1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2] Page 16

Started by deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:56 AM
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Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
445

Claim that you saw fat, fire-breathing pigs in the store.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
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TheFattestSnorlax

New year, new possibilities

Age 25
Male
Australia
Seen January 19th, 2017
Posted January 15th, 2017
2,382 posts
12.2 Years
446

Dress up as Ash Ketchum and run around the store saying "GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!"
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Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
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12.2 Years
452

Convince all female workers to cosplay as Bianca and male workers to cosplay as Cheren, then watch all the DualRivalShippers come...
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goldenyellowcrystal

A Black Crystal of Mystery

Age 24
Male
Aspertia City, Unova
Seen August 28th, 2017
Posted December 28th, 2012
35 posts
11.7 Years
453. Break the most valuable item in the store. When the manager comes, blame him and shout, "YOU ARE FIRED!!! GET OUT OF MY STORE OR I WILL BREAK THE WHOLE STORE !!!"

454. If that doesn't work, slap his face with salmon.
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Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
455

Get all male workers to straighten their tie and then the women will say "Bishie alert!"
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Zayphora

Don't mess with the lights...

Female
Somewhere beyond the Veil
Seen June 18th, 2016
Posted June 3rd, 2013
493 posts
11.1 Years
458. let a large amount of screech owls into the the store.

459. Dress up as some little kid's mom, and when they ask you for something spin around really fast, put on a fedora, hand them a fishing rod, and run away humming a sneaky song.

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
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12.2 Years
460

Play the scary music from the shower scene in Psycho and tell over the loudspeaker that you are a serial killer.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
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Zayphora

Don't mess with the lights...

Female
Somewhere beyond the Veil
Seen June 18th, 2016
Posted June 3rd, 2013
493 posts
11.1 Years
461. Steal a whole bunch of towels and spray paint from the store and spray paint "DONT PANIC" on all the towels. And put them back where they came from.

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
463

Go into rageface when customers don't ask you.
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Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
465

Annoy all the workers by making the price tags into ragefaces.
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Eeveemaster9

Years of Lies

Female
Canada, Saskatchewan
Seen January 6th, 2013
Posted December 10th, 2012
505 posts
13.8 Years
466

Switch the price tags around so there is a $100 teddy bear and $5 game system
"Your plans will fail, my sweet lady. And when they do, your stories will be nothing but lies, your rebellion will be in vain, and war will rage for years until you are but a speck of dust." - Noh
"The lies of your world will be exposed. My rebellion will rein over your realm, and no longer will this time be plagued by war." - ???