
Beating up Brock. I almost feel sorry for him.
-So went around, beat up some kiddie trainers, caught a Jigglypuff, then went to the cave
-Stopped Rocket, etc, etc, got Dome Fossil
-Got to Cerulean City, beat up Misty with Croissant
-Went North, rescued Bill from himself, made him promise he wouldn't do anything stupid, then stole his ticket
-Storyline stuff, got TM Dig, went south
-Trained a bit on the people (via VS Seeker)

-Evolved Shady, I overtrain like crazy. Thanks boredom.

-SS Anne, battled all the trainers. Beat up my rival, got HM Cut

-Beating Surge with my Blastoise :D
-Got HM Flash through Diglett Cave
-Went to Rock Tunnel and gained a few levels

I survived!
-Immediately went to Celadon. Things I did:

-So I got Dratini, named Dusky, for the challenge and easily handled Erika
-I actually went and trained Dusky so it would evolve

I didn't like staring at a weird slug thing. At least this one's pretty.
-And Rocket Stuff

As you can see, I grind. Hardcore.

This is just so that I don't have to run around in tunnels. Change in scenery!

I'm getting backwards. Ah well, just shows I beat my rival at Lavender Town. I hope. It might be the SS Anne...
-Went up the tower, beating up Gastlys and Haunters alike. And the crazy women.
-Calmed down the Marowak, avenged it by beating Team Rocket!

I got a present.

For the Special Mission. One down, one more left.
-I went down to Fuschia. I got kind of bored and forgot Saffron existed.

I like his scarf.

Okay, so I went to the Safari zone for the HM's. Then I went to Celadon through Cycling Road, beating up the posers and getting Fly. I taught Surf to Shady and taught Fly to a Spearow I looked for
-I neglected Saffron some more, and flew to Pallet Town. Then went to Cinnabar.

-Then I went and found the key.

-And beat Blaine. "Fire is weak to H2O."

Denied Bill. I remembered Saffron.
-Silph Co, here we go!

I evolved Dusky here. Boy, did I have some fun now.

Beating my rival at Silph. Seriously, what's his deal. After six or so losses, I'm sure he got the message.

Saved the world! Or at least a company. And I got a nifty master ball.
-Then went to the gym. Hello, Sabrina.

Her outfit always bothered me. She looks like a power ranger. I prefer her HG/SS Sprite.
-Remembered Bill. So, back to Cinnabar I flew.
-They (Bill+Celio) sent me off, probably for their private moments.
-I got bored, but Bill gave me a meteorite to play with so I left.
-Two Island, now some guy told me to find his daughter.
-Three Island, here I come!

Look mom! Bikers!

He complimented me. That'll earn him some quick brownie points.

Thanks for the help, but the Princess is in another Castle! -_-
-Went through Bond Bridge. Or Berry Bridge. I forget the name. Anyway, I practically rushed through cause of my ridiculous overtraining.

Found and saved. The Princess is shorter than I remembered.
-Then I remembered my mission. Eliminate the Snorlaxe invasion.

It better run.

What's this? Final gym badge? Eh?

I knew it! Giovanni got his arse kicked.

And he's there again. I swear he's stalking you.
Next step, Victory Road.

*deep breath* I'm ready.

I survived, again!
-Stocked up on potions, used my
steroids Rare Candies for my pokemon and ready to roll!

Beyond lies 12 leagues of darkness. After that, eternal glory awaits.
-Started my challenge. Here's a quick run-down. Or the highlight reel:

But they ARE this way.

I can think of 2 reasons on why you lost. 1) You need a haircut. 2) You need a shower and some clothes.

Don't call me special! You need to be sent to a home, you dinosaur.

Tcha! I am a master. So shoo and get out of my way.

You're telling that to
me. You haven't even
beaten me since day one fool.
*drumroll*

Told you, I don't lose. And I won't start.

Nice room. Shiny floors!

I want to thank all my fans for their support throughout my journey. Wait, I had none. Screw you all.

Final team. I didn't include Jigglypuff in the Hall of Fame as it is restricted from participating in major battles. The Elite Four is major right?
Team:

My Umbreon, croissant. I liked her, for this run, but I won't ever use her again. She couldn't do decent damage until level 36, where she learned Faint Attack. And even still, it was bad. At least I taught her Psychic to combat fighting-types, and especially Bruno. I don't do defensive pokemon though.

Ah, my starter. I've used Blastoise a few times and this wasn't anything new. Just giving it Surf/Ice Beam and blast away. Wasn't my favorite, as it's really nothing new. And to my assigner, cancer is a crab thing. So, Kingler was a much better option as it is a crab. Not a turtle with bazookas on its back. I don't like using starters either. Actually that's a lie, I just don't like Venusaur/Blastoise/Meganium. Everything else is fine.

I'll be honest, I've never used Dragonite for an in-game run. But it kicks some butt. Only problem is, it's useless without TM's. It doesn't learn a decent attack until level 61, Outrage. So, it was nice to use but expensive. It took a long time to get money for Thunderbolt, Ice Beam, and Flamethrower. It's spoiled. But that's okay.

And here's Jigglypuff. I hated it. I wish I could stuff a stick of dynamite in its mouth and watch it explode. Or make a nifty balloon.
And this concludes my update. Hello, world.