The Quest For Ham

Started by Vyro January 30th, 2011 8:56 PM
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Vyro

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You are SOME GUY.

You have been on a worldwide quest for the greatest and rarest food in the world: Ham.

You see, after the Great Ham Ban of 2013, almost all ham was destroyed, leaving nothing but the bone behind.

But YOU have located this mysterious food in a certain city from an obscure video game.



Welcome to New Pork City.

You notice a few strange people standing about. They might know the location of the Ham.

Do you... A) Talk to this guy




B ) Talk to this dude in the pig suit



C) Go further into the city and explore it yourself



Or D) Do something else (Make a suggestion)








Aquacorde

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A) Might as well talk to the guy.
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Vyro

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Looks like A is the winner! (Don't worry B Guy! He'll still have a part in the story)

You decide to talk to the guy. He might know the location of the secret food.



You say hi. He then makes a rude comment about how you "Frickin' suck".

You ignore it and ask if he's seen any ham. He says no.

You then ask him what he's doing here, as he looks rather out of place.

He says that he's hiding from this HUGE guy who wants to beat him up. You ask why, and he replies "I took his sandwich".



A look of terror comes over his face, as he looks to his left.



He then runs away at a lightning fast speed, while screaming like a baby.




That didn't help much, but whatever.

You decide to...

A) Talk to the Piggy guy

B ) Go and see what he was so afraid of

or C) Ignore it and explore.

Vyro

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You try to see exactly WHAT he was so afraid of.



You see a HUGE guy standing there.

You try to say hi.



He grunts.

You then ask him if he's the huge guy that The Scout stole the sandwich from.



At the mere mention of the word "sandwich" he flips out and starts to chase you across town.

So you assume the answer is "Yes."

While running from him (and trying to avoid getting killed), you see your last hope for survival.



a Portal. You run towards it at full speed!

But just as you get to the portal, you hesitate.



After all, you have NO IDEA where it goes.

But then again, the only other alternative is this



So you decide to take the damn portal.




And this, is where my partner, Sammyskitty starts.

She'll be writing this next part.

Maraala

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You walk through the portal and find yourself on a farm in the middle of nowhere.



You start to explore around when you hear a shuffling sound behind you. You turn around to see a small group of zombies.



You quickly run into the house and search for a weapon. You manage to find some in the kitchen on the counter.



Which one do you choose?

A) Pistol
B) Axe
C) Baby

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Maraala

a fiery passion

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You grab the baby and sit it on the table. You look around more and see if there is also anything else you can work with and you end up finding a grenade. You stick the grenade to the baby, making a toddler suicide bomber.



You run outside and throw it, then run away. As you run away, you turn around just when it goes "BOOM!"



You now have two options.

You can explore the:

A) Chicken Coop


Or B) the Barn


Maybe one of them has clues to some ham
Sorry about the sucky content this time, I got kinda lazy

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Maraala

a fiery passion

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Posted April 22nd, 2015
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13.3 Years
You venture into the barn, hoping to find some clues to some ham. Instead you find some purplish lumpy stuff.



You approach it and you start to feel lightheaded and dizzy.



You then pass out.

Now off to Darkly~

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Vyro

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Posted March 28th, 2014
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When you come to, you find yourself lying in a graveyard-ish place.



You see a shack in the distance and decide to check if anyone's home.



You ring the doorbell and no one answers, so you assume that there's nobody home.



You decide to leave the graveyard through this gate.

After walking past the gate and through a rather narrow road, you find yourself in a rather nice town.



Huh. It appears that nobody is outside at the moment. Maybe it's lunchtime.

You decide to explore the town and see if there's anything worth checking out.

You can... A) Go up the stairs.



B ) take this road



Or C) take these stairs instead.