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Started by deoxys121 September 19th, 2011 7:35 PM
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deoxys121

White Kyurem Cometh

Age 31
Male
Flat Rock, MI, United States
Seen September 25th, 2016
Posted May 27th, 2012
1,254 posts
12.4 Years
This game deals with scenarios where you get a phone call you don't want to get, asking you to do something you don't want to do. You then come up with some random, funny, ridiculous excuse for why you can't do what they want you to do. I post a scenario, then the next poster answers that scenario, then posts another one, and so on.
Example:
Poster 1: Your boss on your day off: We're swamped! I need you to come in and work an extra shift NOW!

Poster 2: I'd love to... but... my dog ate my car keys.

Your mom: Your mother-in-law needs someone to chauffeur her around for errands tomorrow.
Now, then I'll start.

Your daughter: I need you to come home and help me with my Calculus homework!

Pokestick, good times.

cheeky

Age 27
he/they
Stockholm, Sweden
Seen October 31st, 2022
Posted June 20th, 2022
7,521 posts
14.1 Years
It's okay darling, cactus won't show in your final grade anyway :D

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"Hello there, house owner! Do you perhaps have a second for this short survey?"
Male
Seen September 16th, 2013
Posted June 23rd, 2012
44 posts
11.7 Years
"Yeah, I would if I wanted to, but I hate you telephone survey people." *hangs up*

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Old Lady down the street: "It seems your dog is chasing my grandson again! What are you gonna do about it?!"
I seem to be very sketchy in personality...but it has nothing to do with the fact I like to draw
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Pokestick, good times.

cheeky

Age 27
he/they
Stockholm, Sweden
Seen October 31st, 2022
Posted June 20th, 2022
7,521 posts
14.1 Years
"I'm going to go to a large sports arena and pray. That should solve all our problems, including this one."

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"Honey, could you tell me why the baby is on fire?"

deoxys121

White Kyurem Cometh

Age 31
Male
Flat Rock, MI, United States
Seen September 25th, 2016
Posted May 27th, 2012
1,254 posts
12.4 Years
"Oh, crap! Was that gasoline I put in her bottle? I thought it was apple juice."

Angry customer to you, the employee, at WalMart: "I bought an LCD TV, and the minute I got it home and turned it on, it exploded!"

Pokestick, good times.

cheeky

Age 27
he/they
Stockholm, Sweden
Seen October 31st, 2022
Posted June 20th, 2022
7,521 posts
14.1 Years
"That's just a statement. I'm not obliged to do anything as long as you don't ask me to do something about it"

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"Son, fetch me my belt."
Age 33
Male
Indiana
Seen October 10th, 2011
Posted October 8th, 2011
4 posts
11.6 Years
"but im waiting for the pokemon world online registration to open!"

ex girlfriend: "WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME???"
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they arejust, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.” -Marcus Aurelius

Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
Soda's bad for you. Try instead having nothing but hot coffee and granola bars.

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girlfriend: "Hey, where are you?! You were supposed to be here with the glowsticks two hours ago!"

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
-Fakes a kidnapper voice- If you ever wanna see her or her taxes again, you'll take $100,000 in unmarked ones to the foot of the bell tower tonight. Come alone. -hangs up-

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Little sister: "WHY DO YOU NEVER RESPECT ME?!"

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)