The PC huge New Year Poem [NYE THREAD]

Started by LightOfTruth December 29th, 2010 11:04 AM
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Seen July 16th, 2020
Posted April 10th, 2017
729 posts
13.3 Years
Just keep going. Make the longest one ever

I will not throw the cat out the window
Or put a frog in my sister's bed
I will not tie my brother's shoelaces together
Nor jump from the roof of Dad's shed
I shall remember my aunt's next birthday
And tidy my room once a week
I'll not moan at Mum's cooking (Ugh! fish fingers again!)
Nor give her any more of my cheek.
I will not pick my nose if I can help it
I shall fold up my clothes, comb my hair,
I will say please and thank you (even when I don't mean it)
And never spit or shout or even swear.
I shall write each day in my diary
Try my hardest to be helpful at school
I shall help old ladies cross roads (even if they don't want to)
And when others are rude I'll stay cool.
I'll go to bed with the owls and be up with the larks
And close every door behind me
I shall squeeze from the bottom of every toothpaste tube
And stay where trouble can't find me.
I shall start again, turn over a new leaf,
leave my bad old ways forever
shall I start them this year, or next year
shall I sometime, or .....?

myrrhman

Challenge God

Age 32
Male
Knoxville, TN
Seen 4 Weeks Ago
Posted May 9th, 2016
1,824 posts
13.2 Years
Shall I start sometime, or never?

Although it is so easy to
sit all day and be lazy
To take shortcuts through the flowerbeds
step on a rose, crush a daisy.
To shoot napkins at the trashcan
If I miss, no big deal
Maybe skip breakfast because
it's not that big of a meal.
To leave my plate at the table
instead of washing and putting it up,
To be talking to my friends when
all I can say is 'Sup?'
I will try to fix all this stuff
Correct it all, I suppose.
But I just said try, not that I will
Will I? ........

Guy

just a guy

Age 31
Male
Florida
Seen March 26th, 2016
Posted January 22nd, 2014
7,127 posts
14.7 Years
Er, I don't remember having this event suggested in the New Years Extravaganza suggestions / ideas thread back when it was open, nor do I remember this being passed by Nick or I to be included in the events. I'm guessing you just went ahead with it on your own. Unfortunately, that doesn't fly here, so I'm going to have to close this. Not to mention, it's not really all that related to New Years. ):

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