The SPAM Poem

Started by Shikon no Tama December 26th, 2004 1:04 PM
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Age 31
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Seen November 30th, 2011
Posted November 30th, 2011
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I wrote this poem while watching somethign extremely funny and decided to put it here. But it's not just for fun. It has a moral, if you do the SPAM, you'll BE the SPAM. Now, enjoy it and I hope you guys can give me some feedback!

Spammy, spam, spam,
Why mut you be called SPAM?
You mean so well and you taste so good!

You're KFC Finger Licking goof in the stall,
You mean "So Pointless And Meaty",
That you're like grafitti.

You're on the can of my meat,
And on my website so neat,
And also so very good for a seat!

So recite this poem to every idiot
You know,
And by tomorrow,
You'll be a can o' my SPAM!


You may use this poem anywhere you want, like on a website's fun page, but I gotta have some credit for writing it!

Kyosuke

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Posted May 17th, 2014
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Its.....unique thats for sure XD, it just really tells what you think of spam and there isn't much of a moral in it, but funny non the less.

"So Pointless And Meaty" quote of the day lol.
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Seen January 2nd, 2005
Posted January 2nd, 2005
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^ She is a very random person. xD You dont know what she is going to come up with next.

Anywho, that was very unique, Moon. xD It made me laugh. Its nice to see people are getting their inspiration from meat. xD

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DarknessMonkey

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Posted December 7th, 2008
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Pretty Funny!
I Like That!
It Has Somewhat No Moral But Really Funny!

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Seen March 30th, 2005
Posted March 11th, 2005
1,912 posts
18.6 Years
I wrote this poem while watching somethign extremely funny and decided to put it here. But it's not just for fun. It has a moral, if you do the SPAM, you'll BE the SPAM. Now, enjoy it and I hope you guys can give me some feedback!

Spammy, spam, spam,
Why mut you be called SPAM?
You mean so well and you taste so good!

You're KFC Finger Licking goof in the stall,
You mean "So Pointless And Meaty",
That you're like grafitti.

You're on the can of my meat,
And on my website so neat,
And also so very good for a seat!

So recite this poem to every idiot
You know,
And by tomorrow,
You'll be a can o' my SPAM!


You may use this poem anywhere you want, like on a website's fun page, but I gotta have some credit for writing it!
XD Wow, I was just looking back at some older poems, and I found this...this...masterpiece!!! XDXD This poem is not only SPAM itself, but it shows how insane SPAM is. That SPAM is just a pile of meaty goodness that you feel you must do or else you would go mad. XD Though knowing it's wrong, people do it anyway. ^o^

Even though it's a SPAM poem, I still found some spelling errors:
mut = must
goof = good

Really funny poem, MD, I enjoyed reading it. XD

~Kelsey
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