Thank you to all the people who couldn't just ignore this thread, or report it and leave it be. Nope. You all had to do something obnoxious and respond to a spammer.
Happier now, everyone? You responded to a troll. I think your lives are more complete.
Next time, just report the thread and leave it alone so I don't have to sit here and roll my eyes at people.
Thread closed but not deleted because of the general warning to everyone who posted in this thread.
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