Omegle

Started by Nihilego May 19th, 2011 4:06 PM
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Nihilego

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Male
scotland
Seen September 28th, 2018
Posted March 16th, 2018
8,874 posts
12.1 Years
Most of you have probably heard of this. It's an online chat client which connects you to one completely random user somewhere around the world and you talk to them and stuff. It's also trollbait.

So, OVP, I ask you:

Do you use Omegle? If so, how often and if not, why not?

What do you use it for? Do you try to get a genuine conversation going, or do you troll like there's no tomorrow?
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Shining Raichu

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Age 32
Male
Australia
Seen October 17th, 2020
Posted December 21st, 2017
8,958 posts
12.3 Years
You seem to be missing the point of Omegle, which is for 13-21 year old boys to try to trick "girls" into giving them naked photos for their own... enjoyment.

I've been on Omegle a few times to try and see if there is anyone on there interested in actual conversation, but no. The second someone says 'asl', I disconnect.
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marcc5m

what

Age 27
Male
Scotland
Seen 4 Weeks Ago
Posted February 17th, 2023
1,116 posts
12.3 Years
I have a bunch of funny chats from Omegle from ages ago. Here's a few of them. Spoilered because the language is quite bad in a few.
[agelimit]ages 13 and over
Spoiler:
You: -_-
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: neither
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: go away.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi
You: helo
Stranger: How r u
You: r? sory my englis not very gud
Stranger: Are*
You: i ok
Stranger: Are you a male or female
You: I am neither, why do you ask?
Stranger: Jw I'm a guy
You: wat guy meen???
Stranger: Like male??
You: ok i undrstend
Stranger: Yes what about u?
Stranger: You*
You: i fom a nglis speekin ****y
Stranger: I'm from America
You: wer dat??? ?
Stranger: North America?
You: may ****y cold mars
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler:
You: hi
You: I'm Joey
Stranger: hello
You: My ratatta is awesome
Stranger: i'm ratu
Stranger: w'ts that?
You: a pokemon
Stranger: ratatta?
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: you like pokemon hoh?
You: my ratatta is in the top percentage of coolness
Stranger: i don't really understand bout pokemon
Stranger: asl?
You: I live in a Pokemon World
Stranger: okay
Stranger: it's kiinda reak
You: I'm gonna battle you, go, ratatta!
Stranger: *freak
You: use bite!
Stranger: age?
You: 49
You: ratatta attack!
Stranger: liar
You: no, my ratatta IS cool
Stranger: i mean about your age
You: Pokemon characters don't age
You: so ratata, bite!
Stranger: you're weird
Stranger: freak
You: no, I'm cool
Stranger: no way
You: my mummy said I'm special so
Stranger: i'm the cool one !
Stranger: hahaha
You: you're jealous of my ratatta!
Stranger: no you say you cool and i don't believe it
Stranger: never
You: nananana, you don't have a ratatta!
Stranger: i have a dragon
You: What kind?
Stranger: little one
You: like?
Stranger: my country used to call it tokek
You: THAT'S NOT A POKEMON!!!
Stranger: you know toktk?
You: no, it doesn't exist, you just want to steal my ratatta, team rocket
Stranger: becuse i'm not live in pokemon world like you
You: Work on your grammar.
Stranger: okay
You: Jealous.
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: i said no
You: I siad yes.
You: *said
Stranger: NO AND NEVER
You: YES AND ALWAYS
Stranger: my momma said no
You: Your momma says a lot of things, especially last night.
Stranger: so what? -_-
You: So she battled my ratatta and lost.
You: Do you have any gym badges?
Stranger: my momma don'y have a rattata
You: she used Pikachu you nut -_-
Stranger: no i'm nop
Stranger: *no
Stranger: *not
You: Not what? Smart?
Stranger: YES !!
You: LRN 2 GRAMER
Stranger: okay
You: Now go home and think about how you lost to my ratatta.
Stranger: fine
Stranger: ah aneh lo
You: Do you have any gym badges?
Stranger: kagak punya gue
You: ???
Stranger: i'ts bahasa
You: You speak gobblede****?
Stranger: ?
You: So....gym badges?
Stranger: apaan deh lo kagak jelas banget
You: The hell?
Stranger: i'ts hell
Stranger: we're living in hell
You: RATATTA, OBLITERATE!!!!!


Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: No
You: My name is ASH
You: not ASL, ASH
You: Ash Ketchum
Stranger: oh
Stranger: age?
Stranger:
You: 10
You: for 10 years
Stranger: no. liar.
You: It's true! I'm a 10 year old on my Pokemon journey, I've been ten for years!
Stranger: mo!!
Stranger: no!!
You: Mes!!
You: Yes!!
Stranger: you cant be ten an don omegle.
You: Ok
You: then
You: we
Stranger: where are your parents!
You: Battle!
You: Go, Pikachu!
You: Use thunder!!!!
You: I killed you!
You: now give me my badge
Stranger: shush.
Stranger: you're acting like a loser.. :S
You: No, give me my badge or I'll send you blasting off again!
You: And I'm not a loser, Pokemon Masters are not losers
Stranger: huh!
Stranger: whatever. :/
Stranger: so.. where do you live kid?
You: Pallet Town.
Stranger: what country?
You: Kanto
You: I live in the sme town as Professor Oak!
You: He gave me my Pikachu
Stranger: i will disconnect.
Stranger: if you do that again.
You: Badge first
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi asl ?
You: Ash
You: not asl, ASh
Stranger: haha why ?
You: It's my name 0_0
You: my last name is Ketchum
You: my title
You: is
You: Pokemon Master!
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: asl =
Stranger: a- age
Stranger: s - fm
Stranger: l - from
You: 10/m/Pallet Town
Stranger: םי
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hi
Stranger: **** meh
You: With my Pikachu?
Stranger: hell yh
You: Or Muk perhaps?
You: Maybe even Tangela?
Stranger: lol i want charizard
You: What about Tangela?
Stranger: fire spin mo ****er
Stranger: i ****ed him hard
You: Tangela can't learn Fire Spin
Stranger: u wanna see the most epic fail website eva
Stranger: ??
Stranger: charizard can
You: Is it Serebii?
Stranger: www.1227.com
Stranger: its funny as ****
You: Is it a Pokemon Site? those are funny
Stranger: nah
Stranger: but it has pokemon pics on
You: What ones?
Stranger: its funny pics and vids
Stranger: like epic fails and funny stuff
You: Any of them Pokemon Team Rocket fails?
You: They fail a lot
Stranger: lol
You: like when my Pikachu kills them
Stranger: omg yh
Stranger: they suck ****
Stranger: its got a perv pokemon moon stone fail
You: Moon stone can evolve nidorino into Nidoking
You: Nidoking has a horn
You: he's horny
Stranger: i luv me some pikachu ***!
Stranger: omg so ur female?
or gay
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: lol
You: m, I'm Ash
Stranger: i didnt read the horn bit
You: Are you a Pokemon trainer?
Stranger: my names padrelao
Stranger: **** yh
You: what Pokemon do you have?
Stranger: all of them
You: :o
Stranger: even mew
You: Pffftt, Mew is so old school, I have all the 156 new Pokemon too
Stranger: and mewtwo
Stranger: i dont like the new generation
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler:
Stranger: male 40 uk here wants female with msn and cam for sexy fun
You: Male here 10 Pallet Town wants a Salamence with an adamant nature and Dragon claw for some competitive play.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/agelimit]

There are more but they're on another forum and it's currently down. Unfortunately Omegle doesn't work for me anymore. :\
Seen January 1st, 2023
Posted April 20th, 2020
4,423 posts
15.4 Years
My favourite memory from Omegle was a funny conversation that went something like this:

You: hiiiiii :)
Stranger: hi asl
You: ugh i'm so tired of people asking asl
Stranger: haha me too i'm used to it i guess
You: if i waz a boy wud u disconnect?
Stranger: no of course not!
You: you first asl okay
Stranger: 16/m/cali
You: 14/f/cali
Stranger: Really?
You: no haha 15/m/ireland

Stranger has disconnected.
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Age 27
Male
The Netherlands
Seen May 11th, 2015
Posted June 28th, 2014
41 posts
9.4 Years
isnt it a idea to say a interest for the forum and if someone wants to chat, type that interest and talk.
maybe once a month that everyone would talk
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Tsutarja

Age 28
he / him
Florida
Seen 6 Hours Ago
Posted 15 Hours Ago
27,327 posts
13.2 Years
I'm sorry, but it's 2014 now. Yes, 2014! This thread was last posted in 2011! A little math lesson, but 2014 minus 2011 is 3. That's how many years have passed since the last post in this thread. 3 years is 36 months. One month is 30 days. This thread is nearly 33 months old now. The revival limit is one month. With that in mind, I'll need to close this thread.

Locked.