1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2] Page 15

Started by deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:56 AM
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Sweet Smoochum

Banned

Female
NEW JERSEY, Sayreville. 08872.
Seen April 13th, 2013
Posted March 9th, 2013
1,402 posts
17.4 Years
404. Lick one's poodle saying, "mmm...These are good pooding pops." Sound like a guy named Bill. Do it in the dog food section. (Don't actually do it, just make it look like you are... and say, "finger lickin' good.")

Sweet Smoochum

Banned

Female
NEW JERSEY, Sayreville. 08872.
Seen April 13th, 2013
Posted March 9th, 2013
1,402 posts
17.4 Years
407. Pass gas, or in your case, float an air biscuit, if you're from the land of tea and crumpets, and say, "ah...sir, do you enjoy this stench?" Watch them look at you in disgust. Say this seriously, too, because it's funnier if you're serious about it.

Sweet Smoochum

Banned

Female
NEW JERSEY, Sayreville. 08872.
Seen April 13th, 2013
Posted March 9th, 2013
1,402 posts
17.4 Years
409. Go into the store with a bunch of friends with homemade Twilight shirts saying which Team you're on, but you and your worst rival, who's pretending to be your BFF for the day, even though you two hate each other. If no one's on your team, draw on the face of those who don't like you. You can let your clan wear vampire fangs, and have the others sport hair extensions. Have a sword fight with a light-saber, and say, TWILIGHT/STAR WARS CROSSOVER BIOTCH! It helps if you and your worst rival are named Edward and Jacob.

Sweet Smoochum

Banned

Female
NEW JERSEY, Sayreville. 08872.
Seen April 13th, 2013
Posted March 9th, 2013
1,402 posts
17.4 Years
411. Claim you hear voices when someone announces a sale on the intercom, or asks someone to come. Act really obnoxious and annoying when you do it. On a megaphone, say, "SHUT UP! (use vulgarity too.) "YOU ARE SOOOOO LOUD_AH!"

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
411

Change the worker's uniforms into Team Rocket uniforms, then react to people saying "Why is there an R on your shirt?".
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

Sweet Smoochum

Banned

Female
NEW JERSEY, Sayreville. 08872.
Seen April 13th, 2013
Posted March 9th, 2013
1,402 posts
17.4 Years
413. Edit. Walk up to people, individually, telling them, "HEY, you like just like (insert someone here)," watch them get infuriated.
Orig.
"Tell everyone they remind you of someone who looks nothing like them and watch them get angry, while you flee on your mobile device" ...like a scooter.

The number's right, but there's two 411's.... Why is that? O.o <talking to self.... OOOH...I'm such a weirdy! I talk to myself....I guess that's why I'm So INTA-RES-TING!

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
413. Tell everyone they remind you of someone who looks nothing like them and watch them get angry, while you flee on your mobile device...
That should have been 412.

414

Record all your worker's movements, comprise into a video and then upload it to YouTube with the title "Collateral Workers". (Guess where I got that idea from)
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

TheFattestSnorlax

New year, new possibilities

Age 25
Male
Australia
Seen January 19th, 2017
Posted January 15th, 2017
2,382 posts
12.2 Years
418. Go get a couple of your friends, each get a shopping cart. Now let yourselves cause a lot of mayhem when doing a circuit around the store.
Ask a question, or make a suggestion of what I can do on http://thefattestsnorlax.tumblr.com/

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
That should have been 420.

421

Tell people that Wal-Mart is going Japanese, selling stuff related to various anime and manga.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
424

Give a 50% discount to customers if they wear glasses, watch The Big Bang Theory, use computers 24/7 or any other nerdy traits.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
428

Tell your workmates there are aliens invading the Wal-Mart. Push the button that sets off the alarm and people will be scrambling when they say "It's the end of the world!"
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
430

Have everyone come to work with quirky hairstyles and lab coats so you can act like Pokemon B2/W2's new scientist/professor character Akuroma!
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

TheFattestSnorlax

New year, new possibilities

Age 25
Male
Australia
Seen January 19th, 2017
Posted January 15th, 2017
2,382 posts
12.2 Years
433

Announce to everybody that there is an alleged shoplifter hiding in the store, and act like you totally mean it.
Ask a question, or make a suggestion of what I can do on http://thefattestsnorlax.tumblr.com/
436.

Run through the isles with a Gryffindor banner while screaming, "SLYTHERIIIIIIIINNN!!!!" and proceed to the brooms, picking one out and continuing your tirade while riding on said broomstick.

437.

After said event, toss away the banner and stand straight, broomstick in hand. Then slam the blunt end on the ground while screaming:

"NONE

SHALL

PAAAASSSS!!!!1!!one1one!!!!!11one!!"