PC Plomacy Returns!

Started by Anti June 10th, 2011 8:44 PM
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Anti

return of the king

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Kobe's Reality
Seen March 6th, 2022
Posted January 17th, 2022
10,818 posts
15.8 Years
It's back!

Useful Links
Rules (only ones I could find)
Strategies and Tactics Articles
PC Plomacy, First Edition
PC Plomacy, Third Edition

Starting Map


Participants
Anti - England
Karpman - France
Wolflare - Italy
spartan127 - Russia
Lalapizzame - Austria
Vrai - Turkey
yankee0724 - Germany

Order Sending Procedure

Okay, send your orders to .Aero.
Why are the beautiful sick and divided like myself?

Lalapizzame

Age 25
Male
California
Seen February 12th, 2019
Posted June 7th, 2018
746 posts
15.4 Years
We regard this game as a momentous time for PokeCommunity, the nadir of vice, the last stronghold of civilization, a blossoming of the arts, herald to all things august and splendid, and a great joy to all who witness it. No man, in the execution of intellect, believes this game is a detriment to society, nor of minimal gain to society. 'Tis a celebration of civilization's capacity to engage in pleasure in peace and war, defiance of madness beyond measure, a contentious luxury for both the austere serf and the most esteemed sovereign.

Our gracious sovereign, His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty, Francis Joseph I, by the grace of God Emperor of Austria; Apostolic King of Hungary, King of Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia, Lodomeria, Illyria; King of Jerusalem, etc.; Archduke of Austria; Grand Duke of Tuscany, Crakow; Duke of Lorraine, Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, the Bukovina; Grand Prince of Transylvania; Margrave of Moravia; Duke of the Upper & Lower Silesia, Modena, Parma, Piacenza, Guastalla, Oswiecin, Zator, Cieszyn, Friuli, Ragusa, Zara; Princely Count of Habsburg, Tyrol, Kyburg, Gorizia, Gradisca; Prince of Trent, Brixen; Margrave of the Upper & Lower Lusatia, in Istria; Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg, etc.; Lord of Triest, Kotor, the Wendish March; Grand Voivode of the Voivodship of Serbia etc. etc..*, a liege of such fine character, exemplary competence, the most august of ceremony and patience, loved by all the peoples over whom he may claim sovereignty and government, shall partake in this splendid little game. We hope the other countries present will act with prudent counsel and a certain emphasis on a conservative use of the force of arms.




*pretty long list of formal titles, but I'm sure Russia beats that.


pretentious writing aside, i must remember how to play.

Opposite Day

too old for name changes

Age 30
Male
∞Rain town, Norway
Seen August 12th, 2014
Posted August 12th, 2014
974 posts
14.9 Years
if everyone forgot how to play, I've got an edge in not knowing anything about this barring that I deeply regretted not joining the last time.

Well, I'm in.

also lala no one reads that
+Anti: we were all noobs at some point
+Anti: or in sims' case
+Anti: still are noobs
+Anti: his team looks like a salad

Anti

return of the king

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Seen March 6th, 2022
Posted January 17th, 2022
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Just noting that the deadline is going to be the end of Wednesday (11:59 PM), and please make sure to note in the OP that you should PM your orders to D_A. There is a link there for convenience.

Also, Karpman is still France. Just in case any confusion remained.
Why are the beautiful sick and divided like myself?

Anti

return of the king

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Seen March 6th, 2022
Posted January 17th, 2022
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15.8 Years
Spring 1901 Movement



Austria: Army Budapest -> Galicia (*bounce*)
Austria: Fleet Trieste -> Albania
Austria: Army Vienna -> Tyrolia (*bounce*)

England: Fleet Edinburgh -> North Sea
England: Army Liverpool -> Wales
England: Fleet London -> English Channel

France: Fleet Brest -> Mid-Atlantic Ocean
France: Army Marseilles -> Spain
France: Army Paris -> Burgundy

Germany: Army Berlin -> Munich
Germany: Fleet Kiel -> Denmark
Germany: Army Munich -> Ruhr

Italy: Fleet Naples -> Ionian Sea
Italy: Army Rome -> Apulia
Italy: Army Venice -> Tyrolia (*bounce*)

Russia: Army Moscow -> Ukraine
Russia: Fleet Sevastopol -> Black Sea (*bounce*)
Russia: Fleet St Petersburg (south coast) -> Gulf of Bothnia
Russia: Army Warsaw -> Galicia (*bounce*)

Turkey: Fleet Ankara -> Black Sea (*bounce*)
Turkey: Army Constantinople -> Bulgaria
Turkey: Army Smyrna -> Constantinople



It is now Fall 1901! Orders are due in 48 hours folks :3.

(Also, thanks to everyone for getting those orders in quickly!)

Oh, if you want to include messages with your orders to add to the posts (they did this in the Smogon games), I don't really see why not if you'd like to go nationalistic or trash talker on us.
Why are the beautiful sick and divided like myself?

wolf

he/him
Seen 19 Hours Ago
Posted October 23rd, 2022
8,259 posts
14.7 Years
AUSTRIA IS A SMALL RAT COVERED IN SAUCE.

and soon NOODLES being used to hang your army men!

.

Lalapizzame

Age 25
Male
California
Seen February 12th, 2019
Posted June 7th, 2018
746 posts
15.4 Years
Yo, Wolf. I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish but Asia makes the best noodles of ALL TIME.

Also, ITALY WILL BE DESTROYED, ITS PIZZA RAVAGED, AND ITS PEOPLE LEFT TO EAT AUSTRIAN SCHNITZEL AND SACHERTORTE. >:<

how Italy will perform, even more so than Turkey

edit: oh u


also turkey if you decide to block me from getting a build this is what will happen



you have been warned son


also anti is the antichrist he is a manifest evil beware!

Anti

return of the king

Non-binary
Kobe's Reality
Seen March 6th, 2022
Posted January 17th, 2022
10,818 posts
15.8 Years
Fall 1901 Movement



Austria: Fleet Albania -> Greece
Austria: Army Budapest -> Serbia (*bounce*)
Austria: Army Vienna -> Galicia (*bounce*)

England: Fleet English Channel CONVOY Army Wales -> Belgium
England: Fleet North Sea -> Norway
England: Army Wales -> Belgium via convoy

France: Army Burgundy HOLD
France: Fleet Mid-Atlantic Ocean -> Portugal
France: Army Spain HOLD

Germany: Fleet Denmark HOLD
Germany: Army Munich -> Burgundy (*bounce*)
Germany: Army Ruhr -> Holland

Italy: Army Apulia -> Venice
Italy: Fleet Ionian Sea -> Tunis
Italy: Army Venice -> Tyrolia

Russia: Fleet Gulf of Bothnia -> Sweden
Russia: Fleet Sevastopol -> Black Sea (*bounce*)
Russia: Army Ukraine -> Rumania
Russia: Army Warsaw -> Galicia (*bounce*)

Turkey: Fleet Ankara -> Black Sea (*bounce*)
Turkey: Army Bulgaria -> Serbia (*bounce*)
Turkey: Army Constantinople -> Bulgaria (*bounce*)



Adjustments

Austria: Builds 1 unit
England: Builds 2 units
France: Builds 2 units
Germany: Builds 2 units
Italy: Builds 1 unit
Russia: Builds 2 units
Turkey: Builds 1 unit

Centers

Austria: 4
England: 5
France: 5
Germany: 5
Italy: 4
Russia: 6
Turkey: 4

It is now Winter 1901! Orders are due in 24 hours!
Why are the beautiful sick and divided like myself?

wolf

he/him
Seen 19 Hours Ago
Posted October 23rd, 2022
8,259 posts
14.7 Years
hello austria your farm is about to get
.

champagnepapi

exile

Male
new england
Seen September 4th, 2016
Posted June 25th, 2016
1,795 posts
12.5 Years
Austria: Army Budapest -> Serbia (*bounce*)
Turkey: Army Bulgaria -> Serbia (*bounce*)

I'm Austria and what is this?

There is but one option for little Turkey.

This made me laugh hard.

paired to kaori & vrai

Anti

return of the king

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Seen March 6th, 2022
Posted January 17th, 2022
10,818 posts
15.8 Years
can i just wave the white flag now i suck at this game
Nah, you're still in good shape son :)
Why are the beautiful sick and divided like myself?

Opposite Day

too old for name changes

Age 30
Male
∞Rain town, Norway
Seen August 12th, 2014
Posted August 12th, 2014
974 posts
14.9 Years
ITT: People having an excuse for posting pictures of their sexual fetishes, be it Drakow or old men
+Anti: we were all noobs at some point
+Anti: or in sims' case
+Anti: still are noobs
+Anti: his team looks like a salad

Anti

return of the king

Non-binary
Kobe's Reality
Seen March 6th, 2022
Posted January 17th, 2022
10,818 posts
15.8 Years


Austria: BUILD Army Trieste

England: BUILD Fleet Liverpool
England: BUILD Fleet London

France: BUILD Fleet Brest
France: BUILD Army Paris

Germany: BUILD Army Berlin
Germany: BUILD Army Kiel

Italy: BUILD Fleet Naples

Russia: BUILD Army Moscow
Russia: BUILD Fleet St Petersburg (south coast)

Turkey: BUILD Fleet Smyrna



Because I'm on a surprise vacation (yes, it was a surprise...) and Vrai's status is kind of in limbo (or maybe not???), orders are going to be due in 72 hours for Spring 1902 movement.

The lack of newscasts disappoints >=(...though you guys seem to be taking the liberty of that in this thread I s'pose lol.
Why are the beautiful sick and divided like myself?