tl;dr: It's Shivi's birthday! Wish him a happy birthday and hope to God he can stay up past 10 now that he's nearly double that.
Hihi, hehe, haha, hoho! HaHeHaHeHaHeHeHo! HeHaHeHaHeHaHeHaHi...
So, so, so! Looks like it's Shivi's birthday today! I, of course, knew... I called this thread forever ago, and I'm putting it to good use. Today, Shivi turns the big 1-9. That's right! He's finally all grown up. Of course, I can't really think of any of the
plus sides towards being 19, other than being one entire year older than he was last year which is so gross because you're just one year closer to old age. There aren't any fancy rights he gains by becoming 19 like turning 18. Being able to legally watch porn is the only important thing, and I'm sure he's put that to good use in the year he's been allowed to do that without facing any
serious consequences! Isn't that right? ;)
I'm not very good with making these types of threads. I sat here and tried to make this thread three times already, and most of what I had was utter
rubbish, which I find pathetic. But enough about me, it's time to talk about Shivi...
What can I say about Shivi? We're basically
twins separated at birth! In our past lives, we were teen pop sensations traveling the world by storm and doing eachother's hair and makeup (we were girls, obviously). Now, we're internet friends with mostly the same interests and values. When I first met him, I thought he was a dork. After getting to know him more, I can confirm that he's a
total dork. If I knew him offline, I'm sure we'd be able to hang out every single day and wouldn't grow tire of eachother's company. He's kind of an airhead, and sucks at being subtle, but I guess that's just what makes him tick underneath all that bronze and charisma.
Embarrassing! I think he wanted me to write something about him, but I can't remember. But OMG! Did you know he starts to get tired around 8:00? He has a morning routine, and an evening routine? Did you know he falls asleep around 10:00 every single night? It's a rare occurrence if you see him up past his bed time! Hopefully now that he's 19 years old, he'll be able to go to bed a little later? But hot damn, anything later than 10:00 and you're just
asking for problems. He's a rebel like that! Now you have something to tease him about! Especially since his younger sister goes to bed later than him!! But I'll stop before I get nasty.
I guess I'll dedicate this last part to my friendship with him, since he wanted me to include this in here and threatened me if I didn't. Even though his threats are really nonsensical, I don't want to get a finger pointed at me and get scolded for this! So I better do what he says. Hmmm... well, when I first met you, you seemed really dorky and kind of annoyed me, but you know that. After a while we talked and I started warming up to you a little. Then we got closer and closer and became pretty much best friends!
Blah, blah, blah... We seem to talk to each other every single day, and we have wonderful conversations. I know a lot of things about you that nobody else knows, you know a lot of things about me that nobody else knows, and we're relatable in a lot of ways that make it hard for anything to come between our friendship. You're one of my best friends ever, and I want to meet you so badly! You like laugh at literally everything... and since my jokes are really bad, I think that's a good thing because I'd be able to tell you them and you'd just cackle your head off, and we're kind of like each other's rocks and comfort, I think! I don't know what my time on here would be like if we weren't friends, and we both know who to thank for that! That sourpuss of an AA, Geoff. I'm sure it'd be a lot better off, though. u___________u
Oh -- wow! This is getting really long. I guess I'll cut this post short here and just go on to say that you're a pretty cool guy, if I do say so myself. And I wish you a birthday full of mirth! Now go shave, download WoW, throw your oven mits away and get a job before your water breaks and you have another baby. If you think you're going to leave Katherine for me to watch, you've got another thing coming, hoochie *****! ...Namaste!
Happy birthday, peppermint pimp!
PS: I'll get you a present! Toodles!