Three Word Story (: Page 2

Started by Checkmate June 27th, 2011 4:04 AM
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Overlord Drakow

Banned

Down Under
Seen November 6th, 2019
Posted November 5th, 2019
3,654 posts
15.6 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
Planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you

Olli

I am still bathing in a summer's afterglow

Male
Skyloft
Seen 5 Days Ago
Posted July 24th, 2021
2,583 posts
12.8 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
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Age 26
Male
Singapore
Seen July 6th, 2011
Posted July 5th, 2011
17 posts
11.9 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
Age 30
Male
*shrugs shoulders*
Seen February 19th, 2014
Posted December 20th, 2011
73 posts
12.1 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
Female
[insert random not real address]
Seen July 18th, 2011
Posted July 6th, 2011
19 posts
12 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
The bear suddenly
Age 26
Female
Canadia BD
Seen July 3rd, 2011
Posted July 3rd, 2011
73 posts
12.1 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
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Male
Kalos
Seen January 14th, 2016
Posted December 30th, 2015
543 posts
12.3 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
winter is here.
back at 12/23/15

Esper

California
Seen June 30th, 2018
Posted June 30th, 2018
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
Male
Seen May 10th, 2017
Posted July 7th, 2011
8 posts
11.9 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
Age 24
Female
Seen July 10th, 2011
Posted July 10th, 2011
30 posts
13.7 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
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fade away into eternity,
the one you loved most,
will always remain.

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Age 27
Male
Olivine City
Seen July 21st, 2022
Posted September 6th, 2018
3,228 posts
12 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
Age 31
Male
Land of Dreams (USA)
Seen July 7th, 2011
Posted July 7th, 2011
71 posts
13 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He

answered me and

Esper

California
Seen June 30th, 2018
Posted June 30th, 2018
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
Male
Hiougi City
Seen April 12th, 2020
Posted September 11th, 2014
2,543 posts
14 Years
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On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
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Age 28
Female
UTC+2
Seen September 20th, 2014
Posted September 2nd, 2014
338 posts
13 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
-- i don't need promises.
Age 30
Male
Florida
Seen March 21st, 2014
Posted March 18th, 2014
342 posts
12.4 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
Into a ditch.
Age 26
Male
In the Dark
Seen July 23rd, 2011
Posted July 23rd, 2011
5 posts
11.9 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away

and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
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Age 27
Male
Seen October 29th, 2012
Posted September 26th, 2011
31 posts
11.8 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
holy smokes, i'm perfect!

Esper

California
Seen June 30th, 2018
Posted June 30th, 2018
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named

Mr Cat Dog

Frasier says it best

Age 32
Male
London, UK
Seen September 29th, 2017
Posted July 12th, 2017
11,344 posts
19.1 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named
Chester McBupkiss. I

Pokestick, good times.

cheeky

Age 27
he/they
Stockholm, Sweden
Seen October 31st, 2022
Posted June 20th, 2022
7,521 posts
14.1 Years
> Three word story
> Four word rule
Well that was awkw-

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***

On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named
Chester McBupkiss. I
threw garbage at
Age 30
Male
New York City
Seen May 21st, 2016
Posted May 16th, 2016
3,597 posts
15.9 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named
Chester McBupkiss. I
threw garbage at
my mother's car
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Esper

California
Seen June 30th, 2018
Posted June 30th, 2018
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named
Chester McBupkiss. I
threw garbage at
my mother's car
which spontaneously grew

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Age 27
Male
UK
Seen September 3rd, 2019
Posted May 3rd, 2015
842 posts
14.3 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named
Chester McBupkiss. I
threw garbage at
my mother's car,
which spontaneously grew,
to the size
Down on the West Coast
they got a sayin'

blue

gucci

Male
United Kingdom
Seen September 26th, 2021
Posted August 7th, 2019
21,056 posts
15.3 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named
Chester McBupkiss. I
threw garbage at
my mother's car,
which spontaneously grew,
to the size

Of a pea