1,000 ways to be kicked out of Walmart Page 2

Started by Crystalized April 30th, 2011 3:03 AM
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vaporeon7

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27.

Go to the diet section and start throwing cakes at the people buying.

vaporeon7

My life would suck without you

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Preparing for trouble and making it double.
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31.

Steal the polish and start polishing the bald customer's heads.

BenjiTheKid

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Posted May 19th, 2011
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(my sister posted this one on her FB wall lol, idk where she got it from)

32. Hide in one of the bathroom stalls and when someone opens the door shout "Welcome to Narnia"!!!

'When you find an Escape Rope in a cave... you just know you're going to be in there for a while.'

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33. Go to the fitting rooms and try on a ton of womens clothing (if you are male. If you are female, you could do the same with mens clothing, though that's not as uncommon as a man in womens clothing.)

Bonus points if you bring a friend so you can step back out into the store wearing them and ask if they look nice on you :P
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Posted November 19th, 2013
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12.8 Years
35.
-release the fishes, and when they ask why, say they were going to drowned!!!
-grab a thong or something like that and ask a female(or male O_o) employee if you can watch them put it on
-steal all the women's bathroom toilet seats
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Posted June 13th, 2011
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39--Run into the store with all of your clothes on backwards and inside out, riding a plastic broom, screaming in everyone's face, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING, THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

40--Eat all of the frozen coconut shrimp, and scream, "I can't help it; I love PEANUT BRITTLE!" in all passerby's faces.

41--Take all of the hair-care products, spill them all over the floor, and slide through the mixture to the end of the isle. When you stop, say bluntly to the nearest employee, "sometimes I do what I want." :3
Life on Earth is like a man's shadow; it is something to compare the reality to.

The saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade" means to make the best of what you have; but what if you don't enjoy lemonade?

The only way to achieve true bliss is to die; if moms knew this, we'd be short 50% of the female population.

If two electric trains are running on two different planes of reality, and those two planes merge, how would one find out about the other before the crash?

And, in closing, if one squabbles with a true fool, after a while, he will begin to question who the real fool is.

vaporeon7

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46.

Go around putting things in other customers trolleys when they aren't looking.

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47. Go around licking all the bottles of hand sanitizer.


I can't leave this spot that's empty without you
It's an area that no one else can fill
The night's never gonna be the same.

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mew_nani

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49: Dress up like a famous badass swordsman, like Link or Sephiroth. Not only will you have no trouble getting kicked out, but they'll NEVER let you back in. :laugh:

I support:

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Posted June 13th, 2011
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12.1 Years
50--Switch people's babies and kick people's carts out of their hands and into the parking lot. After all of this is done, start singing "We Are the Champions" and smear banana paste in your hair.

51--Stand in a toilet and try to flush yourself down it. When you find that it doesn't work, scream, "Damn you, Ministry!"

52--Scream that the chupacabras is right outside over the loudspeaker. Then pull out a goat's horn you got from who-knows-where and scream, "EVIDENCE!" That'll getcha kill--I-I mean, kicked out of WalMart.
Life on Earth is like a man's shadow; it is something to compare the reality to.

The saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade" means to make the best of what you have; but what if you don't enjoy lemonade?

The only way to achieve true bliss is to die; if moms knew this, we'd be short 50% of the female population.

If two electric trains are running on two different planes of reality, and those two planes merge, how would one find out about the other before the crash?

And, in closing, if one squabbles with a true fool, after a while, he will begin to question who the real fool is.