you!' because voices in your head call you a jerk.
My Buizel is not amused with your foolishness.

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Age 32
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Seen May 29th, 2012
Posted August 31st, 2011
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18.6 Years
59. Run around the store telling little kids, somebody isn't real, making them cry.
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Male
Seen July 16th, 2016
Posted August 5th, 2014
559 posts
13.3 Years
63.Walk in with a gun.. I mean, it's pretty obvious.

64. Make racist remarks against employees

65. Pick up children and place them on the display racks.

66. Stand in front of the door, blocking everyone's way inside.

67. Shout profanity and claim to have tourettes syndrome

68. Pretend to suffer from multiple personality disorder

69. You now that tall box that has all of those ba- spheres in them? Knock it over.

70. Go to the PS3 section and start saying how Xbox/WII is better, starting a flamewar.

71. Accuse people of making offensive remarks.

72. Announce things over the intercom.

73. Have snow fights with the fire extinguishers.

74. Fall in love with one of the stoor's mops.

75. Sexually harrass people of the same gender as you.

76. Sexually harass people of the opposite gender.
Age 27
Female
In thaaat general direction..
Seen November 3rd, 2011
Posted January 8th, 2011
40 posts
12.4 Years
1. Push over a little girl, who then falls over and gets a cut on her head and starts bleeding massively o-O (I've actually seen it, quite disturbing, I was like, 10 lol ._. poor kid. >.<)
2. Set something on fire in the changestall, and then walk out innocently ;P
3. Argue with the cashier, to the point of your mum taunts (seen that too, the y don't take it well)
4. Wear lingerie, and dance to Single Ladies in the middle of the toys aisle.

xD So many ways, lol.

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Age 28
Female
New Zealand
Seen July 7th, 2021
Posted July 24th, 2020
4,713 posts
14.8 Years
We don't have Wall mart but anyway:

82: Wear a red and white santa hat plop yourself by the entrance and ask all the people if they want to sit on santa's lap

83. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and NScream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"

84. Stand in a crowded place with at least one employee and yell, "There's a sale at Target!"

85. Ask a friend to push you round Wall Mall in a Shopping Cart (From what I've seen you can do that at Target but you can't in Wall Mart)

86: Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc

87: Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

88. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"

89.Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."

90. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"


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SamuraiMaster

and his son, Layne (Buizel).

Age 32
Male
Colorado
Seen December 16th, 2013
Posted July 25th, 2011
727 posts
14.7 Years
94. Somehow manage to set up a table to demonstrate how whipped cream is made, and while you're whipping the cream, shout "WHIP IT UP, MOTHERF*****, SCREAM DRACULA SCREAM!"
My Buizel is not amused with your foolishness.

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Years of Lies

Female
Canada, Saskatchewan
Seen January 6th, 2013
Posted December 10th, 2012
505 posts
13.8 Years
102: You know where they sell fabric in huge rolls? Take a creamy colored one and wrap yourself in it, then squirm on the ground shouting. "Come on! I wanna turn into a butterfly!" D<
"Your plans will fail, my sweet lady. And when they do, your stories will be nothing but lies, your rebellion will be in vain, and war will rage for years until you are but a speck of dust." - Noh
"The lies of your world will be exposed. My rebellion will rein over your realm, and no longer will this time be plagued by war." - ???

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'Cause why not?

Age 25
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Tejas
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Posted November 28th, 2016
457 posts
12.4 Years
103: Go in there wearing the outfit of a Target employee
104: Buy a bunch of stuff, then sell it in the parking lot
105:Go to the grocery department, take all of the ketchup/mustard/other condiments, throw it all on the floor, and scream: "LOOK AT THE PRETTY PICTURE!"
106: Turn off all the lights and scream: "AHHH! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
107: Once again, all of the above.
Male
Seen July 16th, 2016
Posted August 5th, 2014
559 posts
13.3 Years
111. Parade about saying a four letter word for unwanted sexual assault.

112. Eat the food items in the store in front of employees.

113. Give the manager a wedgie.

114. Break open the glass to the games, take a game, place it in your DS, then say you're only testing it because there is no demo.

115. Go behind the McDonalds counter and get your own food.

116. Sit in the middle of the stoor, put a hat down, take out a guitar, and play music.

117. Dress up in green power armor and point guns at people. (Cookie for refrence.)
Age 26
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Straya
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Posted January 18th, 2022
1,244 posts
15.3 Years
118. Get some of your parent's "Movies" and put them on the DVD players.

119. Pretend you have territs and scream random things a people.

120. Stand on the end of the cash register and wait for people to finish their christmas shopping then run around with it.

121. Kick all the balls in the sport section over the shelves.

122. Sit on a chair in the home theatre section then shout "Sssh! I'm trying to watch a MOVIE HERE"

123. Buy burgers at McDonalds and throw them at random people. Count up your score.

124. Jump on random peoples backs and shout "Piggy Back DERBY!"

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Age 24
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Posted July 7th, 2022
8,699 posts
13 Years
Loudly convince everyone around that WalMart's prices are ridiculous.
Refuse to pay the full price of your purchase, instead pay how much money YOU think it should be.
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15.3 Years
129. Take items from different shelves and switching them.

130.Stand in the middle of the sliding door saying "Should i go in our out" continuiously

131. Jump on all the beds

132. Go in with your boyfriend/girlfriend and pretend to have the hanky panky under the beds :P

133. Set all the alarm clocks off for every one minute

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Age 29
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Seen April 27th, 2012
Posted January 16th, 2011
68 posts
13.3 Years
134. Try on clothes in the middle of the aisle.
135. Place traffic cones around the store.
136a. Using said traffic cones, race RC cars.
136b. RC cars from the toys section that you opened up and put batteries into.
136c. Batteries that you got from the front of the store.
137. Crawl around the floor on your hands and knees.
138. Offer to buy customers' objects off of them.
139. Give out condoms and other sex paraphernalia at the front door.
140. Dispute the status of the establishment as a "mart" versus a "store" with the manager.