1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2] Page 12

Started by deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:56 AM
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Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
318

Announce that Wal-Mart is selling the latest iPod, expect a stampede!
Gone forever for personal reasons.
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darkpokeball

Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o

In your nightmares
Seen April 10th, 2014
Posted November 17th, 2013
762 posts
13.3 Years
319.
Stand in front of the store screaming that you saw a vision of Wal-Mart's roof collapsing, and that nobody should enter the store if they want to live.
My Chainsaw Meowth is currently missing! If you have a lead or think you know something, PLEASE PM ME! I am desperately searching, and I dread the possibility that I may never find him...
On a side note, if anybody can answer the following question right, then they get a mystery prize! *Must have a Gen V game to claim prize*
Question: What the heck did Jinora do in the finale?! I don't get it! I know 90% of you won't know what I'm talking about, but I need an answer!

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
320

Come to work with a suspicious tattoo and claim to your co-workers that you have mysterious powers.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
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Sweet Smoochum

Banned

Female
NEW JERSEY, Sayreville. 08872.
Seen April 13th, 2013
Posted March 9th, 2013
1,402 posts
17.4 Years
321...

Bring a giraffe, or a camel ....any size will do...(might want to go to the zoo first) and the Six Flags guy (or a friend with a sewing kit to disguise himself) to crash into the Walmart building, and play "We Like to Party" over the loudspeaker and hop onto the patio sets, and start dancing with your friends. (If you bring the camel, play "My Humps.")...and then wake up, because no one would do this. Just sing the Jigglypuff song over the loudspeaker, and once everyone's asleep, draw on their faces.

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
323

Stick a male sign on the female toilets and a female sign on the male toilet. Then watch a female worker enter what she thinks is a female toilet only to discover there are urinals.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
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Sweet Smoochum

Banned

Female
NEW JERSEY, Sayreville. 08872.
Seen April 13th, 2013
Posted March 9th, 2013
1,402 posts
17.4 Years
324.

Get a guy to dress like Gary Oak, and you be Misty (or other way around if you're a guy), and start making out, and then say, OH MY GOSH! Caterpies are everywhere! And yell around screaming, flailing your arms, and shout "THE CATERPIES ARE COMING!" twice. Misty can get all hyper going, "OHHH MY GODD!!!!!" And get the mallet, and start knocking things off the shelves, running all over the store. Gary can say, "smell ya later" on a bullhorn when it's time to go.

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
325

Put a long blue wig on and say this to your colleagues when there's a situation - No need to worry!

Just like my fave Pokemon anime character Dawn.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
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Sweet Smoochum

Banned

Female
NEW JERSEY, Sayreville. 08872.
Seen April 13th, 2013
Posted March 9th, 2013
1,402 posts
17.4 Years
326.

Dress up like the bikers, like have a Gyarados or a Krookodile on the back of your jacket, and have a bike race across the store, and say, no access to the bike section unless you have a bike... (Like they do on cycling road...) And, anyone who looks at you, call them a punk. XD (The only way to get to the bikes in the store is by going to that section... you need a bike to get a bike...)

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
327

Announce via PA that Pokemon Black 2 & White 2 have just been released then every Pokefan that wants a copy will create a stampede just to get it.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
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Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
330

Change your uniforms to the Cross Academy uniforms from Vampire Knight. Have one side of the Wal-Mart be the Night Class and the other be the Day Class.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
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Phantom

Uh, I didn't do it

Age 32
Female
Minnesota
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted September 18th, 2017
1,182 posts
11.8 Years
331: Solid Snake. Box. Do it. (Seriously I did this one.)
332: Urban sprint EVERYTHING then realise the McDonalds is inside the store. ****.
333: Get the candy strips, open each package, sit near entrance throwing the strips at people while yelling "GAY BACON STRIPS!" as you throw.

darkpokeball

Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o

In your nightmares
Seen April 10th, 2014
Posted November 17th, 2013
762 posts
13.3 Years
335.
Get two friends and walk inside the store. Have one friend say over the loudspeaker:
"A strange biological phenomenon has occurred in the outer world! Literal ZOMBIES are here! Due to this, we must lock down the store..."

Have the other friend use make-up on you to make you look like a zombie. Terrorize the store. Have the friend do teh same. Over the loudspeaker, do as much as you can to convince the customers that there is a zombie apocalypse going on.
My Chainsaw Meowth is currently missing! If you have a lead or think you know something, PLEASE PM ME! I am desperately searching, and I dread the possibility that I may never find him...
On a side note, if anybody can answer the following question right, then they get a mystery prize! *Must have a Gen V game to claim prize*
Question: What the heck did Jinora do in the finale?! I don't get it! I know 90% of you won't know what I'm talking about, but I need an answer!

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
337

Announce that Wal-Mart is going digital and you need Facebook or Twitter account to ask what you want to buy.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
342.

Claim everyone that the FBI is hunting you down.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/