1,000 ways to be kicked out of Walmart Page 3

Started by Crystalized April 30th, 2011 3:03 AM
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Sydian

fake your death.

Age 30
they/them
Georgia
Seen May 22nd, 2022
Posted November 29th, 2021
33,354 posts
15.2 Years
^ That's tons of fun actually.

56. Be unaware of the products in Walmart and walk through the hygiene section, notice the love gloves, and suddenly yell about them then run down the isle. This totally didn't happen to me.
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Melody

Banned

Female
Cuddling those close to me
Seen March 4th, 2018
Posted March 2nd, 2018
6,459 posts
18.6 Years
57: Ladies - Wear a cute outfit with the shortest possible skirt you can buy. Make sure your panties are printed with something really girly, walk around the store and take every opportunity to give passersby panty shots as you "shop".
Pretend to always be interested in something on the lowest shelf and bend down to examine it for maximum upskirtage. :P

Don't forget to chew out anyone who complains to you about it. Maintain your "Right to be cute"
*shot*
Male
The Magical Land of Cheeseburgers and Liquor
Seen August 2nd, 2014
Posted April 20th, 2012
429 posts
12.2 Years
59. Walk in the store with some friends dressed as the Russian Military with pellet guns and say that you are invading Wal-Mart for their low prices.

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Melody

Banned

Female
Cuddling those close to me
Seen March 4th, 2018
Posted March 2nd, 2018
6,459 posts
18.6 Years
63. Go into the electronics section, pretend you're a "Corporate Associate" and install Slackware Linux on all the demo computers. Sit back and enjoy the lulz when the computers fail to sell. Be sure to wipe the "Recovery" partitions off the computers so they can't just go back to windows. XD

Unknown#

'Cause why not?

Age 25
Male
Tejas
Seen 3 Weeks Ago
Posted November 28th, 2016
457 posts
12.4 Years
64. Stand at the front of the store and hand out Target giftcards

65. Run into the Gardening Section and scream "There's people living back here!"

Massacre.

sky's on fire again

Age 12
Male
Albuquerque, NM
Seen October 6th, 2013
Posted November 25th, 2011
304 posts
12.6 Years
66. Randomly shout out on the intercom:

Code Red (store fire)
Code Blue (bomb threat)
Code Green (hostage situation)
Code Black (really freaky weather, like lightning storms every 5 seconds, or fast tornadoes)
Code Orange (chemical spill, usually dangerous)
Code White (bad accident)

And of course, Code ADAM. We all know what that is.
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mew_nani

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Female
Far Lands
Seen May 28th, 2019
Posted August 25th, 2018
1,839 posts
13.4 Years
What's code ADAM? I forgot that one. :\

67. Play cowboys and indians with all the employees. Make sure eveybody is armed with whatever weaopns the store has on hand. HAVE FUN!!! :)

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Age 11
Female
It should be "where do you live?" Get it right, PC. -.-
Seen July 24th, 2011
Posted June 19th, 2011
163 posts
12.7 Years
69. Kick the Walmart manager.
70. Burn that place.
71. ?????
72. PROFIT!!!
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On a chair, right now ;)
Seen January 6th, 2023
Posted August 18th, 2011
170 posts
13.6 Years
73-Hide behind huge pile of merchandies wearing tipical russian outfit, and when someone approach jump out yelling "CAPITALIST!!!!111!!" be sure to put "1"

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Kung Fu Ferret

Derp

He/Him
Digital World
Seen 4 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
1,335 posts
17.7 Years
LOL @ 73.


74. Get a Goofy hat on, take off your belt, and whip people with it after jumping out, screaming "IT'S GOOFY TIME!"

75. Go on the intercom and say "I KILLED MUFASA!"
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Sydian

fake your death.

Age 30
they/them
Georgia
Seen May 22nd, 2022
Posted November 29th, 2021
33,354 posts
15.2 Years
81. Get a bunch of hookers and get them to shake their rumps dramatically as you rap about "wally wally wally wally world."
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iwuzhere9

Ye Olde Doofus

Age 30
Male
Texas
Seen March 31st, 2018
Posted August 22nd, 2014
454 posts
16.8 Years
90. Walk into the store in a banana suit and start having a very loud argument with the produce section over an affair that may or may not have happened with a banana's wife, resulting in you curb stomping a banana.
That was a good day...
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Age 23
Male
Olongapo City, Philippines
Seen August 19th, 2011
Posted August 14th, 2011
299 posts
12 Years
91. Go to the most middle of Walmart where people most gather and say some random words then do a very gay ballet dance.
92. Wear your headphones and listen to Linkin Park then headbang like a freak like you'd never before.
93. Go to the computers and open 10 tabs then type to all of those tabs all the Pronz and Hantei sites you know.

iwuzhere9

Ye Olde Doofus

Age 30
Male
Texas
Seen March 31st, 2018
Posted August 22nd, 2014
454 posts
16.8 Years
95. Convince small children to race bikes with you around the store
96. Take the giant balls out of the bins (they ALWAYS have giant balls for sale) and start throwing them at people as they pass you, claiming that they are trespassing on your property.
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Age 23
Male
Olongapo City, Philippines
Seen August 19th, 2011
Posted August 14th, 2011
299 posts
12 Years
97. Randomly propose at random fat ladies then show off your abs.
98. Go to the elevator with a police. Then get near his face and evil stare.
99. Find a police and say "Sir, someone having a seizure in the bathroom!" Once your in the bathroom, act like you're having seizure.
100. Use a megaphone and say "Justin Bieber Is Gay" many times
101. Go to the highest floor and shout i'mma suicide!!