Three Word Story (: Page 3

Started by Checkmate June 27th, 2011 4:04 AM
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2Cool4Mewtwo

Pwning in Ubers since 1996.

Age 29
Male
Cerulean Cave
Seen February 1st, 2013
Posted February 13th, 2012
1,182 posts
12.1 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named
Chester McBupkiss. I
threw garbage at
my mother's car,
which spontaneously grew,
to the size
of a pea
which turned out


Male
Seen January 8th, 2023
Posted July 26th, 2016
130 posts
12.9 Years
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named
Chester McBupkiss. I
threw garbage at
my mother's car,
which spontaneously grew,
to the size
of a pea
which turned out
to actually be

Esper

California
Seen June 30th, 2018
Posted June 30th, 2018
On Monday, Tom
Went to the park,
and met the
pretty girl in
the purple dress
though he expected
to see someone
he knew because
he was drunk
and hallucinating. The
Rabid giant pancake
Seemed to be
acting quite strange
but looked delicious.
Then suddenly it
handed the girl
Maple syrup bottles
But it wasn't
The imported kind.
Tom took out
three matching sets
of nuclear warheads
planning to start
a circus show.
The girl asked
why did you
kill that bee?
Tom panicked, and
grabbed her shoelaces.
the bear suddenly
rode a unicycle.
I asked him:
"Did you know
I'm a fan
of the great
Rainbow Unicorn?" He
answered me and
forcefully took my
spell book away
and threw it
into a ditch.
He bit his
glittery spinach elephant
who he named
Chester McBupkiss. I
threw garbage at
my mother's car,
which spontaneously grew,
to the size
of a pea
which turned out
to actually be
the giant pancake's