Backwards Story

Started by The Blastoise May 13th, 2011 8:39 PM
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Age 26
Male
in canalave city boarding a ship to iron island.
Seen September 20th, 2014
Posted January 23rd, 2014
20 posts
12.1 Years
I've seen this type of thread on other message boards and the way it works is this post is the end and posts after this come before this and try to say what came right before the preceding post.

Here's the end of the story:

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And that's the last time I eat bananas.
I don't care about what people think. I am a Power Rangers fan, and I'm not afraid to admit it.
Age 30
Male
New York City
Seen May 21st, 2016
Posted May 16th, 2016
3,597 posts
15.9 Years
You guys realize you suck at making stories, right? -___-

Then, suddenly its head fell off ...and that's how I defeated the evil Menger Sponge. But that's a different story. Anyway, there I was, being the Prince of Darkness. I was just finished cooking rainbow narvals. And I fell asleep after cooking rainbow narvals. Whatever they are :/ It was a beautiful day in the land of Chocolate. The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well. The drugs were just starting to wear off. I fell down a hole before realizing where I was. And that's when Robo-Kinnikuman showed up. It sprang up out of nowhere and offered me cake. I thought: "Why is that fruit stand making a rattling sound?" I've got been poisoned by a snake. The pain was so excrutiating... The poison nearly killed me that day. And that's the last time I eat bananas.
lurid/lucid

"I want to tear myself from this place, from this reality, rise up like a cloud and float away, melt into this humid summer night and dissolve somewhere far, over the hills. But I am here, my legs blocks of concrete, my lungs empty of air, my throat burning. There will be no floating away."

Khaled Hosseini

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whoever disabled my signature:
my signature is not even close to 300px tall.
i dont understand why it was disabled.

Pokestick, good times.

cheeky

Age 27
he/they
Stockholm, Sweden
Seen October 31st, 2022
Posted June 20th, 2022
7,521 posts
14.1 Years
...Wait, are you saying were we supposed to make it a good story?

That's no fun :/

The sponge came closer. I thought I was a dead cactus.
Age 30
Male
New York City
Seen May 21st, 2016
Posted May 16th, 2016
3,597 posts
15.9 Years
Just kidding.

Spoiler:
It doesn't even flow well, and I'm pretty sure someone made the story go forward up there >_>
lurid/lucid

"I want to tear myself from this place, from this reality, rise up like a cloud and float away, melt into this humid summer night and dissolve somewhere far, over the hills. But I am here, my legs blocks of concrete, my lungs empty of air, my throat burning. There will be no floating away."

Khaled Hosseini

→ Refresh for a different picture
→ White FC: Haruka 0347 0171 1756


whoever disabled my signature:
my signature is not even close to 300px tall.
i dont understand why it was disabled.