Spontaneous Acts of Randomness! Page 5

Started by Jeremy December 11th, 2004 5:27 PM
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Age 33
Alone in the shadows.
Seen August 31st, 2005
Posted August 31st, 2005
350 posts
18.4 Years
I'm so pretty...oh so pretty...I'm so pretty and witty and SQUISHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Although she's never here,
my heart still belongs to my Tabby dear ^^
She'll hit me with her fly swatter
So I'll run before I she catches me
Oh dear lord, I say EEEEEK!!!!
To whosoever it may concern,
I am Laple Meaf,
future ruler of the world you call Earth
Bow to my mighty Canadian Maple Leaf!!!
Bow to it !!!!! You know you want to o.o
*cough* That was my rant, thanks for listening. ^^
Click the Maple Leaf...
You know you want to....o.o
Age 33
Alone in the shadows.
Seen August 31st, 2005
Posted August 31st, 2005
350 posts
18.4 Years
Yup!

Hey I never gave SPon11 a name!
You can be Elza!
Cool:

Geraldo-Me
Carlito-Billybob
Jorge-FEMP
Michelle-Star
Kylie-Dark Pikachu
Jimmy-Dark Magician
Although she's never here,
my heart still belongs to my Tabby dear ^^
She'll hit me with her fly swatter
So I'll run before I she catches me
Oh dear lord, I say EEEEEK!!!!
To whosoever it may concern,
I am Laple Meaf,
future ruler of the world you call Earth
Bow to my mighty Canadian Maple Leaf!!!
Bow to it !!!!! You know you want to o.o
*cough* That was my rant, thanks for listening. ^^
Click the Maple Leaf...
You know you want to....o.o
Age 33
Alone in the shadows.
Seen August 31st, 2005
Posted August 31st, 2005
350 posts
18.4 Years
Where's Jeremy?

He tends to make this thread more.....funner! :D
Although she's never here,
my heart still belongs to my Tabby dear ^^
She'll hit me with her fly swatter
So I'll run before I she catches me
Oh dear lord, I say EEEEEK!!!!
To whosoever it may concern,
I am Laple Meaf,
future ruler of the world you call Earth
Bow to my mighty Canadian Maple Leaf!!!
Bow to it !!!!! You know you want to o.o
*cough* That was my rant, thanks for listening. ^^
Click the Maple Leaf...
You know you want to....o.o

Jeremy

<font color="deepskyblue">Sweetie</font>

Goldenrod City, Johto
Seen March 5th, 2023
Posted June 20th, 2022
4,728 posts
19.5 Years
*Pulls out a mic, and the spot light hits me.*

I'm a goofy goober!
ROCK!
You're a goofy goober
ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers!
ROCK!
Goofy goofy, goober goober!
ROCK!

Put your toys away
Well, all I gotta say
When you tell me not to play, I say "No way!"
No no no no no way
"I'm a kid", you say
When you say I'm a kid,
I say "say it again!" and then I say "Thanks"
"Thank you very much"
So, if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free


I'm a goofy goober!
ROCK!
You're a goofy goober
ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers!
ROCK!
Goofy goofy, goober goober!
ROCK!
Age 33
Alone in the shadows.
Seen August 31st, 2005
Posted August 31st, 2005
350 posts
18.4 Years
SEe what I mean!?
*points at the funnerness*
GOOFY GOOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anywho, what now?
Although she's never here,
my heart still belongs to my Tabby dear ^^
She'll hit me with her fly swatter
So I'll run before I she catches me
Oh dear lord, I say EEEEEK!!!!
To whosoever it may concern,
I am Laple Meaf,
future ruler of the world you call Earth
Bow to my mighty Canadian Maple Leaf!!!
Bow to it !!!!! You know you want to o.o
*cough* That was my rant, thanks for listening. ^^
Click the Maple Leaf...
You know you want to....o.o
Age 33
Alone in the shadows.
Seen August 31st, 2005
Posted August 31st, 2005
350 posts
18.4 Years
Ooooooooh..........PIE!!!!!

*swipes pie away from Jorge!*

MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Although she's never here,
my heart still belongs to my Tabby dear ^^
She'll hit me with her fly swatter
So I'll run before I she catches me
Oh dear lord, I say EEEEEK!!!!
To whosoever it may concern,
I am Laple Meaf,
future ruler of the world you call Earth
Bow to my mighty Canadian Maple Leaf!!!
Bow to it !!!!! You know you want to o.o
*cough* That was my rant, thanks for listening. ^^
Click the Maple Leaf...
You know you want to....o.o

Jeremy

<font color="deepskyblue">Sweetie</font>

Goldenrod City, Johto
Seen March 5th, 2023
Posted June 20th, 2022
4,728 posts
19.5 Years
*Song switches.*

Oww, Ow Ow, Ow, Oww, Ow Ow

OKIE OK OK!

Guess who's back?
Back again!
Jeremy's back
Tell some men!
Now everyone report to the dance floor!
To the dance floor, to the dance floor!
Now everyone report to the dance floor!
Alright Stop...Monst time!

Come here little newbies, On my lap!
Guess who's back with a brand new rap!
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of user molestation accusation!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
No worries, Jeremy's got a brand new bag of toys!
What else could i possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys!
That's not a stab at Micheal,
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho!
I go a little bit crazy sometimes,
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes!
Good god, dip, do a little slide!
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide!
Up the center of the dance floor!
Tee pee for my bunghole and it's cool if you let one go!
Nobody's gonna know who'd hear it!
Give a little poot poot, it's ok!
FART!
Oops my cd just skipped!
And everyone just heard you let one rip!

Now I'm gonna make you dance!
Get your chance,
Yeah boy shake that thang,
Oops i mean girl girl girl girl!
Girl you know you're my world!
Alright now lose it!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Just lose it!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Go crazy!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Oh baby!
Aah aah!
Oh baby baby aah aah!

It's Friday and it's my day!
Used to party all the way to sunday,
Maybe till monday, I dunno what day,
Everday's just a holiday!
Crusin' on the freeway,
Feelin' kinda breezy,
Got the top down, let my hair blow!
I dunno where i'm goin',
All I know is when i get there,
Someones gonna touch my body,
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk,
But I'm feel just a little stressed out from work!
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out...there!
What's yo' name girl?
What's yo' sign?
Rudy: Man, you must be out your mind!
Rudy aah aah!
Beer goggles, blind!
I'm just trying to unwind!

Now I'm gonna make you dance!
Get your chance,
Yeah boy shake that thang,
Oops i mean girl girl girl girl!
Girl you know you're my world!
Alright now lose it!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Just lose it!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Go crazy!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Oh baby!
Aah aah!
Oh baby baby aah aah!

It's Tuesday and I'm locked up!
I'm in jail and I don't know what happend!
They say I was running butt naked,
Down the street screaming
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember,
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty!
They said save it,
Boy we caught you on tape
Yelling at an old lady, touch my body!
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down!
it's real intense no one makes a sound!
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now!
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves!
A step back to reality!
Look it's B.Rabbit!
You signed me up to battle?
I'm a big boi!
chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba!
I don't have any lines to go right here so!
chuba chuba chuba tellatubie!
Fellas!
What!
Fellas!
What!
Grab you left butt, make the right one jealous!
What?
Black girls!
White girls!
Skinny girls!
Fat girls!
Tall girls
Small girls!
I'm calling all girls!
Everyone report to the dance floor!
It's your chance for a little romance on!
Butt squeezin it's the season!
Just go aah aah aah aah!
so appeasing!

Now I'm gonna make you dance!
Get your chance,
Yeah boy shake that thang,
Oops i mean girl girl girl girl!
Girl you know you're my world!
Alright now lose it!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Just lose it!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Go crazy!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Oh baby!
Aah aah!
Oh baby baby aah aah!

Mmmmm touch my body!
Mmmmm touch my body!
Ooh boy just touch my body!
I mean girl just touch my body body body...
Age 33
Alone in the shadows.
Seen August 31st, 2005
Posted August 31st, 2005
350 posts
18.4 Years
Jeremy can be Whitney!

Anywho, Jeremy I wouldn't say anything like that. I'd play along! lolz! :D
Although she's never here,
my heart still belongs to my Tabby dear ^^
She'll hit me with her fly swatter
So I'll run before I she catches me
Oh dear lord, I say EEEEEK!!!!
To whosoever it may concern,
I am Laple Meaf,
future ruler of the world you call Earth
Bow to my mighty Canadian Maple Leaf!!!
Bow to it !!!!! You know you want to o.o
*cough* That was my rant, thanks for listening. ^^
Click the Maple Leaf...
You know you want to....o.o
Age 30
Where old people come to die.
Seen August 16th, 2014
Posted December 24th, 2006
1,892 posts
19.5 Years
BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! MY EYES! MY EYES!
Lima, Lento, Soy, Impento, Navy, Nothern, AND GARBONZO! Kidneys and Frijoles Negros:
I LOVE BEANS!
I love beans!
Whoo-whoo-whoo!
I love beans! How bout you?
Hi in fiber! Low in fat!
I betcha didn't know that!
When I eat beans
I sit in my own little cloud.
Nobody comes to visit me...
In my little cloud...
I don't know why!
Maybe 'cause I'm cuttin' muffins...because...
I love beans! Hey hey hey!
I love beans everyday!
Beans are an excellent source of protein!
I LOVE BEAN! DODODO!
*bows and breaks all instruments ferociously*
YEAH!!!
I left...