1,000 ways to be kicked out of Walmart Page 4

Started by Crystalized April 30th, 2011 3:03 AM
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Age 24
Female
Seen July 10th, 2011
Posted July 10th, 2011
30 posts
13.7 Years
104
Attempt to bring a Reese's out of the store, then throw it at the person who comes up to investigate.
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fade away into eternity,
the one you loved most,
will always remain.

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Age 29
Male
Glitch city
Seen June 11th, 2015
Posted May 9th, 2015
785 posts
13.8 Years
105. Bring your mate and have sex in one of the aisles. Be as loud and messy as possible.

106. Take a crap in the checkout lane. Be sure to eat something from Taco Bell before you do.

107. Bring a foulmouthed parrot to a children's aisle.

108. Shout "LEEROY JENKINS!!!" at full volume.

109. Go to the electronics section and hang up posters that advertise your favorite site for pirating.

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Age 24
Female
Seen July 10th, 2011
Posted July 10th, 2011
30 posts
13.7 Years
(I'm sorry, but I just fell out of mai chair reading the one above)
110.
Chew gum and stick it on to one of the checkout aisles's conveyor belt, while it is being operated.
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fade away into eternity,
the one you loved most,
will always remain.

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Age 28
Male
Seen February 4th, 2017
Posted June 3rd, 2014
322 posts
12.8 Years
113 Super glue the phone's used by employees and/or their work station mouse to whatever surface you can (bonus points for upside down phones.)

114 Using a pin/needle, make tiny holes in balloon packets so they cannot be inflated.

115 In the aisle with the haircare products, fill the bottles which are blacked out (eg. tresime) with the food condiment of your choice, (Heinz ketchup is very watery and works quite well.)
Age 24
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Seen July 10th, 2011
Posted July 10th, 2011
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13.7 Years
117

Use all of the strawberries in the produce aisle in an attempt to make the donuts in the bakery as jelly filled donuts.
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fade away into eternity,
the one you loved most,
will always remain.

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Seen March 7th, 2014
Posted November 19th, 2013
339 posts
12.8 Years
118 Streak.

119 Put uncensored rap and have it on blast in the children's section (Bring your own because walmart only sells censored music)

120 Collect at least 50 stray cats, let them free, then release the fish and sit back and watch

121 Break all the freezer doors off

122 (The walmart i go to has fresh live lobsters) Grab all the lobsters, cut off the restraints, and put them in the toy section
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Age 31
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Land of Dreams (USA)
Seen July 7th, 2011
Posted July 7th, 2011
71 posts
13 Years
129- Open up all the cerial boxes and start stuffing them in the casheir's mouth.
130- Put your hands in the air and start screaming: "I can fly, watch me soar through the air"
131- Carry a bunch of shampoo bottles and empty them in your hair, then pretend to be walking out, hahaha, that'd really get them.

TornZero

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Age 29
Female
In your pantry, eatin' your delicious cake.
Seen September 10th, 2013
Posted July 10th, 2013
1,137 posts
13.1 Years
133. Put on a lion costume, hide in the clothes racks, and when someone walks by jump out and say "Welcome to Narnia!"
A "Welcome to Narnia!" was posted on the first page, I think. Involved a bathroom.

134. Go into the girls' restroom when you're a guy, and the guys' restroom for girls.
135. Gorge on the candy in front of the register, just pig out.
136. Camp out in one of the display tents.
137. Play Hide & Seek, and wreck the place trying to find the players.

TornZero

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Age 29
Female
In your pantry, eatin' your delicious cake.
Seen September 10th, 2013
Posted July 10th, 2013
1,137 posts
13.1 Years
Correction/expansion to 142: Hold up ANYONE with it. ._.

143. No matter what age you are, go up to every woman you see (within reason, such as 16 or older, and do note that this includes staff, too), and pull out all the pick-up lines you see on T-shirts, like, "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"