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Old May 29th, 2012 (10:58 PM).
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Go into rageface when customers don't ask you.
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Old May 29th, 2012 (11:54 PM).
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Annoy all the workers by making the price tags into ragefaces.
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Old May 30th, 2012 (10:48 AM).
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    Switch the price tags around so there is a $100 teddy bear and $5 game system
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    Old May 31st, 2012 (10:09 PM).
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    Old May 31st, 2012 (10:17 PM).
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      Old May 31st, 2012 (10:38 PM).
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      Old June 1st, 2012 (7:12 PM).
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        Old June 10th, 2012 (1:24 AM).
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        Demand the workers to turn all the boring news into funny news.
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        Old June 11th, 2012 (9:09 AM).
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          Old June 11th, 2012 (9:25 AM).
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            Old June 11th, 2012 (10:30 AM).
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              478. Eat all of the food in the food court, regardless whether you paid for it or not.
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              Old June 11th, 2012 (12:08 PM).
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                478. Get a bunch of adult magazines and place them on the magazine rack.

                479. Get a bunch of adult magazines, cut out each page, and leave them all over the store; especially in boxes that have openings, like twelve-packs.

                480. Get four pigs and label them 1, 2, 3, and 5. Then let them loose in the store, and watch as they try to find number 4.
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                Old June 11th, 2012 (12:45 PM).
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                  481. Say bad words directly at the cashier. That would be cruel, and I wouldn't do that if I were myself.
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                  Old June 11th, 2012 (2:16 PM).
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                    Old June 11th, 2012 (4:29 PM).
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                      480. Get four pigs and label them 1, 2, 3, and 5. Then let them loose in the store, and watch as they try to find number 4.
                      ^CLASSIC. lol. Aren't you supposed to put butter on them first, though?

                      484(which has the square root of...22? I think.)

                      Splatter paint the lingerie section.

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                      Tell people that you support unions. Sure way to get kicked out, as this is Walmart.

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                      Break all the electronics in the store, and then run to the manager with a bunch of them, claiming either that "MissingNo broke it" or that "a gremlin broke it".
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                      Old June 11th, 2012 (4:57 PM).
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                        487. Tell dead baby jokes over the intercom.

                        488. Around Christmas time announce that Santa Claus isn't real over the intercom.
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                        Old June 11th, 2012 (6:30 PM).
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                          Seal the doors shut with Cement
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                          Old June 12th, 2012 (12:34 PM).
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                            491. Plan a demolition for Wal-Mart.

                            492. Force the Wal-Mart store to change its logo back to its original logo.
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                            Old June 12th, 2012 (12:51 PM).
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                              Old June 12th, 2012 (2:00 PM).
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                                Seal all the entrances to the bathrooms.
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                                Old June 13th, 2012 (4:05 AM). Edited June 13th, 2012 by Arenax Seventhian.
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                                  498. Making a port sign, wearing a T-shirt displaying your favorite store that isn't Wlmart, and shouting loudly how much you hate Walmart, what sucks about it, disrespecting personel and ranting about how your prefered store is far greater.
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                                  Old June 13th, 2012 (10:57 AM).
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                                    499: Promote Target by shouting "GO TO TARGET! IT'S MORE AWESOME THAN WAL-MART!" to the customers.
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                                    Old June 13th, 2012 (12:25 PM).
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                                      Old June 15th, 2012 (11:21 AM).
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                                        Grab a Nerf dart gun from the toy isle, and run around screaming that there are zombies outside. Then, get control of the intercom and shout that every customer needs to arm themselves with a Nerf dart gun.
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                                        Old June 16th, 2012 (2:57 AM).
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