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Seen May 21st, 2016
Posted May 16th, 2016
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ITT: Post the longest sentence you can make.

RULES

  • No run-on sentences.
  • No colons or semi-colons.
  • No dashes unless they are part of a word.
  • No trailing words (including synonyms, adjectives, adverbs, participles, etc.).
  • Exhibit proper grammar.
  • Optionally, post the character count (including spaces).

That means certain things--or things like this, rather--are not permitted; a similar, closely-related, analogous case is emphasized in this masterfully and beautifully written but short, sweet, and simple sentence. You get one clause and it has to be straightforward.

EXTRA RULES


If you want a challenge, try some of the below rules.
  • Don't use the letter 'e'.
  • Don't use commas.
  • Use only two nouns.
  • Use only words that are 5 or fewer characters in length.
  • Don't use adjectives.
  • A combination of the above.
lurid/lucid

"I want to tear myself from this place, from this reality, rise up like a cloud and float away, melt into this humid summer night and dissolve somewhere far, over the hills. But I am here, my legs blocks of concrete, my lungs empty of air, my throat burning. There will be no floating away."

Khaled Hosseini

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