1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2] Page 14

Started by deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:56 AM
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382. Run around the store in a superman costume complete with a cape and attempt to fly.
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392.
Sell their stuff for lower prices inside the store and call it "market sharing"

O, wonder!
How many goodly creatures are there here!
How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world,
That has such people in it!


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394. Yell at all of the cashiers for not letting you buy Poke Balls or Hyper Potions.

O, wonder!
How many goodly creatures are there here!
How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world,
That has such people in it!


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396. Knock down all of the shelves like dominoes.

O, wonder!
How many goodly creatures are there here!
How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world,
That has such people in it!


Pairless - PM me! | Owner of the ::Global Pokedex Plus Fanclub:: | GPX +
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Hikamaru

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Here's something spooky...

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If the 13th of a month falls on a Friday, paint a 13 on a large sign and say everything is only $13. But it comes at a cost, everyone needs to have a tattoo on their neck, carry a gun or bleach their hair to get the discount.

(Guess where I got the idea from)
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399. Yell, "Spongebob put me in a box for three months, trying to give me a make-over, and wouldn't let me have some chicken which he said I devoured within minutes upon opening the container!" and rip up as many boxes as you can find...say..."I'm looking for eggs! It's EASTER..." and have it be Christmas when you do it....idk...

Hikamaru

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Celebrate your fave colleague's birthday with a massive discount on all stock only to discover it isn't their birthday.
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402. Make it look like you're eating cat food, saying it's a delicacy. "THIS FOOD=MINE. BACK OFF. NOW." Making oming and noming nosies. Then, step on it after you spit it up, because you're definitely not going to like the taste of it, especially if you don't like seafood. Make-out with the floor, and compliment its kissing technique.