Bodily Disfunctions [insert petilil here] Page 3

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SuperSaiyanII

Cool Story Bro!!

Age 30
Male
Long Beach,California
Seen December 3rd, 2016
Posted December 2nd, 2012
200 posts
12.1 Years

Bodily Disfunctions - Pokémon White
Chapter 1: Here I Go Again

Well, After losing the urge to continue on using quadruped Pokemon, I decided to continue my journey where I left off on Route 3 with my trusty partner Tepig(since I never really used Blitzle when I was doing my previous challenge and it's boxed now anyway)

(Evolved My Tepig ASAP)

I had to battle a few wild Pokemon to do it but Tepig evolved into Pignite and I got my first official Bipedal Pokemon. After doing that I headed into the Wellspring Cave only to run into some Team Plasma jerks grunts. Well, let's get this over with...

(And how the hell do you know that?)

After me and Cheren take care of them, they run off blabbing about something and just as I was leaving the cave I heard this weird sound...wait what's this dust cloud thing on the ground? Better go check it out...

(Holy Crap!!!)

I guess by now it's obvious that I've just found myself a new partner but as usual, I got writers block and couldn't think of a nickname so I guess I'll save that for later. Anyway, with Drilbur now at my side, I left the Wellspring Cave and leveled it up to 13 before trying to head south to Route 3. Before I got there Bianca stops me and thanks me for getting back the little girls Pokemon and gives me the *most useful Pokeballs in the game!!!*, the Heal Balls.Extreme Sarcasm. So after listening to them ramble on, I finally got to make my way onto Route 3 and begin training my new partner, Drilbur.

(HaHa I'm such a liar! I'm actually doing this for a Pokemon I plan on getting really soon..)

Yeah, as you can see we successfully made it to Nacrene City, home of gym number two and relatively close towards a Pokemon I plan to catch. I usually try to train my Pokemon as much as possible before heading into a gym but this time I'll wing it. But just as I was about to enter the gym I bumped into someone I hoped I would never see again...

(Nope!!!)

Yes, N has returned and he's pissed that I don't agree with his perfect world theory so he challenges me to a battle. Whoop-de-doo....Well, after Pignite and Drilbur finish up this guy he runs off talking about a Pokemon named Reshiramyeah I'd need a legendary Pokemon to beat me too and I can finally enter the gym.

(N-Noo!! I-It's my worse nightmare!! It's a-It's a-a library!!!)

I'm not really a reader if you couldn't tell by now so I have to say the only thing exiting about this gym other than the gym battle itself is the moving staircase that leads you to the gym leader.

VS GYM LEADER LENORA!

Here we go, time to take on the 2nd gym leader of the Unova region! She starts things off with her Herdier which my Drilbur 2HKOs thanks to some additional help from Herdier's Take Down recoil. Next up is
the pain in the ass Watchog. My Drilbur has the speed advantage and manages to get in a hit with dig before being defeated by Watchog's Crunch attack. Next up on my roster is none other than Pignite who lacks a fighting type move because I evolved it later than I should have. Due to it's good speed IVs(if I calculated right its at 30) my Pignite got in the first attack with Flame Charge which caused Lenora to use a Super Potion after her Watchog used Retaliate. Pignite got in another Flame Charge but unfortunately was hit with Hypnosis. Thankfully I came prepared with a Chesto Berry and with one last Flame Charge Pignite took down Watchog and I earned the Basic Badge!


Badges:


Pokemon:

Pignite Level 22
-Flame Charge
-Tackle
-Defense Curl
-Tail Whip


Drilbur Level 20
-Metal Claw
-Dig
-Rapid Spin
-Mud Sport


vaporeon7

My life would suck without you

Male
Preparing for trouble and making it double.
Seen September 6th, 2016
Posted May 27th, 2014
5,143 posts
12.7 Years

Bodily Disfunctions - Pokémon Yellow
Chapter 5: Got my team together now!

I healed my Pokemon and headed to Lavender Town. The trip was very quick so it wasn't long before I was in Lavender Town. I walked into the Pokemon Tower and on the 2nd I was attacked challenged by Gary. He asked why I was there because none of my Pokemon looked dead. But then he gave no reason for him being there...


(I found that you didn't have your Rattata does that mean..?)


I destroyed him as always. I then continued on battling and defeating all the creepy people in the tower. I then came across this one super scary person.


(When did Pokemon become a horror movie?)


She wanted blood so I got Alterna to Thunderbolt her. I then continued through the tower until I reached the healing pad thingy. I then reached some stairs. I was attacked and I Pokemon that was unidentifiable appeared.


(Sure was specific.)


I then defeated the ghost Marowak letting it go into the afterlife. I then went up the stairs only to be attacked by Jessie and James.


(TEAM ROCKET FOREVER!)


I had to beat them so I did. At least it is entertaining to watch them blast off again. It was also nice to see that their Koffing and Ekans had evolved into Weezing and Arbok. I then went and saw Mr. Fuji. He took me back to his house and he gave me a PokeFlute. I then went to Vermillion City and got the Bike Voucher. Alterna fell in love.


(Too bad eggs don't exist yet.)


I then went to Cerulean City and got my Bike. I then went to Celadon City and went to the Cycling Road. I got rid of that pesky Snorlax and I caught a Ponyta who I nicknamed Touko. I then got to Fuchsia City and went into the Safari Zone where I got some Gold Teeth and HM03. I taught Vappy Surf and went to the Safari Zone Warden's house where he took the Gold Teeth and gave me HM04. I then trained my Pokemon some more and Touko evolved into Rapidash.


(My team is now set.)


I then went into the gym and started defeating all the gym trainers. I succeeded in doing so.


(Ummm I don't know what to say.)


I then challenged Koga. I hated how much Double Team he used he got extremely lucky but I won in the end with good ol' Vappy. Koga gave me the Soul Badge for beating him.


(Over-leveled Pokemon much?)


Pokemon:

Alterna Lv. 43
- Thunderbolt
- Quick Attack
- Mega Punch
- Thunder Wave


Sydian Lv. 43
- Tackle
- Mega Drain
- Leech Seed
- Razor Leaf


Vappy Lv. 43
- Ice Beam
- Bite
- Bubblebeam
- Quick Attack


Touko Lv. 43
- Ember
- Fire Spin
- Stomp
- Horn Drill

vaporeon7

My life would suck without you

Male
Preparing for trouble and making it double.
Seen September 6th, 2016
Posted May 27th, 2014
5,143 posts
12.7 Years

Bodily Disfunctions - Pokémon Yellow
Chapter 6: Just a quickie!

I healed my Pokemon and then went into the Silph Co. When I got inside the building I went straight the the 5th floor. I then went and found a card on the floor. A guy with an Arbok tried to stop me, but he failed. I then went around opening all the doors with it.


(A key by any other name...)


I then went up every floor defeating every Team Rocket grunt, scientist and that one juggler in sight. I then healed my Pokemon at the beds and continued going. I then came across Gary.


(I thought I planned this so you would have a Vaporeon...)


I beat him relatively quickly. I expected him to have a Vaporeon but he had a Jolteon instead? I then continued on and was then attack by some of my favourite people, Jessie and James.


(I don't care if Mervyn is in a meeting!)


I defeated them quickly (because I had to). I then went and disrupted 'the meeting'. I was then attacked by Mervyn Giovanni. His Pokemon didn't stand a chance against Vappy. I then received a Master Ball from the president. After all that chaos I went to the gym and defeated all the gym trainers. I then battled Sabrina and won (just). She gave me the Marsh Badge for winning.


(But Pikachu didn't Thundershock you?)


Pokemon:

Alterna Lv. 46
- Thunderbolt
- Quick Attack
- Thunder
- Thunder Wave


Sydian Lv. 46
- Take Down
- Mega Drain
- Leech Seed
- Razor Leaf


Vappy Lv. 47
- Ice Beam
- Acid Armour
- Bubblebeam
- Quick Attack


Touko Lv. 46
- Ember
- Fire Spin
- Stomp
- Horn Drill

Alternative

f i r e f l y .

Age 30
Male
Adelaide, Australia
Seen July 4th, 2020
Posted December 21st, 2019
4,258 posts
14.3 Years
No can't use any cheats to get a Pidove before you can. The only time you're allowed to hack in a Pokemon is if you have no access to one in your group before the second gym leader. You have access to Pidove before then, so you can't hack in one as your starter.

Nonetheless, I'll add you to the list. :)
Female
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Seen September 11th, 2011
Posted May 18th, 2011
34 posts
12.2 Years
No can't use any cheats to get a Pidove before you can. The only time you're allowed to hack in a Pokemon is if you have no access to one in your group before the second gym leader. You have access to Pidove before then, so you can't hack in one as your starter.

Nonetheless, I'll add you to the list. :)
4 of my 6 pokemon are not available before the second gym so should I hack them at the beginning of the game?
Male
Santa Clara
Seen October 12th, 2013
Posted March 12th, 2013
45 posts
13.2 Years

Pokemon Gold
Bodily Disfunctions
Update 1

I talked with old Professor Oak and found out I'm headed on a POKEMON ADVENTURE!!!! After telling this old man my name was Gold, I found myself in my room. I went downstairs, and was greeted by my lovely mother. She asked me what day of the week it was and was it daylight savings. I answered her no, and she gave me back my pokegear! Afterwards I head to Professor Elm's lab, where he as requested my presence. I head over and the professor lets me take one of the three pokemon! I'm stunned and soon realize he wants me to run an errand for him. So after receiving my task, I happily obliged, as I could travel with a totodile. When I reached Cherrygrove I found myself talking with this old man, and after his tour he gave me the map for my pokegear! Outstanding, how everyone is so kind!

Receiving the map.png

I continued my journey towards Mr. Pokemon. Once I had reached him, I saw Professor Oak standing next to him. They both introduced themselves to me and I happily accepted the pokemon egg and the pokedex. Upon leaving Mr. Pokemon estate I received a call and on the other side Professor Elm sounded troubled and worried. So I hurried back through the grass and Cherrygrove City. As I was making an exit of Cherrygrove, I was confronted by this rude trainer, by the name of Silver. He challenged me to a battle, and I accepted. I had easily won and he ran off with his tail between his legs.

Beating Silver for the 1st time.png

As I stepped into the professor's lab I saw him speaking with an officer. I ran up to ask what had happened. Apparently the fellow I had met before coming to New Bark Town, was the thief. I reported him as a trainer named Silver. After the commotion had settled down, I told the professor what I had gained during my travel to Mr. Pokemon. Astonished that I was caring a pokedex the professor told me to challenge the pokemon gyms and become a powerful trainer.

Pokedex.PNG
Champion.PNG

Thus completes my first update! Sorry about it being so short and nothing really happening, but typing it took some time and I should be able to update it soon. My plan is to catch poliwag, drowzee, oddish, and then finally tyrogue. Hopefully in my next update I'll be able to catch the first 3 pokemon because they are close in terms of location. But tyrogue on the other hand is just before heading to kanto so I'll be able to use him on the 8th gym, elite four, and the kanto gyms.



[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

Youtube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/FlayedTree

vaporeon7

My life would suck without you

Male
Preparing for trouble and making it double.
Seen September 6th, 2016
Posted May 27th, 2014
5,143 posts
12.7 Years

Bodily Disfunctions - Pokémon Yellow
Chapter 7: Hot and Cold!

I left Saffron City after healing my Pokemon. I flew to Fuchsia City and then went south where I trained my Pokemon by defeating all the swimmers. I then flew to Pallet Town and went south again, defeating all the fishermen and swimmers. I reached Cinnabar Island, healed and then went east to defeat more trainers. After all of that I went back to Cinnabar Island and I then went into the Burned Mansion. I wandered around. I found a statue. It had a secret button...


(Press it..? Who wouldn't?)


I wandered through the mansion collecting items. I then reached garden opening thingy where I found the Secret Key. I then used an Escape Rope to get out quickly. I then healed my Pokemon and headed for the gym. I went in and answered all the questions wrong.


(Yes, I believe I have taught my Rhyhorn it.)


I then reached the Blaine and started a battle.


(Piece of cake.)


The battle was over really quickly. I swept his whole team with Vappy, and its Surf. Arcanine managed to survive one hit. But it then quickly fell to a second. I beat Blaine, earning me the Volcano Badge.


(Arcanine used Reflect, great use of your last chance Blaine.)


Pokemon:

Alterna Lv. 50
- Thunderbolt
- Quick Attack
- Thunder
- Thunder Wave


Sydian Lv. 50
- Take Down
- Mega Drain
- Leech Seed
- Razor Leaf


Vappy Lv. 50
- Ice Beam
- Acid Armour
- Surf
- Quick Attack


Touko Lv. 50
- Fire Blast
- Fire Spin
- Stomp
- Horn Drill

Meganium

memento mori

she/her
Houston, TX
Seen February 1st, 2023
Posted February 1st, 2023
I thought long and hard about this, but with the free time I have right now...I've finally decided to declare this my first challenge. Sign me up, please!

Username: Meganium90
Game: Pokemon Silver Version
Body type: Pokémon with a bipedal, tailed form.

vaporeon7

My life would suck without you

Male
Preparing for trouble and making it double.
Seen September 6th, 2016
Posted May 27th, 2014
5,143 posts
12.7 Years

Bodily Disfunctions - Pokémon Yellow
Chapter 7: Battling the boss!

I flew to Viridian City and went straight to the gym. I went around and defeated all the weak gym trainers and then healed before my final gym battle. I went up to the gym leader and it was the boss. I started the battle with Mervyn Giovanni. His Dugtrio went down super quickly. Next was his Persian, who didn't last long either.


(I thought the boss had a Mudkip and a Magikarp.)


I then battled a Nidoqueen who Vappy defeated quickly and then a Nidoking who also fell fast. His last Pokemon was a Rhydon. I used Sydian who used a Mega Drain which was the end of it.


(And you're the boss.)


He gave me the Earth Badge for winning. The boss said he would disband Team Rocket forever after being beaten by one of his executives.


(Oh great, now I'm jobless.)


Pokemon:

Alterna Lv. 51
- Thunderbolt
- Quick Attack
- Thunder
- Thunder Wave


Sydian Lv. 51
- Take Down
- Mega Drain
- Leech Seed
- Razor Leaf


Vappy Lv. 51
- Ice Beam
- Acid Armour
- Surf
- Quick Attack


Touko Lv. 51
- Fire Blast
- Fire Spin
- Stomp
- Horn Drill

Meganium

memento mori

she/her
Houston, TX
Seen February 1st, 2023
Posted February 1st, 2023
Bodily Dysfunctions - Pokemon Silver

Day 1 – May 20, 2011 11:30 PM

Hello. My name is Megan, and I’m starting my first challenge!

Oh, it’s late. I should really get started on my journey! Left my New Bark Town home, and visited Professor Elm’s lab. He wanted me to run an errand, so I said yes. He even gave me a Pokemon to go with.

I chose a Totodile, and I named him Zach, after my PC little brother ZachLMedia.

So, on my way north of Cherrygrove city to run an errand for Elm, I had to go through the tall grass. I was lucky enough to go through without encountering any Pokemon! Passing by Cherrygrove, I encountered a few Hoothoot’s. Zach the Totodile was able to battle them, and I was amazed that he had such battle skill. With his battling he grew up to L6. I am one happy trainer. ^_^

May 21, 2011 12:00 AM

I finally made it to Mr. Pokemon’s house, and he gave me a mystery egg. I wonder what’s in that egg? Only time will tell. So, anyways, I returned back to Cherrygrove City, and somehow, I bumped into a short, red-haired guy who challenged me to battle. I agreed, and sent out Zach. He sent out a Chikorita. I defeated that little Chikorita with a combination of Zach’s Leer attack along with his powerful Scratch attack.

Zach grew to level 7.

After the battle, he seemed he was in a hurry or something. He told me his name, but I was too forgetful. I didn’t quite remember it…until I got to Professor Elm’s lab. There was a police officer that asked me all sorts of questions, pertaining to the same red-haired guy I bumped into earlier. That Chikorita I battled, he STOLE it! Oh, how could he.

As my rocky memory has placed in order, I finally remembered his name: Justin. (I named him after my best friend & kitty caregiver.)

It was already getting late. It’s almost 1 am! My mother will be mad. Well, it’s time for me & Zach to rest, and hopefully for a brighter day tomorrow.

Current Pokemon Party~
Spoiler:

Zach (ZachLMedia) - Totodile



(This was last night's update. I'll be posting today's update tonight. Also, my updates will be more CSS-y next time. xD)

vaporeon7

My life would suck without you

Male
Preparing for trouble and making it double.
Seen September 6th, 2016
Posted May 27th, 2014
5,143 posts
12.7 Years

Bodily Disfunctions - Pokémon Yellow
Chapter 8: The End!

I healed my Pokemon and then headed towards the Pokemon League. I was on my way until I was rudely interrupted by Gary. He challenged me to a battle.


(Can't we just talk out our problems?)


The battle was quick and I came out as the victor. I then continued on through the Pokemon League gates flashing (my badges) to all the guards. I eventually got to the last guard and flashed him (the Earthbadge).


(How can you see it from there?)


I then entered Victory Road. I went through defeating all the trainers with their many Charizard. I eventually got to the other side, reaching the Indigo Plateau. I healed my Pokemon and them bought lots of healing items. I then entered the Elite 4. My first opponent was the ice type specialist, Lorelei.


(I'm not supposed to fight with girls.)


All her Pokemon went down quickly, whether it was Alterna's Thunderbolt or Sydian's Razor Leaf. My next opponent was Bruno. Vappy swept his whole team with Surf or Hydro Pump.


(No more battle for you Bruno.)


The next opponent was Agatha. That old bag was probably the hardest to beat. Her Gengar got so much hax.


(You bet I'm something.)


I then came up to the last member of the Elite 4, Lance. He said I should be ready to lose.


(Don't you mean prepare for trouble?)

Unfortunately for him, I beat all his Pokemon mostly using Alterna's Thunder or Vappy's Ice Beam.


(Maybe you should've been ready to lose.)


After the battle Lance dropped a bombshell on me, I had to beat Gary. I went into the next room and started the battle. Sandslash fell to Sydian, Cloyster fell to Alterna, Exeggutor fell to Touko, Ninetales fell to Vappy, Alakazam fell to Touko and then Alterna was up against Jolteon.


(Starter vs starter, final Pokemon!)


It was a long battle but Alterna eventually came out on top, thus ending our battle.


(Who's champion now?)


Professor Oak came in and told Gary how he liked me better and then took me into the Hall of Fame. He made me put all my Pokemon in a computer.


(Not my Hall of Fame Challenge on White.)


All my Pokemon were scanned and then it showed my profile.


(MVP: Vappy.)


The credits then rolled and then the words THE END appeared. Thus concludes my Bodily Disfunction's Challenge on Yellow.


(THE END!)


Pokemon:


Alterna Lv. 54
- Thunderbolt
- Quick Attack
- Thunder
- Thunder Wave



Sydian Lv. 54
- Take Down
- Mega Drain
- Leech Seed
- Razor Leaf



Vappy Lv. 55
- Ice Beam
- Acid Armour
- Surf
- Hydro Pump



Touko Lv. 54
- Fire Blast
- Fire Spin
- Stomp
- Horn Drill