Make a Joke

Started by smithtism July 23rd, 2011 12:54 PM
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Age 30
Male
*shrugs shoulders*
Seen February 19th, 2014
Posted December 20th, 2011
73 posts
12.1 Years
It's pretty simple: One person sets up a joke and the poster after them posts a punchline that they make up.
Rules:
  1. All PC rules apply.
  2. All jokes must be in the form of a question like "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
  3. The set-up may be something that you've heard before or something that you make up on the spot; however, the punchline must be created by you.
  4. Try to let the punchline and the set-up make sense.

Example
Poster 1: What did the elephant say to the banana?
Poster 2: You little yellow belly. Why does the early bird always get the worm?

Got it? Good. The poster below me can start with making the first joke.
Age 27
Male
Seen March 6th, 2013
Posted May 22nd, 2012
635 posts
14.9 Years
Because Bob was 73 and hadn't ridden a bike since he was 15, when he had to go to the shops 1/2 a mile away to get some flour and milk. This was two days before he moved much closer to town with his family, and they were making cakes to celebrate. Now, while people may say you never forget to ride a bike, you do. While Bob managed to grasp the basics of riding a bike, he turned too sharply, and lost balance. Thus Bob fell of his bike, which also fell... down a steep, muddy brown cliff, which is what Bob turned so sharply to avoid.

How do you catch a chicken?


"Lightning. It flashes bright, then fades away.
It can't protect. It only destroys."