1,000 ways to be kicked out of Walmart Page 5

Started by Crystalized April 30th, 2011 3:03 AM
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Hikamaru

Age 30
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Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
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Say you leaked diplomatic cables and told the staff you're wanted somewhere.. on the other side of the world just because someone thinks you've stalked them on purpose. It's like they're trying to extradite you to the country in question and eventually you lose your job at Walmart because they believe you are "dangerous material".

Don't even think about this joke's origin.
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Near Chicago
Seen October 2nd, 2014
Posted April 25th, 2012
197 posts
11.8 Years
Create a trail of gravy leading to the bathrooms and dressing rooms.

Make sandwiches and put them all on the floor.

Walk up to every employee in the store and ask, "Where's Kyle?"

Pick up a broom and run around the jewelry section shouting "LEEEEEROYYYYYYYY JENKINS!"

U.Flame

Maker of Short Games

Age 27
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Unknown
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Posted January 17th, 2023
1,322 posts
14.9 Years
Ask them where the heart of Walmart is, then attempt to end the madness.
The more you learn about something, the more you realize just how much you don't know. I've shelved my more ambitious ideas in favor of smaller, more feasible projects and contributions. While I still have an ongoing project, and still intend to experiment with improving Gen 3's multiplayer, it's been much less stressful doing smaller things, like entries for Anthroyd's MAGM contests.

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U.Flame

Maker of Short Games

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14.9 Years
159: When someone asks if they can help, say "NO! Go away!". Then shortly after, ask for help as if nothing happened.
The more you learn about something, the more you realize just how much you don't know. I've shelved my more ambitious ideas in favor of smaller, more feasible projects and contributions. While I still have an ongoing project, and still intend to experiment with improving Gen 3's multiplayer, it's been much less stressful doing smaller things, like entries for Anthroyd's MAGM contests.

Of which you can check out here:
Naillevaihcam
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Skip Class

previously zappyspiker, but rainbow keeps trying to get me to skip class

Age 28
Female
New Zealand
Seen July 7th, 2021
Posted July 24th, 2020
4,713 posts
14.8 Years
162: Chuck everything in your trolley probably adding up to $1000, then ditch when you go to pay


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cbd98

A bouquet of oopsie dasies

Male
Seen January 18th, 2021
Posted November 28th, 2013
333 posts
12.3 Years
163. Find the smallest trike you can, ride it around the store, and when someone looks at you scream, "DON'T JUDGE ME!!"
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See You Space Cowboy

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Seen February 7th, 2022
Posted June 26th, 2019
3,393 posts
12.1 Years
164. Hijack the comm system and announced that the toilets are no longer working because someone made "big doodoo", which caused the toilets to stop working.


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Skip Class

previously zappyspiker, but rainbow keeps trying to get me to skip class

Age 28
Female
New Zealand
Seen July 7th, 2021
Posted July 24th, 2020
4,713 posts
14.8 Years
166. Hug every person you see and take photos of them and put them on a Facebook Album named "People I meet at Walmart" - Privaaaaacy Invasion!


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U.Flame

Maker of Short Games

Age 27
Male
Unknown
Seen 1 Week Ago
Posted January 17th, 2023
1,322 posts
14.9 Years
By stealing a cart and have your friend push you home.
The more you learn about something, the more you realize just how much you don't know. I've shelved my more ambitious ideas in favor of smaller, more feasible projects and contributions. While I still have an ongoing project, and still intend to experiment with improving Gen 3's multiplayer, it's been much less stressful doing smaller things, like entries for Anthroyd's MAGM contests.

Of which you can check out here:
Naillevaihcam
Magical Altering Gym Menagerie

Skip Class

previously zappyspiker, but rainbow keeps trying to get me to skip class

Age 28
Female
New Zealand
Seen July 7th, 2021
Posted July 24th, 2020
4,713 posts
14.8 Years
168. BY GLOMPING ALL THE STAFF MEMBERS


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Posted January 25th, 2022
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15.5 Years
169. Go in there dressed as Sailor Moon and throw your tiara at random shoppers while yelling "MOON TIARA MAGIC!"

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