Spontaneous Acts of Randomness! Page 55

Started by Jeremy December 11th, 2004 5:27 PM
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Rai

Quarter Life Crisis! @[email protected]

Age 31
Female
Sinnoh
Seen January 4th, 2017
Posted January 4th, 2017
4,521 posts
18.1 Years
*looks at menu* I'll get the spider legs, the giraffe neck...hmm.....platypus guts, and.......unraw sushi...that is all


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Amy-chan

Has vacated the premises

Age 30
Paradise...
Seen August 20th, 2007
Posted September 29th, 2006
2,339 posts
19.5 Years
*flags down a waiter* I'd like a caesar salad with extra caesar, but no salad, please. Also a soup with flies in it.
~Miracles Happen~

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Amy-chan

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Age 30
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Seen August 20th, 2007
Posted September 29th, 2006
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19.5 Years
Remember not to feed the cannibals.

I'd like a nasty patty with fries, please. Can you also slip poison into my drink, or will I have to pay extra? Oh well, I'll do it myself! *poisons her parsley soda with evil cheese* Hot pockets.
~Miracles Happen~

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Rai

Quarter Life Crisis! @[email protected]

Age 31
Female
Sinnoh
Seen January 4th, 2017
Posted January 4th, 2017
4,521 posts
18.1 Years
Waiter?! Can I have some salt? Thank you! *pours salt in water, cheese, cake a bucket, the waiters head, and in mouth* Salt is so good for you!


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Amy-chan

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Age 30
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Seen August 20th, 2007
Posted September 29th, 2006
2,339 posts
19.5 Years
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, a nasty patty on my table, and poison in my drink!

Wait, I asked for all of that. XD
~Miracles Happen~

www.care2.com
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com (Click the tabs.)

Left, now that I can contact people a different way. Please click at the sites above. They're charity sites, not gags designed to make you join another forum or whatever. They actually do something.

Amy-chan

Has vacated the premises

Age 30
Paradise...
Seen August 20th, 2007
Posted September 29th, 2006
2,339 posts
19.5 Years
No, you forgot one teensy little thing!

*pours a crane-load of sugar onto Rai's head* Now THAT'S healthy!
~Miracles Happen~

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Left, now that I can contact people a different way. Please click at the sites above. They're charity sites, not gags designed to make you join another forum or whatever. They actually do something.

Amy-chan

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Age 30
Paradise...
Seen August 20th, 2007
Posted September 29th, 2006
2,339 posts
19.5 Years
No, you'll only live forever if you drink the Elixer of Life, which can only be made from Sorceror's Stone!

*grinds up the first volume of the Harry Potter series in a cauldron* There ya go.
~Miracles Happen~

www.care2.com
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com (Click the tabs.)

Left, now that I can contact people a different way. Please click at the sites above. They're charity sites, not gags designed to make you join another forum or whatever. They actually do something.

Rai

Quarter Life Crisis! @[email protected]

Age 31
Female
Sinnoh
Seen January 4th, 2017
Posted January 4th, 2017
4,521 posts
18.1 Years
*drinks elixer* that's yummy.....GAH!!!!! What's happening to me?!?!?!? *turns into mutabt rabbit/elephant/monkey/parrot* SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Must eat.......piano keys! *flies away*


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Amy-chan

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Age 30
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Seen August 20th, 2007
Posted September 29th, 2006
2,339 posts
19.5 Years
NOO! Rai has gone to the Dork Side of MILK AND COOKIES!!!!!!! *sobs* Why must life be so cruel, WHY?????

*explodes*
~Miracles Happen~

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Left, now that I can contact people a different way. Please click at the sites above. They're charity sites, not gags designed to make you join another forum or whatever. They actually do something.

Rai

Quarter Life Crisis! @[email protected]

Age 31
Female
Sinnoh
Seen January 4th, 2017
Posted January 4th, 2017
4,521 posts
18.1 Years
*eats piano keys* SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! That's gooooooooooooooood! *eats honey* mmmmmmm...........healthyness...........uh oh.....Bees! *dies*


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Amy-chan

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19.5 Years
Eeeks! Bees! And Cs! *attacked by a swarm of rabid letters and sheet music*
~Miracles Happen~

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Amy-chan

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Age 30
Paradise...
Seen August 20th, 2007
Posted September 29th, 2006
2,339 posts
19.5 Years
*looks at herself* Oh yeah, I am on fire. Cool.

*douses fire with acid* Wait a minute...
~Miracles Happen~

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Left, now that I can contact people a different way. Please click at the sites above. They're charity sites, not gags designed to make you join another forum or whatever. They actually do something.

Amy-chan

Has vacated the premises

Age 30
Paradise...
Seen August 20th, 2007
Posted September 29th, 2006
2,339 posts
19.5 Years
Yay, I'm a pile of ash! ^^ *joins the 'piles of ash for randomness' guild*
~Miracles Happen~

www.care2.com
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Left, now that I can contact people a different way. Please click at the sites above. They're charity sites, not gags designed to make you join another forum or whatever. They actually do something.

Rai

Quarter Life Crisis! @[email protected]

Age 31
Female
Sinnoh
Seen January 4th, 2017
Posted January 4th, 2017
4,521 posts
18.1 Years
I wanna join that guild to! *drives a ambulance into a tree* Yay! Now I can be in that guild too! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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Amy-chan

Has vacated the premises

Age 30
Paradise...
Seen August 20th, 2007
Posted September 29th, 2006
2,339 posts
19.5 Years
Hey, I have gone back to school! Here are some questions from random tests of different subjects, and my answers!

Q: Why am I here(on Earth)?
A: Because Mars was too crowded.

Q: How old is Tutankhamen?
A: Dead.

Q: Where is Europe?
A: Far, far away.

Yay crummy answers! *falls into a vortex of space and time*
~Miracles Happen~

www.care2.com
www.ecologyfund.com
www.theanimalrescuesite.com (Click the tabs.)

Left, now that I can contact people a different way. Please click at the sites above. They're charity sites, not gags designed to make you join another forum or whatever. They actually do something.

Rai

Quarter Life Crisis! @[email protected]

Age 31
Female
Sinnoh
Seen January 4th, 2017
Posted January 4th, 2017
4,521 posts
18.1 Years
What? I got a 17 and 1/2 on the test?!?!? But there was only one question! and I got it right! You evil Teacher! *takes out machine gun*


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